midevilconevi17

my idea is in the discription it wud be so awsome to have the Emote's in el such as DAnce,Jig,Spin,shake head yes &no, Joy jump and some orginal Emotes wud be awsome me and my freinds want it to happen 2 Please concider it!

It may have beenposted before, and im sure a few of you have heard of it but here, The Noob Comic! Best Damn thing ive ever read, For die hard newbs like me! ^_^ I wub Dis Comic! halrious.. http://www.thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip003.html Enjoy P.s. It's so Real with what mmorpg's are like too ^^ For Instance: http://www.thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip072.html Pks.... -_-

Red VS Blue Rooster Teeth Pruductions... Ok this was posted before but only asked if anyone watced it, Well Peoples i present unto you (for thoos who misrably havent heard of it) The best damn web series on the net! Red Vs Blue. heres a 4 Minute Intro on the characters.. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=17...blue+episode+00 heres the episode that made me Fall In Love With The Seires. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...blue+episode+58 For All Thoos Who Wondered Bow Chicka Bow Wow Was And Here's where you can watch seasons(the entire series) 1-4 Right now http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=56...+vs+blue+season Guy's REALLY It truly will be the BEST thing you will ever watch. Its intresting plus halrious as...i cant describe how funny it is! you MUST see it if you havent already!! RVB nerd and proud of it, Halrious as hell!! better than crack! You gotta love em, Tucker-The perv. Church-The asshole leader. Simmons- The kiss ass. Grif- The Lazy ass. Tex- The total controling ebual ass kicking bitch. Dougnut- The Guy in the pink armur....that's really all what i want to say about him "No for the last time doughnut i dont want to know what the secret indgredant is" Caboose- Our "Embasador" (MICHALE J CABOOSE) The moron. And finaly, Sarge- The Grif hating, Scruf, Other Asshole Leader, With cornyness >.>. Someone for everyone! Rvb Power Go!

Bite me

Acutally i looked this time, this one was never posted before >.>.

omfg Roflmao!

Ahh I like this... Well i do belive there is two types of new players as stated before: 1.Thoos who are in need of help and willing to learn 2. the 100% Degaritation- Beging,Whining,Rude,Yelling, Cursing, Kicking,Trading,Screaming,and I say again Beging new player whom wants nothing but items for himself and no help and everything done for him. #2 Has become the most common new player. ---- But what people dont realize is that we have crafted the #2 New player, by rejecting alot of the #1 new players, thus creating a hostile enviroment in which they result to becoming a #2 New player, So we should stop being such jerks to booth of the kinds, if we deal with #2's As kindly as we do #1's then they will most likely result back to #1. If shown kindness, they inturn result to kindness. but some need an additonal boost thus for enter's the ole' phrase "Treat Others the way you wish to be treated" you all know you've hear that before but do we listen to it? If we did, then there wouldnt be many #2 New players. That Is my simple conclusion as i retired Extreme Newbie helper i used to run out my storage to help the new players with advice and items. maybe a few people even remember a LikeToHelp Character yup that was me. But it became a huge hassle, as keeping that phrase in mind may be, So dose this make me a hypocrit not really, im just takin a vacation lately, and ive' been rather a ass to some new players and others myself dont get me wrong, ill be honest with you, Im one hell of a smartass. But, I still try to lend a helping hand from time to time in memory of thoos who helped me while i was young in this world i was never the begin type, but I received so much help least i could do and so can everyone else is "treat Others the way you were treated" Simple Eh? Then do it! -Mid

Oh please, Dont Even Get Me started. I'll end Up making everyone else look like Gorge Bush Albert Einstien.. I might come back to this and make a huge monkey out of myself later, to tired now...

ok...well i was at votd storage and i looked over my chatlog when i came back from afk...and i found this.. I dunno I just found that funny as hell for some reason...

rofl..

hello, Im selling a iron sword of fire for 23,000gc PM me in game, Or Leave a message here, thanks.. -Mid

Ok Then you want to play letz plizzay! Put mid down for Nine more tickets shizw00t all or nothin m8's I can pay back my loan if i win now! (I'll even it up to 100k Total Main pot, If It isnt that far by 11PM 2Night)

Sounds cool,witty,fresh and orginal.....should get flamed by a outragous yet reasonable explanation in no time flat heheheh But no I like it alot gl with it.. -Mid

In this time of war, we are grateful that our leader is isnt the son of a powerful politicican, from a wealthy oil company, who is suppourted by FALSE religous fundementalitys, Is asscioated with cladstine organisations, Has NO respect for the Electrical prossecs,Bombs civilians, and uses War to deny people of their civil rights. Im Smarter than your average........ -Mid

... 2 words TEH SHIZNIGHT! -Mid

kewl put mid down for 3tickets...

Its you people that make me sick and ruin it for the rest of us, mister 100k+er...... I can make the same amount with ti except alot more clicking, yes i use the lupine bush, But this is a load of crap, they dont need to be lowerd and defintly not moved so stuff it and shut it sorry but alot of us dont got many ways to make our pay currently, and flowers help when you need a quick fix, there a neccecity~~ Not a Minority!

**Warning: Some Readers with a IQ average over shwifty-five, May have difficulty Understanding some Sentences. Also, Likeness to moderators actual behavoir is just a obsquerd refernece of the dim-witted conevil mind, if you take this seriously you really arent to bright. Please exuse conevils Mispells,Horrible usage of grammer, Unlogical Explanations, Senceless Insanity, Temporary Unmedicated Sugar rush insadents, and Any Other forms Of Conevlness-s For he is a moron, Thank you for your time** _________________________________________________________________________________ rofl I put a warning on it! Figuredd I shud... Anyway where did we leave off oh yeah.. --- LV: Omg what could it possibly be now? mid: its...its... LV: What, What could possibly be out here in the middle of freging no where on a desolated island in el that NO ONE CAN GAIN ACCSESS TO Mid: MUNCHY!!!! LV: you have to be kidding me.. Mid: omfzthg! Its Munchy, My hero! He will save of us, Munchy, Do you still have your Propeller tail powers or did you lose them in the everlasting war against The Ebual Killer Wabait of Nevnca?? Munchy[Thebeaver]: ........ LV: Ok first of all What the hell dose omfzthg stand for? Mid: Oh my Frooging Zingbomb tootsieroll hellatious god, of course, what are you a nub everyone knows what that stands for get with the times. Lv: .... Second, Its a BEAVER beavers do not fly, and even if they did we cant fit on him you idiot Mid: he has the ability to grow 12x his normal size, and breath fire, Annddddddddd He Can talk, isnt that right munchy Munchy: *begins to nibble on Lvs boot* mid: Bad Munchy! That isnt for munching, It taste like Sushi anyway you know, and you hate sushi Munchy: Bleh fine i can talk, but what the hell are you talking about, i am only the leader of the beavers, because i can talk, I CANT FLY YOU JACKASS Mid: Well of course you cant if your going to be all negative about it,Just say , You think you can, you think you can, and I bet you'll fly Munchy: Why the hell did i get stuck with this moron... LV: amen to that... ___________________________________________ back @ Teh bawwel!: ...... Tanyia's Journul, Day 172: Well, its become obvious, that they all left and forgot me here in this bawwel, Im running Low on fruit.... They better come back soon, oh well at least i have the rat family to keep me company While i wait, plus Tv.... I havent seen the sun in soo long, But im not the only one, poor piper, Still nailed to that tree, he died of starvation,I tried to go out there and help him, but someone thought it would be a good idea to leave aisy's hammer untop of my bawwels lid, wich is another reason why i cant get out of here (Shakes bawwel back and fourth). ---- TO BE CONTINUED, and by to be continued i dont mean to be continued days,or weeks from now, i mean to be continued tommrow, Or later tonight i cant finish typing dis atm, I gotta Go do some stuff In rl/el, So ill b back to finish it later so no commets yet please, thanks.. -Mid

Must i underline I dont care

omg are you kidding me grrrrr, I wasnt TALKING TO YOU I WAS TALKING TO EL, EDK, MY FREINDS EVERYONE I WASNT TALKING TO YOU jeeez, I dont no what the frik your talking about anymore I wasnt saying YOU ask for stuff OK, i was saying some of my arragont freinds do, OK, and THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU, so bud out of it gahrrr! And BTW buddy, YOu were on my last nerve the second you pmed me, You dont know the crap i deal with OK, I have enough crap on my plate as it is, and None of this regards you anymore...

You know what, Who Cares??, I dont, I dont care what you or anyone else thinks anymore, im tired of caring im tired of trying to explain things to people, and btw nice edit of our chat logs i could post the real one, but I just dont give anymore, You can all, Right your Own damn story, Lead your own damn guild, Get your own damn freinds, Stop borrowing money from me, stop asking me for stuff, and generally leave me the hell alone because im bout sick of dealing with this !!!! on a regular basis, its Called Mid's farwell Sequel for a reason, Soon im outta here, and you can hate me all you want, I have my own issues to deal with O K. and you can think what you want, and say what you want cuz I just dont care!!! Not anymore time to drop the bomb ok... And ok, You know..... Im Tired of living thees lies............ Look, This is the straw the broke the camels back... I give up ya know, i just do... i give up on el,....on humanity...on my depression, and everything i just give up forget it, im tired of pretending to be some person im not

....... Ok i didt say that, and I only said one cuss word, i didnt cuss you out, And Well You were intruding on someone elses story, and i have the hole thing written i just gotta type it, so get off of my case ok? And I reapet i didnt spam you, You were being non-cooperative, and please be a normal person and dont make a incadent out of this ok, your over re-acting besides i was being sarchastic -_-... omg stop putting words in my mouth, I never said any of that wtf dude, I said, Fight me, you win, i dont care, i win, You Delte your post your messing with art lmao! annnnddd i never said nutin bout no mods now stop being a truble maker.. -Mid

haha just as all thees crazy storys happen i wrote it when i was sposed to be doing work but got bored and began to write a little story that i get a kick out of WAR OF THE MODS Mid: *Yawn* oh great bored...again when will this tormet end no guildmembers on.. nuthing happening hmm i wonder what chance is doing... ill go look for him... *Later on..* Mid: Oh there he is and tanyai too? think ill ease drop to see whats going on * Hides in the bushes* . Tanyai: Come on he is worth more than 50 sheesh at least 150 come on! *muffled Trias voice seeming to be coming from a bawwel: wh.t..150?.co..e o.! *a hole is poked threw the bawwel so he can actually talk in compelte sentences(Unlike me)* Trias: What!? 150 you have to be kidding dont sell me that cheap you know im worth more! Chance: No your not your worth 50. Tanyai: 150! Chance: 75 Finall offer! Trias: *Cries* im worth more than that. Tanyai: 120 Yum fruits!! ! Chance: Grrr i gave you a chance! tanyai: I get to stuff you in a bawwel chance? Chance: no! I mean i gave you a chance for higher now you made me mad *Growls* Tayai: ow hey let go of me let me go meeeeep! Not in their ahhh This message graced tanyai's screen... Youve been Bawwelfied! all of a sudden trias burst's out of his bawwel. Trias: yay Yay the witch is dead fa-la-la-la-la. Chance: no actually i just stuffed her in a bawwel. Tanyai: yes and i heard that you tratior! *echoes inside the bawwel* tratior tratior tratior tratior...* Trias: Shes still here oh no! Run away! *Trias runs* but chance throws a dice firecly at trias's head and knocks him out cold... Tanyai: You know its kinda roomy in here once you brake it in Oh oh i could put the could put the couch there and the painting there and the rug there ! Chance shakes tanyai's bawwel* Tanyai: hey! You merper! you made my couch slide to the other side of the room, now i have to move it again! OMG CHANCE YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS LOOK! *chance puts his face near the small hole in the bawwel Chance: oww you obsseivie little , little, pink shirt whereing thing whatever you are, you Bit my nose!! Tanyai: hmp! Serves you right for messing with my couch! And im not a thing! Im a tanyai! i should have my own p2p race... *All of a sudden Lord_vermor comes rideing a Unicorn in full plate(seriously im rofl) LV: Whats going on here i can here your crazy ness all the way back in trin wood!! *Out of thin air The_Piper Apearrs quickly and summons a Pack of demon wolves by using his magicul bag pipes! LV jumps in mid air to avoid the carnage below as his fabled unicorn is devored by the demon wolves as lv falls back down he takes out his fire serp and kills the entire pack in one single furious slash! Then he lands and Piper and LV face each other in a stare down * all of sudden everything in the scence changes to dp.. Chance: what the how are we here? Tanyai: Shush! This is geting good. *You hear popcorn being eatn* Lv and piper and staring at eachother in a abonded desert ghost town and a tumble weed goe's by and all of a sudden you can hear mid from the bushes humming loudly the theme "The good the bad and the ugly song" Duna-Duna-Naaaaa-Wamp-wamp-wahhh Duna-na-Nu-na-naaa-wamp wamp waaa." Then in a quick strike LV takes a sucker punch while piper was laughing at mid and nails em right in the stomache with his fist . LV: take that punk! Piper: OW!!!!! That was a low blow you will pay for that!! *Piper Transforms into UBER PIPER! His hair grows 2 times as long and turns golden j/k nah piper just got really big and his voice got really loud and his power increaced alot. Next thing you know LV gets the ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT! message graces lv's screen *You have been sent to the Island of Roan by the piper* LV: /To the piper this is punishment? LV: From the_piper MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Another message on lv's screen... YOU HAVE LOST ALL YOUR MOD POWERS!!!! YOU HAVE LOST BEAM PRIVLEGAS AND LOST THE RIGHT TO USE THE SUCIDE COMMAND OR LEAVE THIS MAP FOR THAT MATTER! LV: I dont see whats so bad im just stuck on island of roan sheesh Then... this message graces Midevilconevi17's screen You have been sent to THe island of roan to annoy Lord_vermor No risk of ban or truble ! From the piper mid try and tick him off as best as you can. Mid: To the piper MWhahaha this is going to be the best day EVER. LV: what the how did you get here... oh crap.. i see whats happening ! Mid: ho-ho-ho-HE_HE_HE! Do you know the story of SpammyMcGee? LV: Yes yes i know it.. Mid: You dont? LV: NO NO I DO I DO MID: I WANT TO SING IT! LV: Please just kill me now. MID: ohhh there once was a man named spammyMcgee ,SPammyMcgee when he wanted he would act like he was the age of 3 spammymcgee spammymcgee, his thoughts filled with Mindless Glee, He-He-He-He because spammyMcgee is sometimes me and some times he lalallala fallala leeee. SPAMMY MC GEE! Mid: So MId: How you doin LV: Please just leave me alone *Rocks back and forth* Mid: I like pie's do you like pies? MID: mmm Pies tasty blue berry black berry and my favorite poison berry you should try it ,its delicous! mid: hey whats that Ooooo PRETTY RED wiggly sword. LV: Hey dont touch that ,thats my fire serp put it down! Mid: OOO PRETTY COLORS... Oh oh i bet i can skip it on the water! LV: NO DONT DO IT!!!! Mid: Weee! *Throws fire serp into the water* LV: no! *Jumps in after it* but it was to late the fire of the serp was put out.. *Lv comes out of the mirky water drenched in muck and his pl8 armur had rusted. MId: Are you o.. LV: NO IM NOT OK. Mid: ok Mid: You know you cold really really use a towel.. Mid: Uh oh spegitho's its its Lv: omg what now!? To be continued.. MEanwhile...... *Ding-Dong* Tanyai: Who is it? ????: Merp meep, twh merp meep meep merp meep. Tanyai: Oh Hi Mrs.Rat how is your husband? MrsRat: Merp mrw meerp meep twh merp merp. Tanyai: lol same as always. Tanyai: Come on in i just got cable installed in the living room MRsRat: MERP MEEP MERWP TWH MERP MERP!?!? Tanyai: Yes of course i have the animal channel. Mrsrat: MWEEP! Tanyai: w00t indeed Chance: Tanyai where are you?? Tanyai: Downstairs Chance: Downstairs? Your in bawwel you dont have stairs TanyaI: ive been diging holes. Chance: The_piper: ah now that lv is taken care of i can kick backand relax * leans back on tree* Ghrae: NOW! *THrows Ninja star and nails pipers cloak into the tree* Piper: Huh what the, Ghare!? Whered you come from Ghrae: The tree's unlike you mister thin air. Ghrae: Smacks piper a little * Thats for taking my stuff and giving it to thoos newbies duble crosser! Piper: *GROWLS* runs towards ghare but gets choked by his cloak nailed to the tree Piper: coughs... you son of.... Ghrae: What was that? piper: yeah i heard it too. Aislinn: Alright what the heck are you buffoons doing im tired of hereing Your sincless bickering jeez time to get some order in the court behave your selvs and this wont happen again, Aislinn take's out "THE SILVER HAMMER!" Piper runs gets chocked again then aislinn lightly hits piper on the head and he goe's uncoincius before he blacks out he manages to say "Oh look pretty white bunny hipity hopity hoop." Next Aislinn knocks out ghrae with a wack in the stomache and it seems.....suprisily....Aislinn is the winner of the war? but wait i left out a lot of mods ! To be continued (BUT WHAT HAPPEND TO CHANCE!?) P.s. .... 3 Hours later. Tanyia: Whered every 1 go? Tanyia: heeellloooo? Tanyia: anybody out there? Tanyia: ok jokes over... Tanyia: You cant leave me like this! Tanyia: Omgosh im going to smack chance so hard... To be continued -mid ROFL tell me what you think P.P.S. Lol if any mod dare be brave enough to say make me one of the main mods that live a while in the story (Example Tanyia and chance) i can do that ^_^ But you know the consiquenses hehehehe

*Grins Minacly..* mwahahhaahahahha Its Coming...

Well Ive been doing this stratige of yours for awhile now, Unless im mistaken, ive been here for well over a year now, and 7/12 of my El life ive been using this stratige.... and Look how i turned out, you reallly wanna end up like mid? hahah Nah, I do admit to having 10x much more fun than i did before... and i kinda feel the same way.. Plus i gots adhd, Soooo this is alot easier, *Looks over at paper entiled "War of the mods teh sequel" and says.......... Ill do it later* speaking of wich, it will come.....eventually, so stop buging mid about it! Im not a insane creativity machine you know!, but anyway It is alot funner to not focus on the skills so much is all im sayin -Mid