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  1. Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

     

    Lady 1: What's that?

    Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Lady 1: Where did you get it?

    Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

     

    The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

     

    The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

     

    Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

     

    The pharmacist fainted.


  2. I picked up The new splinter cell for my Xbox yesterday, iwas blown away by the fun i was having on Xbox Live with that game, multiple spies is badass...if your into games like that and you have "Live" for your Xbox then get this game...if your not connected with your Xbox then get it for pc cuz multpayer kicks total ass...


  3. OK, ive been playing with the map maker for a little bit and im starting to get the hang of it, But is there anyway to test your maps, like an quick run through or anything...If there is any wa please let me know because it would help...


  4. I have loved the Belgariad, Mallorean and Polgara, Belgarath..but just last month when i finished the Rivan Codex....no more...it kinda sucks, ive always been looking foward to the next book in the series now i cant :cry:

    but i was just wondering if they took thier guild name from there, seeing is how The Rivan King rules all the west in the books...

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