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    thats kinda like what happens with me when im running around with my chacters like i have 2 on at the same time *and no they dont interact*

    and they are on the same map and i log out but he is still there i leave map and he is still there its like a after image only i can c so trop it might be that u just got laggy.

     

     

    edit: i was there i didnt c the yellow name....

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    sry for this post kid kaos just made me kinda mad...

     

    kid kaos its called he played THEN quit iv been seeing allot of people come back that just never started just quit the game right off and are just now coming back, mabye this person liked his chacter and mabye he had some stats and mabye hasnt played in like 5 months so mabye thats why he forgot mabye he has a life?

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    all im cing is a bunch of people from a defirent country talk about Us my country. YEs bush is a bitch he statred a war just so he could killed hundreds of people mabye thousands, both sides american and other, *lol other...* but flexo bush never been to ur country so u wouldnt really know how it feels or how it works to ahve him running we cant do anthing UNTIL election day, we really cant do that much either since we dont vote the president into officer peolple in the electorial college do ALL they have to do is look at or vote and decide TO or NOT TO go with the magority of votes say. Which sucks.

     

     

    this might need to be moved to flames now...

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    Issued by the Southern Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting Northerners,

    North-easterners, North-westerners, Westerners and Southwestern Urbanites

     

    1. Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get

    your butt kicked.

     

    2. Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a

    diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they

    know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your butt.

     

    3. We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so just shut up. Just

    spend your money and get out of here, or we'll kick your butt.

     

    4. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's

    called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr.

    Pepper, 7-Up or whatever ... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise

    can lead to a butt kicking.

     

    5. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g.Welty,

    Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer.

    Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your butt.

     

    6. We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Sam Walton,

    Oprah, Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do,

    sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g. John Edwards, Al Gore, Bill

    Clinton, David Duke). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not

    dumb enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the Senate.

    If someone tried to do that, we would kick his/her butt.

     

    7. Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet

    and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle,

    you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone

    Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your butt.

     

    8. Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez,

    Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your butt.

     

    9. Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know

    that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits with gravy, like God intended. And

    eat your grits, no hash browns.

     

    10. Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know

    better. Many of us have visited Northern hellholes like Detroit, Chicago,

    and D. C., and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here,

    Delta, US Airways and/or our favorite, Southwest, is ready when you are.

    Move your butt on home before it gets kicked.

     

    11. Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we

    don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we

    are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's

    all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone, or we'll kick your butt.

     

    12. Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes

    or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty,

    we'll kick your butt all the way back to Boston Harbor.

     

    13. Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors

    open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are

    expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little

    gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your butt just

    like they did ours.

     

    14. So you think we're quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the

    countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in filthy,

    smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston. Make

    fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your butt.

     

    15. Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how to

    cook barbecue. This will get your butt shot (right after it is kicked).

    You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and

    you will go home in a pine box ... minus your butt.

    :twisted:

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