fred_penner

Like my Crane style? Daniel Russo and Mr. Miagi taught it to me... I am teh ninja!

Those last 5 messages were some of the funniest stuff I've seen here in a while. I love it when people who know a little something try to sound like they know what they're talking about. me: "Mom, your computer has a virus. No more Tetris until I fix it, ok?" mom: "Ok. Here's some money, go buy more rams." me: "um, ok..." mom: "The newspaper says computers need lots of rams." me: "Yes... uh, here, play this GameBoy."

that's not the rule but courtesy and about 3 on 3 situation it's similar with wolves and it's fun to race to them Not with 3 FPS, chasing a wolf is hard enough without someone with a system 10 times at fast attacking the wolf before I even see him. That argument is invalid. You can't ask other people to stop playing (and enjoying) the game just because your system is shite. Why not call the makers of Doom 3 and ask them to drop their system requirements down so you can play too - it's only fair, right?

holycrapthatsentenceisinsaneandIhavenoideawhatyoujustsaid.

Shouldn't the name be spelled "Siddhartha"? I assume it's named after Siddhartha, the Buddha. Coincidentally, I've just been reading about the life of Siddhartha and I've just reached the point where he's achieved enlightenment. It's a good story.

Cicero is a nationalistic houseist. And an underpaid alien janitor who fights crime on the side.

I don't believe you. You're a goddamn liar.

What is the name of Zeus's arse hole? Hm..

I too am at school with jewbean. In fact, I'm standing right behind him now contemplating which I prefer: my Louisville Slugger or my Eastwing 16oz Claw Hammer. Decisions, decisions.

1) Read the sticky posts in this forum. 2) Post more information, like: 2a) System hardware configuration 2b) Operating system 2c) Shoe size Also try rearranging the layout of the furniture in your room. If your chakras are out of alignment, EL may not run well or at all. Above all, post more information about the problem. Screen shots, etc.

Ditch Windows firewall and get something better that lets you have control over your system. Are you using XP with SP2? Ick.. Or call Microsoft (ya, right) and ask them how to do it.

Here, I fixed it: You'll never look at the "arches" the same way again, will you?

Why is this funny?

I hadn't heard of this game until I walked by EB yesterday and saw all these signs saying they were "sold out" of Fable. Considering your review, I expect I'll be seeing alot of used copies appearing on the shelves in the next few weeks/months.

What's bread got to do with fighting? ps. You spelled it wrong. In English it's just "bread". The "n" is silent, so we just leave it off.

What's the problem? Even if you missed by a few metres, the elephant-gut-splash would still nail the mouse in all likelyhood. And you'd have some residual "scorched earth" effect from the rotting, decaying elephant parts: bacterial infections would bloom, infecting anything that came in contact with it. Not to mention infecting the groundwater, making the area unihabitable for months or years. Then there's the 3rd party assistance: the smell of blood attracting carnivorous predators to the area will help take out any other mice in the neighbourhood. All in all, chucking elephants at mice is a pretty solid plan of attack.

Open port 2000 in your firewall, and additionally, only allow the EL client to use it.

"door game"... haven't heard that phrase in eons... I wonder if I still have my old CrossTalk manual around here..

Agreed, 100%. All differing opinions are retarded and their owners should be sterilized.

Recently I lost $5. I think I was playing EL at the time. I'm not lying. Ent, you owe me $5.

Sorry, no blondes.

I do. And I can tan the hide too. ps. I didn't read the rest of your post. I just assumed it was crap.

np

No imagination... @Placid: I'll go to any level to bring a dying thread to a quick and off topic close. I feel that's what I'm here for. Don't let the threads go quietly into that dark night, say something stupid it close them out. And I'm just the guy for the job! ps. Rather than dysentery, originally I was going to go with a female lunar cycle reference, but then I suppose even I have limits. Wait a sec.... oops.

Prometheus, your avatar looks like an eagle giving a lap-dance to a guy with dysentery.