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Curor

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  1. Dragon Quiz

    and your inner dragon is .... I am a Monkey Dragon! In the war between good and evil, Monkey Dragons take the side closest to the bananas.... When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner monkeydragon limps drunkenly toward Chaos.... As far as magical tendancies, a Monkey Dragon's nature allows it to hurl enchanted feces at opponents and friends alike.... During combat situations, a true Monkey Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of smells and other tactics.... The inquisitive monkeydragons live in the jungles and zoos of the remote islands. The Monkey Lands shelter many lairs, with plenty of free time for picking bugs off one another's hairy wings. No matter their age, monkeydragons tend to be the most obnoxious and unruly of dragonkind, often mocking other dragons' lack of hair. "Hey Baldie!" is a favorite jest of the Monkey Dragon. They love the simple challenges of standing and sitting, and often force other species to act as living chairs. They are fascinated by sitting in all its forms, eagerly looking for just causes to rub their behinds into things with their armies of monkeydragons and demichairs. Monkey hatchlings have white fur tinged with green (some sort of stain, most likely). Only a hint of brown glistens between overlapping plates. This color deepens as the dragon ages, slowly turning to a pain brown tone that overwhelms the reptilian plates as the centuries pass. Monkey Dragons have a deep and abiding love for miniature organs and those who provide them. They enjoy playing music in loud, painful groups. Dragon lords especially appreciate gifts of women named Jane Goodall, which they consider to be delicacies. Someday the Monkey Dragons hope to have a planet all their own. This Dragon's favorite elements are: Monkey, Bananas, and Leprosy.
  2. Dragon Quiz

    Deep Drake, http://wizardsoul.com/quiz.asp <= What Type of wizard are you?
  3. My Avatar Is Getting Squashed!

    Does this present the time you edited the post?
  4. platin coins.

    He means that "1000 gp" became obsolete. As in it was no longer in use.
  5. Fred hangs out in dirty places
  6. Bush and Tribes

    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...AT=movies&NSFW= :lol: :lol: :lol:
  7. autoclick ban Triple Quote! spam Saying that is spam is spam. Come to think of it, so is this.
  8. bann

    Yes, Jebus is lost.
  9. ~Ox~

    Ok thanks. Pics are courtesy of Samwise. www.sonsfothestorm.com
  10. ~Ox~

    Also please tell us if you would like to see anything new about dwarves on the site. Thanks.
  11. You DO!??!?! Damn i must have issues because i though I was Curor. I am Sirkillalot: My purpose in life is to complain about lost stats.
  12. Thank God, i thought it was going to be some sort of homosexual fantasy judging from the title. :lol: Title should be changed
  13. No best weapon!?

    ELF WARHAMMERS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  14. 100 million giveaway!

    Ya dude, just give me a damn microscope and some twesers.
  15. 100 million giveaway!

    sirkill get over it, i think you have mentioned stats in every single new post i have read so far.
  16. <o)))<|

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
  17. Remove harvesting limit.

    What type of situation? Noobs whining because they can't use their favorite macro-program to get high exp level overnight? No, my orange haired Runescape has monsters which pop out after you harvest for a while.
  18. Or maybe you should have a glove with you and you could slap the person with the glove and the person would slap you back then you would fight and then the server would crash and then JUpiter would explode and jerry is fat.
  19. YES WE ARE There is a risk of innocent/stupid newbies/n00bs getting scammed by idiots/Delosek if this idea gets implemented. :?
  20. ~*Ember's Light*~

    I know, you always healed Stuntman at beam :wink:
  21. Portland Fruit stand

    NO!!!!!! :evil:
  22. Get i banned?

    lol, 100 hours...what...like 4 days...rofl :lol:
  23. Portland Fruit stand

    Ahhh!! NO LEARNER YOU CRAZY BASTARD.... THE APPLE IS THE LIFE BLOOD OF EL. :lol:
  24. ~*Ember's Light*~

    This guild is Suzor...i asked a member for healing and they wouldnt GIVE ME. Na, jokes Ember... :lol: Stuntman aka Curor
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