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  1. The El Movie

    That looks like The Passion The Passion of The Smiley. The Passion of The Smiley focusses on the last twelve hours of Smiley of Myandar's life. The film begins in the Garden of Corren where Smiley has gone to pray after sitting the Last Supper (fruit, cooked meat, wine, etc.). Smiley must resist the temptations of macroing. Betrayed by Lord Vermor, Smiley is then arrested and taken within the city walls of Whitestone, to the Lucky Punch Arena where leaders of *CO* confront him with accusations of blasphemy and his trial results in a condemnation to death. But never fear, Smiley has Fred_Penner's map of the Underworld - so keep any eye out for him this spring! He shall rise again!
  2. Isla Prima Map

    There's a thread about this here too.
  3. The Bank System Is Poo

    heh - a classic case of not knowing the history of the game or that storage is a hack and will be refined in the future.
  4. Too Many Bag Jumpers

    what!!!!? :lol:!
  5. My Bad

    Anyone who uses the phrase "My Bad" should be perm banned. Ick.
  6. Horrible Bug I Found

    I loved Trade wars. Ah, the good old days... I used to run my own BBS in my parents basement for years. Then when I moved out I took the phone number with me. For a long time I used to get computers calling my new place...
  7. Being Banned

    For everytime you put down the bubble sort, I will kill you.
  8. Mario Valenti

    What rude about a small thingie? I don't get it.
  9. Mario Valenti

    Keep your small thingie to yourself. We're all full up here.
  10. Mario Valenti

    I am Mario Valenti, and I assure you, I am quite capable of playing this game. Oh yes, I know this game all too well. Trust me. Now, pass the ketchup.
  11. Mario Valenti

    I'm Mario Valenti. Have you got my money? What about the animals? Are they safe?
  12. Never Have Regrets...

    You and your parents should start a club....
  13. Never Have Regrets...

    She never said that the something good was for you, just that it was good.
  14. Never Have Regrets...

    how come when i droped a case of soda nothing good came out of it? i mean soda did come out of the cans and it is good but i dont think it counts... It was good for the ants... (and the opposite of love is disinterest)
  15. Pk-list

    of no use a waste of time futile ineffectual worthless ps. "thesaurous" isn't just a book-loving dinosaur.
  16. Lizard/dragon Man Monster Idea!

    I hide in the ball pit in the kids play area at night when they close up. Then, when everyone's gone, I sneak out and make myself some delicious hamburgers and french fries. And I always use extra secret sauce. When I'm done, I sneak out the drive-thru window, leaving a trail of chicken McNuggets (now with all white meat!) behind me. McDonalds. I'm lovin' it.
  17. Read It, Read It, Read It, Read It!

    I also don't have a "gfx card". I do however have a "graphics card" or as some say "video card". Do you need info on that? To be blunt: if you're trying to help people, drop the stupid Internet dialect and speak plainly, in English. Keep in mind that the people you're trying to help may have limited English vocabulary and any short forms or 133t talk is going to make it impossible for them. It doesn't matter so much in other forums, but here you should be as clear as possible.
  18. #goto X,y Patch

    I wrote an identical patch about 2 months. It came in handy a couple of times but turned out to be largely useless.
  19. Read It, Read It, Read It, Read It!

    What's "Windoze"? Is that some Polish knock-off version of everyone's favourite operating system from Microsoft, "Windows"? ps. It's not me. It's you.
  20. Being Banned

    Ignore him. He's just upset cause he's only just realising what a shite programmer he is. And that he's not Canadian and therefore sucks.
  21. Banned Im Sorrrry

    There's no respect left in the world for Self Proclaimed Royalty...
  22. Never Have Regrets...

    Exactly. Just look at the guy who invented the corndog. You know, the hotdog on a stick.
  23. Lizard/dragon Man Monster Idea!

    A ribbit? Isn't that the new sandwich at McDonalds? Real, boneless rib meat, grilled and smothered in our special barbeque sauce, served on our new chiabata roll. Try it in a combo today for only $3.99! Remember, the smiles are free.
  24. A Search Storage Command

    I also didn't create a diff, which seemed to confuse some people. Instead of just patching their code automatically, I was forcing them to manually edit 1 file and insert nearly half a dozen lines of code. I'm a slave driver, asking the impossible as usual. Hell, when I was a kid we had to walk 5 miles through 2' of snow in bare feet just to feed our punch cards into a machine the size of a house. You kids now, with your new fangled diff and patch programs have it too easy.
  25. A Search Storage Command

    I agree, some of the stuff is better off on the server. Kick Ent in the ass get some of this done. And I redid the storage sort 2 days later using quick sort. Get your head outta your ass.
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