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  1. Lord_vermor

    "An Anti-Flame"... What part of that do you not understand? If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Do I give a damn what you say? And I'LL say what I please. Well, it shows a lack of respect on your part. Please try to be kind in this thread; its intended purpose was not to burst into flames. you're right, I appologize
  2. Watch Out For Shasso

    Cya Spock!
  3. Scarr

    As most people know I've had some problems with almost everyone on the forums But sometimes you just have to bury the hatchet and eat your pride and make the best of a situation. I'd gladly do that with anyone I've had problems with, but some people are just very bullheaded (me being at the top of the list). I have a new respect for Satan now, whether we are friends or not, because he took the time to try to make ammends with people. Good job, Satan!
  4. Lord_vermor

    "An Anti-Flame"... What part of that do you not understand? If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Do I give a damn what you say? And I'LL say what I please.
  5. El - What A Nice Keylogger

    Same thing happens to me. For instance: my YIM chat w/ "a friend": Me: Hey baby, you want to meet somewhere? "Friend": Hmmmm you *edited due to adult content* Me: Ooooh, wow you can do that? ^_^ "Friend": Why don't you tell me some of ur tricks? Me: *edited due to extreme adult content* "Friend": Eeew ... sick freak. I'm sure you should stay far away from zoos ... Me: ;-) and it was also sent through local chat D'OH
  6. Aftershock

    Keiva is left bloody and bruised after the fight with the GLD clan, but emerges as the victor. "Smeg ... humans .... elves ..... whatever .... I am the champion of them all!" he wiped a bit of blood from his head. "I need to rest ...." Keiva begins walking in this foreign land, unknowing where he is heading. He stumbles upon a hut in a cornfield .... and smells something .... "Elves ..." Could it be? He rushes into the hut and sees Aitrus ready to fight the fluffy, Azzura uncontious on the bed. "What? Are you also a minion of Ryuu's?" Aitrus yells across the room. "I don't know who you're talking about, elf, but why are you upset over this rabbit?" Keiva said, half laughingly. "Oh, you'll see why! If you're not one of Ryuu's minions, and you have a soul, help me out!" Aitrus readied his weapon. "Maybe I don't have a soul. Don't judge me, cretin!" Keiva lunged at the "rabbit".
  7. Aftershock

    Keiva searched tirelessly. "Where could they have gone? With such short legs, they couldn't have gotten far." From the forest emerged a band of thugs. They were lead by the same thug Keiva had fought in to tavern. They were members of the GLD clan. (read Keiva's bio in my signature). He remembers the battles with them from his homeland. "We caught you, beast! And it seems like an added bonus! You are on the GLD's hunt list! Time to die!" the group of about 5-10 warriors advanced at Keiva.
  8. Aftershock

    In the commotion of the battle with the stranger (goatsgomoo), Keiva had lost where Aitrus, Azzura and the others had gone and how they fared in the battle with the orcs. "Dammit to hell! Where did they go." Was he smitten by Azzura? No, he promised that would NEVER happen to him again, especially with ANOTHER elf ..... But for some reason he had to find her, possibly to bring closure.
  9. Scarr

    Hey either way, it's cool that you'd rather make friends rather than enemies. Good lucj Satan/Scarr :-D
  10. Scarr

    Ok, good. I'll trust you. I respect someone wanting to change ways and make friends instead of enemies.
  11. Scarr

    Sorry but what that mean my english is not the best. Meaning if you aren't lying, I would like us NOT to be enemies.
  12. Aftershock

    [roleplaying with yourself is no fun ] Keiva decided that the chimeran wolf was more of a threat than the orcs. He had fought worst, so he decided that the monster was nothing to him. He lunged at the chimeran wolf. It swung it's massive head and knocked him over. He rubbed his sore head, but charged back at it, claws out and ready to tear it's body apart, The wolf had equally sharp claws. I swung it's massive paw at Keiva, cutting his chest. "Dammit, tougher than I thought!" he couldn't give up though. He jumped onto the chimmy's back and wrapped his arms around it's neck. It was the only way. SNAP The chimeran wolf's body fell lifelessly to the ground. He looked over and noticed that the orcs were not fighting the two elves. He watched from a safe distance to see what was going on with Azzura, Aitrus and the hooded woman .....
  13. Scarr

    If it's true, I'd like to bury any hatred we've had, Satan.
  14. Help Me ...russkie Est" ?

    Go play Portal to Another World. I think it's main language is Russian. It's a prettty good game, but I couldn't understand anyone
  15. Aftershock

    The flash of the teleport spell wore off. Keiva felt an extra heaviness on his cloak. He noticed Azzura right away. He growled at the young elf "Urgh .... elves are nothing but trouble [NOTE: Read Keiva's description ...... further on in his story you'll see why he dislikes elves] What do you want?" Before Azzura could answer, screeches were heard from the skies above. Keiva looked up and saw the one of the most vile creatures he had ever seen. "By the gods ...." "Chimeran wolves ...." Azzura muttered. Keiva heard some commotion. He looked to the forests and noticed a group of orcs surrounding an elf by some huts. "Heh, stupid elf. See what he's gotten himself into?" Keiva let out a chuckle. Azzura noticed this too. "Aitrus?" she asked in a puzzled manner. She quickly jetted towards the group of orcs. "W...what are you doing? Let him die!" Keiva grabbed for Azzura but fell flat on his face as she quickly sped away. Farmiliar circumstances. "Ergh ...." he looked over his shoulder as he began to get up, the 'chimeran wolf' was closing in .....
  16. New Forum Rule : Neoses

    Not entirely true. I got suspended for posting in the ban forum. But look at how many other people frequently post there. It's over and done, but it think it's unfair that other people can do the same thing as I did (someone will use the excuse "i did it too often") and not even get a warning about it. What really happened, I think, is that I told Soldus to fuck off for just cause and got banned, but they used the ban forum as an excuse.
  17. Aftershock

    [ok, nobody wants to continue ] a gust of wind .... strange. Keiva flung the cloak from his body, revealing his green, scaled body. Armor was much to small to fit his physique, so he wore tattered leather gear. He wore no weapon, he used his mighty claws. "I'm not in the mood, humans!" "Hey, if we slay this ... this thing, we'll prolly get a whole sh*t load of gold! C'mon boys, let's get 'em!" all three men lunged at Keiva. Quickly, he disposed of them, with merely a swing from his mighty arm. Suddenly, from the outside, a traveler entered the tavern. "O please! Someone must help me! Chimeran wolves are heading towards neo (did i get the name right?)! " Keiva stood motionless. "You know, you should help." He turned to see a tall, slender man. "Why would I help a bunch of humans?" "Give your people a good name, coward." The tall, long haired man looked coldly at Keiva. "What? I am no coward. Fine. I'll help, but where is this "neo"?" "Allow me." With that, Keiva was teleported to the spot.
  18. New Forum Rule : Neoses

    Fight the power Neo! I got your back Oh, and don't let this get to you. You are majorly cool and I want you to stay on the forums
  19. Aftershock

    [im going to start a story starring a Draegoni named Keiva. His bio is here: Keiva's Bio Ok, now to start ....] A Draegoni was a rare sight in these parts of the world. Keiva was feared and revered by the elves, dwarves and humans. Hated as well. "Better life my ass ..." Keiva was sitting in the tavern on IP, drinking ale. He was heavily encloaked in a black robe and wore a facemask. He just looked like a drifter, so not many people payed attention to him. The tavern doors opened behind him. In walked some streets toughs. Hoodlums that liked to cause trouble for the newcombers to the land. "Well lookey what we gots here" the bald headed leader said, as he sat near Keiva. "Quite a big lad, eh boys?" The two men with him just laughed uncontrollably like idiots. The bald headed man shoved at Keiva. With the shove, his large tail was left visible. The tavern grew silent. "W...what the hell?" the leader of the entourage backed up and unsheathed his titanium longsword. "A demon!" Keiva knew that the fighting was inevitable. He turned to brace himself for conflict, when the tavern door swung open once more ..... [ok, someone enter and help me along and then we can add ourselves to Aitrus's great roleplay session!!!!!]
  20. My Maps!

    great maps aitrus!
  21. Lord_vermor

    Vermor! Welcome to my world which i undergoed for about 2 weeks because of Woodchuck... WoodChuck was/is an asswipe. Oh, and leaving because people call you a female is silly. If it makes you feel any better, I'm really a female roleplaying a male. HAHAHAHA I dont see how that would help, but stay LV and if you are already deciding to stay GOOD!! and wow .... STFU
  22. My Ip Was Banned,...

    So is that why all of their members come to EL's great forums? Thought so.
  23. My Ip Was Banned,...

    When you tell everyone else who does it the same thing, then you can comment about it to me. So until then, fuck off
  24. Lord_vermor

    Dude ... would you shut up or at least post your character's name so everyone can PK you?
  25. Lyanna

    so mysterious O.o
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