Lotharion

the idea isn't bad (and makes sense). Would still hate to loose my precious nmt though Rationally speaking i'm with radu and pips arguments emotionally speaking i'm inclined to vote NO because i like my NMT However, i'm not a woman. I just have really, really silky hair, so I'm going with the suggestion.

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i like this

As requested, the original message from earleir correspondence. Topic is celestial dragons, some sort of enforcers of good, harmless to newbs (can't even be attacked under a certain level) but aggressive towards players with b ad karma. They spawn randomly on random maps, so might very well catch you while picking snapdragons, are exceedingly nasty, can heal self, summon lesser minions, and take some serious damage before going down. Naturally killing one also provokes karma. The options in the quote below are not exhaustive, and karma could very well be granted/inflicted for a variety of other reasons as cited above (like mentioned, quests, or even sacrifice to the gods of good). Important is the notion of making pk of players that are quite alot lower in level something that inflicts karma on the slayer. PK is part of the game, but killing 25 hp newbs by 70 70 50 50 ADPC chars is simply unsportive butchery. (yes i know they don't *have* to be in pk maps, but it would be more interesting that players that insist on being "ebul" actually get to feel the consequences of that as the world and the gods react to excessive cruelty. EDIT: Even though this post was not intentenionally sick and disturbing, it still does not reflect EL in any official capacity. Except perhaps the part about the fur hat, which was a creation by EL, and thus in a sense the One Hat does represent an idealisation of Fur hats in EL to the extent of utopic reveries. Praiseth be the One #Hat!!!

The-One-#Hat to rule them all. my precious...mine! MINE I say... [insert Gibberish]

I'm getting serious symptoms of cold turkey here...I just tried to #lmute a collegue for spamming at the coffeemachine...If that were not enough I tried to harv the flowers in the hall, until somebody asked me why i was cursing about bees and why i was pulling out the plastic geraniums. I should have known they were fakes when my fire ess kept failing!! Also screaming #Beaver to people is most often frowned upon irl, as i experienced this afternoon. edit: *Sigh* This downtime lasts forever...

Soon the Holy Brotherhood of #beaver will congregate again. We will than chant in praise of the holy guardian of damness, Since as #Beaver taught us; Blesseth be the Dammed, whence the water cannot run; it accumulates force. And should the dam subside, all shall be released and with it, chaos and peculiar fish shall flood the lands! Only those that turn to #beaver and it's icon, #Hat shall one day find tranquility and soothing in the mystical #under-the-#Gazebo.* All procrastinate in praise of #beaver! Taste the Holy #Pie!! Bow to The-One-#Hat-of-Power and anticipate the coming of #Under-the-#Gazebo, where we shall rest and play croquet**! Trice #Beaver!! --------- *: Disclaimer: Any perceived similarities with any existing faith, denomination or religion is a figment of your imagination or an indication you suffer from Dissociative Association Disorder. Don't worry, it's nothing serious. **: Disclaimer: Croquet is an optional feature.

Good to know i'm still welcome :-) Especially after that incident with the grapfefruit and the self reproducing prototype of the panda (the "pandamonium"). It wasn't bird flue, but only because pandas can't fly (at least not in EL) However, even if pandas could fly they would not be birds for one simple reason: they don't taste like chicken. On the other hand they do have a birdbrain, so a variation of Kreutzfeld-Jacob that only affects birds, might also infect pandas. conclusion: don't eat panda, it's not good for you. (and don't wonder about the grapferuit too much, *that's* what did in the panda) anyway, yay!

Good to know that's your personal oppinion and not that of EL in any official capacity

My departure had nothing to do with EL, it was simply a practical and professional matter, obstructing my ability to play and attend the forums. Due to some issues of availability of time and increased workload combined with moving it was virtually impossible to play without damaging my already stressed real life social network, which of course takes precedence when it comes down to priorities. (shoot me ) anyway, I is back (muahahaha!)

Greetings all, Some of you may remember me, others might be clueless. I salute you all, but adress friends of old in particular; I'm back. That is to say back to the forums, I'll return to the game too shortly, (a week or so from now), even though at this point it is hard to say how much time i will have to actually actively play, I should be available for guild matters and general resocialising (that is to say, don't expect me to come hunting clops just yet, it'll be harving and ass-sitting initially :-) ). In regard to mapping and my other official tasks, the mapping is ongoing Roja, and if you need me back on your team, just say the word (as from next week at least, when i'll be online again normally) it's good to once again be amongst you!

The True history of #beaverism, as it was passed down to me by the great #beaver #under-the-#Gazebo. Your interpretation was greatly enjoyed by the Brotherhood, but we are far from extinct, and we shall rise to power once again [insert ebul laughter]. [thunder+flight of bats]. Here goes the true revelation of #beaver... In the beginning there was nothing and the world was flooded. Than...from an unexplainable dissolution of the unspeakable #beaver in the mysterious realm; under-the-#gazebo, came the first divine beings; #castor and #majava. Soon they decided to inhabit the flooded lands and so they started to gnaw the wood and mud of Under-the-#gazebo to build the great world-dam. And soon the land was dry and #Majava and #castor roamed it. The first era of #Beaver had dawned. Soon #majava and #castor became bored with the empty land and they started gnawign the wood and mud of Under-the-#gazebo to make statues to keep them company and so the image of man, elf and dwarf, and all the animals that walk, creep swim or fly were created. The elves were mostly composed of slender resilient wood, while dwarves were crafted mostly from the heavy and though mud and rock of Under-the-#gazebo. Humans were made of equal proportions of dirt and wood. And in this mixture they became the most versatile, but also most shortlived of all the races. and with them the second Era of #Beaver dawned And than darkness fell upon the land. As in the void created by the building of #Castor and #majava spawned the supreme evil Fluffor of lepus, the demon of the night. Fluffor descended to the dry lands and with him came desire and hatred. Castor greeted the unknown guest and was mauled by the gangs of Fluffor. Than fluffor violated the sanctity of #majava. And this unholy union had planted the seed of life in #majava. It grew big inside her. Soon she realised that to stop the fruit of her womb to grow evil, it would have to be born before it's time, and it could not bear the fur of Fluffor. So #majava sacrificed her life in a great and valiant struggle she cut open her own belly and stripped herself of skin and fur. The little sibling she brought to life, she clothed in her skin, and the skin of castor. And there was Hat. And so the One Hat came into being. The One hat carried the supreme life-giving force of Under-the-#gazebo and it brought life to the statues made by #castor and #Majava. Soon the living statues dwindled, as they needed food to sustain themselves lest they would die and revert to the wood and mud of #under-the-#gazebo. So #majava sacrificed her dying breath to save the life created in the wake of the One Hat. And there was pie. And so the Era of Pie dawned upon the world. And yet, the Evil, even though it was greatly weakened by artefacts the One Hat and Pie, did not relent to the Glory of #Beaver! In an evil plot to corrupt the servants of #Beaver, the Evil forces amassed great energy to melt the very rocks of the earth, luring in innocent travellers, enticing them to drop their guard and submit themselves to the corrupting powers of the universe. And there was Lava. To this very day, the followers of #Beaver combat the devious spell that Evil cast upon the lands! Luring men to their doom with the red-hot glow of lava, enticing them to renounce #Beaver and embrace the Evil Fluffor

Woof!

I've tried to learn the language of love, but as it turns out it requires emotions. They could have at least mentioned that before i paid. Apart from that the only language i master to some level is pictionary. I also do great animal impersonations, especially combusted animals.

こんにちはちさとさん, ぼくのスクリーン名前はLotharionです. このワープロでかんじをつかってむずかしくてすみません. ベルギー人でございます. どうぞよろしくおねがいします .