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  1. When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not

    produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to

    feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

     

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This

    stressed Santa even more.

     

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

    More stress.

     

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

     

    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and

    a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the

    elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his

    frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into

    hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

     

    He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw off the end of the broom.

     

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.

    He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big

    Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,

    Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where

    would you like me to stick it?"

     

    ...

     

     

     

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas

    tree.


  2. Sorry, an error occurred. If you are unsure on how to use a feature, or don't know why you got this error message, try looking through the help files for more information.

     

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    I get that message if i want to reply as guest in this topic


  3. Since learner didnt make a thread...

     

    ___JenS___ got banned for spamming #abuse asking for mute.

    Got warned a few times.

    If u need chatlogs too il post em.

     

    Urs sincerely, JenS :P

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