Gammablaze

...when you go to target, pick up a leather jacket, wooden stick, ask how much gold it costs, and go outside to beat up a bunny with it

they were quite itchy ants, they attacked me

now, i have met jerks, and ur not one of them. i will tell charmed of ur kindness, and thank you

Yes, well, SoLoS i cant say i like what you do but ur not breakin rules, so do watchu want

My parents need to buy me a shock braceltet or something...whenever i think about EL it shocks me...naw that wouldnt help cause i dont think much!

*takes a plane to roswell, new mexico, then walks to area 51* Guard: Hey kid, you can't get in here without a pass! Me: But my daddy works here, i havent seen him for 10 years... Guard: too bad! Me: *eyes turn red* me want see daddy...*transforms into the Hulk*

I drank too much at Clock's b-day party...lost my self-contol and sphinkter control. For those who dont kno, a sphinkter is like, ur poop bladder...

well i have done the same thing that u have told me but she wont talk to me about the flower!!!

Someone get some Raid!!!

Ever heard of reverse psycology? I say dont give it to her, ur supposed to give it too her... i guess it doesnt work on stupid ppl...

Meh, w/e, i take the deathbag then give it back...and yea cookies and milk sounds great! :lol:

Halaker may be an ass sometimes but hed never do this, what it was like, 1 vs 10? he isnt stupid

One day, Sarah was sitting in her church class. She was always asleep. Her teacher called on her asking, "Who is the father, son, and holy spirit?" Jimmy, the boy who sat behind Sarah, poked her in the butt with a pin. She sat up and screamed "JESUS CHRIST!" Her teacher tells her good job, and she goes back to sleep. Later Sarah's teacher calls on her again. "Who was in the holy family?" There Jimmy is with his pin and Sarah screams, "JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH!!!" Again her teacher congratulates her and Sarah falls back asleep. A third time, the teacher calls on Sarah, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 26th child?" In comes Jimmy with the pin. This time Sarah sits up and screams, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!!!"

Because it is FUNNY!

thx i found out