Stormie

I opt in In Game Name: Stormie Rl sex: Female Pregnant...gods no

hey folks another 10k iron please

Thanx for the fantastic service guys another 10k iron if u dont mind please

Had a fantastic time, tyvm Aceypoos. Lagged and recynced like hell in CM but i guess thats what ya get for interrupting a 'queen' on her throne

Hi Folks, could i order another 10k iron please....tyvm

hey guys, could i order another 10k iron please

another idea to make it useful would be to have a chance to hellspawn on using telerings or portals too I really like this idea. It's so wonderfully evil. you guys are EBUL......i love it

I agree, where is the challenge of levelling if you can mulit play? If you have an alt then you made that alt knowing you were to level it the same way you did your main....through working it. Just my opinion but thats part of the fun

hey guys Could i order another 10k iron please

hi guys, thanx for the fantastic service, could i order another 10k iron please?

Congratulations to you both, i will do my best to be there

Hey guys could i order another 10k iron ore please.

hey guys can i order 10k of iron again please? Total order 35k ty

Rayla = banned from Pure Guild Bot

hi guys, thanx for the excellent service Ordering 10k coal please

hey guys, any chance i can order 10k iron please

hey guys can i order 10k iron please? 35k total order ty

happy bidding but ermmm when does this auction end?

ok this convo took place some months ago but it was so funny i decided to post it [21:00:07] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane what does pk map mean [21:00:50] [McLane @ 7207]: uh? [21:01:01] [McLane @ 7207]: those questions without a mod posting these messages? [21:01:06] [stormie @ 7207]: i r n00b..what does pk map mean? [21:01:15] [McLane @ 7207]: playerkissing map [21:01:22] [DMan @ 7207]: lol [21:01:29] [stormie @ 7207]: the why does it say u can die? [21:01:31] [McLane @ 7207]: i already told you, remember? [21:01:38] [McLane @ 7207]: you can die of love... [21:01:46] [McLane @ 7207]: never heard about that? available in RL, too [21:01:50] [stormie @ 7207]: ohhh yeh i remember [21:03:00] [McLane @ 7207]: and if two player really like each other, they meet on those maps and one starts "hitting" on the other [21:03:20] [McLane @ 7207]: normally the other one replies the hits [21:03:28] [stormie @ 7207]: but i never been 'hit' on and i do hydro runs [21:03:36] [McLane @ 7207]: the more one loves the other, the harder s/he hits [21:03:49] [stormie @ 7207]: *feels unloved, neglected and rejected* [21:04:01] [McLane @ 7207]: and what we call an orgasm in RL is called "going to underworl" in EL [21:04:10] [DMan @ 7207]: lots of people must really love me then [21:04:13] [McLane @ 7207]: and that's where EL lacks reality, only one has the pleasure [21:04:14] [stormie @ 7207]: *chokes on coffee* [21:04:20] [DMan @ 7207]: lmfao [21:04:55] [McLane @ 7207]: but it's easier to meet people for an orgy here, only here it's called "to multi" (nice expression to take over to RL btw) [21:05:08] [DMan @ 7207]: rofl [21:05:20] [McLane @ 7207]: and those maps where you can "multi" are called (who would have guessed) "multicombat" [21:05:27] [McLane @ 7207]: why combat in it you ask? [21:05:47] [McLane @ 7207]: they fight on who is last and doesn't have "the pleasure" [21:05:47] [stormie @ 7207]: *bites tongue* [21:06:13] [stormie @ 7207]: awwww poor person left out [21:06:27] [DMan @ 7207]: lmfao, that's very well put McLane [21:07:12] [McLane @ 7207]: not really [21:07:34] [McLane @ 7207]: the person left out can go "training on a monster" (called masturbation in RL) [21:07:43] [DMan @ 7207]: roflmfao [21:07:44] [stormie @ 7207]: i dont wanna be the one who doesnt 'have the pleasure'! [21:08:00] [stormie @ 7207]: roflmao [21:08:13] [McLane @ 7207]: and tantra is a really big issue in EL cause most people "training" don't wanna "have the pleasure" [21:08:50] [stormie @ 7207]: maybe they should try reciting spells [21:08:54] [DMan @ 7207]: lol [21:09:08] [McLane @ 7207]: but there are always some unexperienced ones who can't wait for it [21:09:24] [stormie @ 7207]: typical male :S [21:09:55] [McLane @ 7207]: oh and another thing: when going to underworld (reminder: orgasm in RL) you lose stuff (calories in RL) [21:10:10] [McLane @ 7207]: some people lose some nice stuff (in RL that's the males) [21:10:10] [DMan @ 7207]: LOL [21:10:23] [McLane @ 7207]: and what you call "condom" in RL is called "Rostogol Stone" in EL [21:10:25] [stormie @ 7207]: oooooo i need to lose calories! [21:10:37] [McLane @ 7207]: but the Rostogol Stones are much, much more expensive [21:10:44] [stormie @ 7207]: roflmfao [21:11:03] [McLane @ 7207]: which is a shame actually... although the EL commercials for them in channel 3 are almost as good as the ones for condom on comedy central [21:11:20] [DMan @ 7207]: ROFL!!!!!!! [21:11:35] [stormie @ 7207]: *g* go sugar pie! [21:11:43] [McLane @ 7207]: anyway, if you have any more questions, ask your parents and/or local apothecary [21:11:54] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane!!!!!!!! [21:11:58] [McLane @ 7207]: uh? [21:12:02] [stormie @ 7207]: whats a condom? [21:12:38] [McLane @ 7207]: i'm neither one of your parents nor an apothecary; but did you ever hear about a "hotline"? [21:12:56] [stormie @ 7207]: *shakes head* [21:13:09] [McLane @ 7207]: in RL you use the "phone" to call someone for help, there are special ones for teenager questions [21:13:26] [McLane @ 7207]: these "phones" connect you to people who will explain you all that stuff [21:13:34] [stormie @ 7207]: but mclane i need to know what a condom is now! [21:13:40] [McLane @ 7207]: in EL we've a similar thing, it's called "Moderation Team" [21:14:02] [stormie @ 7207]: oooo i know a moderator shall i ask thery or soldus? [21:14:07] [McLane @ 7207]: to call them simply type "#help_me " and then your question... they will call you back shortly [21:14:07] [DMan @ 7207]: i'll show, ermmm.... tell you what it is [21:14:34] [McLane @ 7207]: ok, DMan can show you but i've to warn you [21:14:43] [McLane @ 7207]: there are two ways this can end in [21:15:07] [stormie @ 7207]: *looks innocent* [21:15:15] [McLane @ 7207]: either you LIKE it or you think it's disgusting [21:15:38] [stormie @ 7207]: why is a condom disgusting? [21:15:46] [McLane @ 7207]: DMan will show you [21:15:49] [DMan @ 7207]: :> [21:16:07] [stormie @ 7207]: Dman why is a condom disgusting? [21:16:37] [McLane @ 7207]: actually it isn't [21:16:47] [McLane @ 7207]: but some people (mostly women) think it is [21:16:50] [DMan @ 7207]: i don't think they are necessarily disgusting, just not very comfortable [21:16:56] [McLane @ 7207]: but it's very important to know it and how to use it [21:17:14] [stormie @ 7207]: so i need the 'pointy finger'? [21:17:47] [DMan @ 7207]: use with [21:18:04] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane said USE not use WITH [21:18:48] [McLane @ 7207]: depends on your stage in tantra, if you're single or not, how old/mature and how excited you are [21:18:50] [DMan @ 7207]: well you need to use the condom on somethin [21:19:08] [stormie @ 7207]: what do u use it on tho? i r confused! [21:19:12] [DMan @ 7207]: or *with somethin* L:P [21:19:31] [McLane @ 7207]: *imagines how stormie is laughing out loud* [21:19:48] [stormie @ 7207]: <--- is crying [21:19:50] [McLane @ 7207]: i will regret this chatlog the moment i've to tell my children about this stuff [21:19:55] [DMan @ 7207]: lmfao! me too [21:20:03] [DMan @ 7207]: lol [21:20:22] [stormie @ 7207]: so mclane.......... [21:20:31] [McLane @ 7207]: ok [21:20:32] [stormie @ 7207]: can u give me free st00f [21:21:16] [McLane @ 7207]: maybe [21:21:43] [McLane @ 7207]: thee who ask for free stuff have to help as they request for help [21:21:43] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane why am i being told i need to wear leather to go on a players kissing map? [21:22:10] [McLane @ 7207]: that's called a fetish; you won't need to know about that until you feel the urge to wear it [21:22:17] [DMan @ 7207]: LOL [21:22:21] [stormie @ 7207]: whats a fetish? [21:22:35] [DMan @ 7207]: i knew you were gonna ask that ROFL!!!!! [21:22:48] [McLane @ 7207]: a special preference on how to "face" each other on a pk map [21:22:52] [DMan @ 7207]: *takes out whip* here i'll show ya :S [21:23:12] [McLane @ 7207]: yep, that's a fetish, too... a very special one, called S&M; [21:23:15] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane why does dman want to whip me? [21:23:21] [DMan @ 7207]: rofl [21:23:35] [DMan @ 7207]: you may like it :> [21:23:44] [stormie @ 7207]: but it hurts! [21:23:48] [McLane @ 7207]: there's a joke about it: masochist to sadist: torture me!; sadist responds: NO! [21:24:15] [stormie @ 7207]: why does dman wanna hurt me? *cries* [21:24:17] [DMan @ 7207]: lol [21:24:34] [McLane @ 7207]: depending on the genetical evolution some people fancy to mix the nice feeling of kissing on a pk map with hurting each other [21:25:08] [McLane @ 7207]: the purpose is to increase the intensity of the nice feelings they get by kissing with it [21:25:09] [stormie @ 7207]: i dont want it to hurt! [21:25:23] [DMan @ 7207]: ok ok *takes out feathers* [21:25:28] [stormie @ 7207]: how can it be nice if it hurts? [21:25:35] [McLane @ 7207]: that's another nice way to increase those feelings [21:25:45] [McLane @ 7207]: some people like to be hurt physically [21:25:51] [stormie @ 7207]: and round about now our ferny is choking [21:26:07] [McLane @ 7207]: you don't have to understand it neither do you have to like it; but you've to accept that there are people who like it [21:26:09] [stormie @ 7207]: i think that sux! [21:26:53] [McLane @ 7207]: the most important thing about a pk map is to find out how the other one likes to be sent to underworld [21:27:05] [DMan @ 7207]: exactly [21:27:12] [Ferny @ 7207]: choking? no. Just interested in hearing it explained differently [21:27:18] [DMan @ 7207]: LOL [21:27:25] [McLane @ 7207]: there are several other things we haven'T talked about yet but you now know enough to start yourself; and to find out those other things on your own [21:27:34] [stormie @ 7207]: ohhh but what if they prefer to 'train'? [21:27:38] [McLane @ 7207]: since when are you here, ferny? [21:27:46] [stormie @ 7207]: hours ago [21:27:56] [Ferny @ 7207]: all the time McLane [21:27:59] [McLane @ 7207]: /me is amazed he didn't have a type into local chat yet (sitting in srm sto and pretty full here) [21:28:08] [DMan @ 7207]: *waves to Ferny* [21:28:18] [Ferny @ 7207]: *waves back* [21:28:18] [stormie @ 7207]: that would be hysterical mclane [21:28:23] [McLane @ 7207]: lol, i hoope you enjoyed the show [21:28:43] [stormie @ 7207]: our ferny has a FAB sense of humour [21:28:53] [Ferny @ 7207]: mmhmm had never thought of S&M in those terms b4.

As ALWAYS a fantastic invasion aceypoos, i had mega fun and only donated 1 brick to radu's castle

Having known Ace for quite some time i gotta say......omfg what are u smoking? Ace is not rude, irresponsible or a generally nasty person. May i suggest u either open your door and see the big wide world or watch the news if u want to see truly nasty rude irresponsible people and leave our Ace alone. I will also add that he works damn hard for this game (as do a lot of mods) and a little appreciation wouldnt go amiss for all the effort they put in

ace time to get ya fighting gloves on guys

ohhhh hell yeh, i am sooooo gonna get pwnd but who cares, its all for fun right? sign me up Although to save moaning and bitching after the event that people lost st00f i agree that maybe a limit on armour and weapons is appropriate, any decent fighter (or someone out for a giggle...namely moi) cant complain at losing a few srs, hes and low armour or weapon....if they do.....maybe they shouldnt of signed up?

is what happens when u expect some people to read things

Voted for Sun Tzu day thats 9 points spent and 9 points saved .....why not split it so u get fun and save for the new spawns? could be my gemini nature but why not get both