Basically this is a conversation I had with tiras just now, I thought it was funny .
(the funny starts at the GREAT OVERHEAT.)264-131-922 is my icq #
264-131-922 (10:03 PM) :
tiras :-D
TirasHazor (10:03 PM) :
?
264-131-922 (10:03 PM) :
el is boring :-(
TirasHazor (10:03 PM) :
meh..
264-131-922 (10:03 PM) :
I sit in kf just to see how long it takes for the next noobie with an axe to come for me.
TirasHazor (10:03 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:04 PM) :
and the skelly kills me.
264-131-922 (10:04 PM) :
Is el still fun for you?
TirasHazor (10:05 PM) :
stressing, but entertaining, still
264-131-922 (10:05 PM) :
I mean, do you look forward to getting on there anymore?
TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :
Not always.
TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :
the TWIN guild is dying, too.
TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :
Ana is off playing Planeshift with Plat
TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :
Kala is like..never online
264-131-922 (10:06 PM) :
co is dieng..
TirasHazor (10:06 PM) :
Wood is playing RS
TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :
Goats was never on much
TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :
Swiss isn't on much.
TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :
SirDan is never on
TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :
Silvara and Fergie I don't know, and aren't on much
264-131-922 (10:07 PM) :
yes... my old friends have drifted aswell
TirasHazor (10:07 PM) :
CO has been dying since the economical changes.
264-131-922 (10:07 PM) :
co has been dying since the crash.
264-131-922 (10:08 PM) :
I dont think I want to play it anymore
TirasHazor (10:08 PM) :
the economical changes were before the crash that wasn't really a crash but everyone calls the crash 'cause one uninformed 12 year old did.
TirasHazor (10:08 PM) :
Too bad, you have to.
264-131-922 (10:09 PM) :
the "crash" i refer to is when all my work was erased and almost everyone I knew left.
TirasHazor (10:09 PM) :
Yea, that wasn't a crash.
264-131-922 (10:09 PM) :
perhaps "complete and total destruction" is a better one
TirasHazor (10:09 PM) :
the server overheated and went up in blue smoke.
264-131-922 (10:09 PM) :
LOL
264-131-922 (10:10 PM) :
the Overheat
264-131-922 (10:10 PM) :
roflmaoi
264-131-922 (10:10 PM) :
No sense in making a map for a game I dont play..
TirasHazor (10:11 PM) :
;/
TirasHazor (10:11 PM) :
?
264-131-922 (10:11 PM) :
Its about 1 mb
264-131-922 (10:11 PM) :
you knew i was making a p2p right? *cocks shotgun*
TirasHazor (10:11 PM) :
yes
264-131-922 (10:12 PM) :
then what was the ? for
TirasHazor (10:12 PM) :
for the laughing at the overheating
264-131-922 (10:13 PM) :
funny name
264-131-922 (10:13 PM) :
"why did you leave?"
"the great overheat came and killed many men, enslaved children, and raped women.
264-131-922 (10:13 PM) :
lol
TirasHazor (10:14 PM) :
..
TirasHazor (10:14 PM) :
lol c.C
TirasHazor (10:14 PM) :
I don't see how "the great crash....." works any better ;p
264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :
when i type that
264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :
I think
264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :
ent coming home drunk and falling on the server and breaking it
TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :
..
TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :
and alcohol spilling on the server
TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :
the server is in france
TirasHazor (10:15 PM) :
ent lives in pensylvania
264-131-922 (10:15 PM) :
STFU
264-131-922 (10:16 PM) :
i am being funny
TirasHazor (10:16 PM) :
k
264-131-922 (10:16 PM) :
then roja comes from upstairs
264-131-922 (10:17 PM) :
in a seethrough nightgown with no undergarmets
TirasHazor (10:17 PM) :
..
264-131-922 (10:17 PM) :
and beats ent with a baseball bat again and again with a baseball bat
264-131-922 (10:17 PM) :
then misses and hits the server
264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :
then ent gets angry and pulls out a knife
264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :
and stabs the server repetedly
264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :
thinking it was my face
264-131-922 (10:18 PM) :
because he ws drunk
264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :
then roja went back upstairs
264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :
in slow mo
264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :
then entropy gets on a black motor bike and drives away into the moonset
264-131-922 (10:19 PM) :
(moonset looks much better.)
264-131-922 (10:20 PM) :
then their house catches on fire.
264-131-922 (10:20 PM) :
roja makes it out because she has tptp
264-131-922 (10:20 PM) :
thats the story of the crash tiras.
264-131-922 (10:21 PM) :
anything else is bull made by the american government
TirasHazor (10:21 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:21 PM) :
want to hear another story tiras?
TirasHazor (10:21 PM) :
Not if it involves anything remotely perverted.
264-131-922 (10:21 PM) :
give me an event and I know the story
TirasHazor (10:21 PM) :
And, if you're telling it, it will..
264-131-922 (10:22 PM) :
No, I could have been much more perverted.
264-131-922 (10:22 PM) :
pick an event haz0r
264-131-922 (10:23 PM) :
or I will
264-131-922 (10:23 PM) :
k then i will
264-131-922 (10:24 PM) :
how about..
264-131-922 (10:24 PM) :
the first time I met ent?
264-131-922 (10:24 PM) :
:-D
TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :
haha..
TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :
first time I met ent, I didn't know who he was
TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :
I threatened him to give me his cape..
TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :
he was like
TirasHazor (10:24 PM) :
oh, but I have godly powers.
264-131-922 (10:25 PM) :
thats it?
TirasHazor (10:25 PM) :
yep
264-131-922 (10:25 PM) :
horrible story, I give it a .1
264-131-922 (10:25 PM) :
my turn
TirasHazor (10:26 PM) :
k
264-131-922 (10:26 PM) :
I was crying in ws
264-131-922 (10:26 PM) :
because a gob stole my book for a quest
264-131-922 (10:26 PM) :
until someone gave the genius idea to ask a stranger for one
264-131-922 (10:27 PM) :
/entropy hey, I lost my book someone said to talk to you about it
264-131-922 (10:27 PM) :
then entropy runs through the rocks, creating a gravity vortex behind him, permanently morphing the rocks into his likeness
264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :
then stops right next to me.
TirasHazor (10:28 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :
he holds out his hand and I held out mine, FREEZE
264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :
It looks like that painting
264-131-922 (10:28 PM) :
where man is going to touch fingers with god.
TirasHazor (10:28 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:29 PM) :
yes, entropy suddenly has a togo on
264-131-922 (10:29 PM) :
toga*
TirasHazor (10:29 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:29 PM) :
then it resumes
264-131-922 (10:30 PM) :
and I grab his hand
264-131-922 (10:30 PM) :
*cue matrix camera*
264-131-922 (10:31 PM) :
then there is a thunderclap and a book is floating just above the ground
264-131-922 (10:31 PM) :
then I look up and entropy is gone
264-131-922 (10:31 PM) :
and a post-it flys to the ground
264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :
I pick it up and read it..
264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :
it says:
264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :
"Next time you bother me, you're banned."
264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :
~fin~
264-131-922 (10:32 PM) :
:-D
264-131-922 (10:33 PM) :
want to hear another story tiras?
264-131-922 (10:35 PM) :
hello...
TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :
lol
TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :
sorry, had to rinse meh mouth..
264-131-922 (10:36 PM) :
I see, my stories are so kickass it gives you plaque
TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :
..
TirasHazor (10:36 PM) :
actually, Advair is so asthma-fixing it causes yeast infections.
264-131-922 (10:37 PM) :
oh my god.. you have a yeast infection tiras?
TirasHazor (10:37 PM) :
..no
TirasHazor (10:37 PM) :
it can cause a yeast infection on your tongue, if you don't rinse it out of your mouth.
264-131-922 (10:38 PM) :
ah.. that is bad.
264-131-922 (10:38 PM) :
anyway, want another story? :-D
TirasHazor (10:38 PM) :
..I guess
264-131-922 (10:39 PM) :
of course you do.. will you give me a topic this time? I can talk about anything
TirasHazor (10:39 PM) :
medic
264-131-922 (10:39 PM) :
that isnt an acceptable topic
TirasHazor (10:40 PM) :
orcs
TirasHazor (10:40 PM) :
Orcs invading France.
264-131-922 (10:41 PM) :
there is a special kid at our school whos nic is napoloen
TirasHazor (10:41 PM) :
..
TirasHazor (10:41 PM) :
k
264-131-922 (10:41 PM) :
because he looks like a fat retarded napoleon
TirasHazor (10:41 PM) :
..
264-131-922 (10:41 PM) :
we salute him every time he walks by and we sing the french anthem
TirasHazor (10:42 PM) :
lol x.X
264-131-922 (10:42 PM) :
give me something from el
TirasHazor (10:42 PM) :
uh..
TirasHazor (10:42 PM) :
the day Entropy decided to make EL
264-131-922 (10:43 PM) :
ooh
264-131-922 (10:43 PM) :
ok then
264-131-922 (10:44 PM) :
One day as entropy was robbing the 1st national bank for fun
264-131-922 (10:45 PM) :
He decided that being god would be fun
264-131-922 (10:45 PM) :
and since ascending to a higher plane takes alot of MP, he decided to make a game
264-131-922 (10:46 PM) :
he thought much upon this
264-131-922 (10:47 PM) :
and decided that he would name it eternal(so he could rule forever) and lands(not sure.)
TirasHazor (10:47 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:47 PM) :
he found that he sucked with photoshop and a mouse, so he got roja to make the art
TirasHazor (10:48 PM) :
ha
264-131-922 (10:48 PM) :
so after he was done putting "BUSH SUXX0RZ!!" on the government's websites, he began to code
264-131-922 (10:49 PM) :
he manually made the maps for ws and ip by code.
264-131-922 (10:49 PM) :
In 3 minutes.
264-131-922 (10:49 PM) :
He made those maps faster than you can cook ramen noodles.
TirasHazor (10:52 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:53 PM) :
entropy then found he needed someone for customer relations.
264-131-922 (10:53 PM) :
roja was good at this, but he had banished her for eating his pizza
264-131-922 (10:53 PM) :
so he needed someone to make maps
264-131-922 (10:54 PM) :
he bought a german man and chained him in the basement to make maps for el, he named his character moonshadow
264-131-922 (10:54 PM) :
which was code for:HELP IM BEING FORCED TO MAKE EL MAPS!
264-131-922 (10:54 PM) :
but everyone thought it had something to do with the moon or something
264-131-922 (10:55 PM) :
so he is still chained down there with a couple more people he bought for the new continent
TirasHazor (10:55 PM) :
lol
264-131-922 (10:56 PM) :
but something was still missing
264-131-922 (10:56 PM) :
so he added monsters, and let people have their own characters
264-131-922 (10:57 PM) :
(before they had to fill out a loan application and send it to entropy for approval)
264-131-922 (10:57 PM) :
and entropy removed his 83875823598236478998342 polygon demon-beast
264-131-922 (10:57 PM) :
and make a bald human instead
264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :
now he thought it would be funny
264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :
if his name meant the exact opposite of what he wanted, sadly no one EVER GOT THE JOKE
264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :
as entropy means disorder.
264-131-922 (10:58 PM) :
which pisses him off more.
264-131-922 (10:59 PM) :
which is why he made raven
264-131-922 (10:59 PM) :
raven is a harpy
264-131-922 (10:59 PM) :
she is teh hottness111! but she is actually a soul sucking demon
264-131-922 (11:00 PM) :
every minute that was spent on newbie island was horible
264-131-922 (11:01 PM) :
she slowly sucked out your intellegence by creating characters named: NOOB#3352, Iloveporn, ak1, kitten, summrgrl45235, and many many others.
264-131-922 (11:01 PM) :
the worst of which was killerlamb.
264-131-922 (11:02 PM) :
fin.
264-131-922 (11:02 PM) :
that is how el started.
264-131-922 (11:03 PM) :
anything else is bs made by the american government and ripleys believe it or not.
264-131-922 (11:08 PM) :
Im tired of typing so Im going to post this
TirasHazor (11:09 PM) :
lol
Hope you liked this, good example of the old conversations on el.