ninja2121

Good One, Sirdan are you going to announce a winner?

LMAO@Microwave Disclaimer...thats good stuff

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when is the winner announced?

ok this one may be kinda of old but everytime i hear it i fall down laughing... Don't Fart in Bed If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face . She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. ''Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.... But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rocks? i dont have any rocks on me....

Very nice website fred, good job on putting it all together for the new server.

lol, i found this just now...its Dj Foot Foots comments on why his name is foot foot. Hey yall! My name is Spliff A.K.A Dj Foot Foot. If your wondering just what the hell "Foot Foot" then let me take this oppurtunity to fill you in. Back in the 60's there was a group called "The Shags". Don't worrie if you've never heard of them, neither has anyone else. Anyways the band consisted of 3 sisters. Retarted sisters to be exact. See their father decided to cash in on his misfortune. He bought them instruments, put them in the studio and let them make their own music. This is where I come in. One of there songs was about there lost imaginary friend. It went like this "Foot Foot where are you? Foot Foot?" Get it? I came from the imagination of 3 retareds from the 60's! Peace i cant sum up their crappness better then this guy.

its all just a matter of preference, its not that i hat rap and hip hop i just dont prefer to listen to it. now when it comes to the shags singing their single " foot foot" i HATE it! :lol:

i thought i saw you walking around with the @: ) tags on last night, so i just voted for that cuz its different.

Well im not sure what the problem was but i have ran el just fine for the last 3 updates, and when i did this one it just went crazy....i just deleted and redownloaded everything and it works now. so try that brainstorm...delete all your el files and redownload the game then redownload the update and try that.

There is a band called the shags, they have been around sinc the early 60's ...its three girls that dont know how to play thier instruments at all....but they try i think there is another band now called the shags but the one i know of is older.

ok read it, still not working.....

Oh, and when i try to run the map editor it just comes up in black and white only? any help would be great so i can start up on the new system...

wtf? its doing the same thing to me and its not just a bunch of symbols, what it is is the textures graphics.....every time i click el.exe it just pulls the textures graphic up in the window

so if you close one eye will it help in a certain way...like close the right eye and you will pick up on just the color not the text or Vise Versa?

Thats too funny...the video games was the bestest of them all :lol:

Hoo Flung Poo....?

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted.

killer lamb= Lik me Ball.......r

Yeah the pics were quite gross, there are so many theorys that go along with her death....havnt heard anything about the black lady's nipples though,lol

Diablo 3 would totally kickass, and that devil is pretty scary :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Im lost in the Search for the crown...this game is too hard, even without the man eating plants.

Is the world a better or worse place with 300,000 of us believing in the force :?: It really doesnt matter untill they start hurting people with thier Jedi mind tricks :twisted:

Please Direct me towards that continent :wink: