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Predictable, but cute..It's for Bush "fans" anyway

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he dropped in on one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: - "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy." -"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: - "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." -"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered.Bush searched the room. -"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: -"If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." -"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" -"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a smeging accident either

You make a screenshot,upload it somewere,log on the forums, add reply, press the IMG button and do what tells you

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Sper sa va luati multa "muie" de la doamna stanciu(e o metafora baieti, nu va umeziti prematur lenjeria) Exprimare libera

Now seriously..here is the online version of the news.If you dont trust me ask Entropy to confirm scaryfactsaboutfluffy- click on the "iepurii ameninta" link from right,middle

Here are the pictures :lol:

News from one of my local newspapers: "With the winter and severe cold hundreds of wild rabbits appeared near Sankt Petersburb.Hungry hares attack all in their way: rats, cats and homless people. The rabbits arrived in Sankt Petersburg in large numbers after they crossed the Finic gulf on ice." ermm...

You're from US SKA?

Hunter, asta-i linkul.Ar trebui sa mearga ..http://thenoob.keenspace.com/d/20040608.html Hazor, when it came the"choose a name part" u were the first thing that poped into my mind (Aragorn..Arragorn..XXXAragornXXX ??!!!?! )

Forgot to mention "for Hazor rofllmao!!11~~1"

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Nice site teh banned 0n3na but my eyes hurt too To little contratst

Yep..U were one of the first ppl i really talked to in EL. I remember and miss those witty and sparkling conversations.This game sure needs players with a good sense of humour and a relaxed attitude..they are becoming a rare breed. Best witches from a redhaired ex-magician

Omg, this is so intense! :shock: Please continue to fill our pathetic lives and enrich us