You know yoy play EL too much when...

[Granknight]

1)You ask your friend to bring toadstools for work

 

2)When you are taking the elevator you are #beaming up

 

3)When you get your pay you say you got a pickpoint

 

4) --Help me for more --

[Scorpius]

4) when you ask your mom "how do i eat?"

 

5) when you beg your boss for fr33 st00f

 

6) when you killed the white rabbit of your sister/brother/whatever

 

7) when you start to wonder why it doesnt respawn (related to point 6)

 

8) when you fight some Mafia Leader, holding an egg-like white stone in your hand

 

 

(k i admit.. some are just plain stupid, but i tried )

[Tanyia]

This thread again?

 

Well...

 

When you start referring to IMs and email as "PMs." Seriously. I keep calling them PMs.'

 

Oh...and when you're getting a massage and you want the person to massage a little higher, you say "Scroll up please." Again...no t kidding :-/

 

You keep hitting Esc in your IM windows and closing them

Edited May 12, 2007 by Tanyia

[Scorpius]

This thread again?

 

Well...

 

When you start referring to IMs and email as "PMs." Seriously. I keep calling them PMs.

 

rofl O_O and i thought im the only one O_O was too embarassed to bring that up as a point..

[ShYne]

When my little sister gets lorcked by me

 

If you don't know what it means the meaning is below :>

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lorcked

[cho-yun]

1. You want to see the underworld and see what it is like so you press #suicide anywhere
   
2. You hate life and you #kill_me yes!
   
3. you go camping with a essence of fire... well try
   
4. you never drink water beacuase you cant find the essence
   
5. only way to cook is smoking
   

Edited May 11, 2007 by cho-yun

[Rasere]

you drop a penny on the sidewalk and some1 picks it up and u yell '0MFG!11!1!11 Y0U BAGJUMPER!!! GIVE IT BACK OR U GOIN TO OUTLAWS!!!!

Edited May 11, 2007 by Rasere

[2coolfool]

you keep typing " // " when talking in msn.. not kidding, i start doing that a lot at times now

[fyrrflyy]

You know youve played too much when instead of cussing, you say "oh smeg"

[cho-yun]

you keep typing " // " when talking in msn.. not kidding, i start doing that a lot at times now

 

or @

[Vanyel]

when you say you can't study without eating supper, doh

[scarr]

when you watch this forums at a friday nite on 1:25

 

 

gg

[conavar]

When every new hour you stop to pick flowers

 

When on seeing flowers in the street you say "must remember to mark them on my map"

 

When you start putting " TEH " or "n00b" or "pr0 "in everything you write (including letters)

 

When someone take's you place in a line you accuse them of Stealing your spawn

 

When Female Orcs start to become attractive

 

When you only answer to your character name and not your christian one

[Teh Pogo]

-When you are doing anyhting on your computer, leave for a sec, and when u get back hit ` to see what u missed.

 

-when you are playing other computer games and u type #beam me or #sto

 

-when you tell someone in RL to 'back off my spawn'(did that to angela)

 

-when u wonder how much xp that flower would give you

 

-also ive done the // thing or #gm'd someone on messenger many a time

[angela15]

Pogo.. dude.. it was a sanwhich! Not a spawn!

 

-You are on messenger and you IM your friend 'That mofo took ma spawn'.. and they don't have a clue what EL is..

 

-You ask your teacher how to get more harvesting exp in a hour..

 

-You walk up and smack your brother in the leg with a hockey stick, seeing how many hp you can take off..

 

-You call your brother 'popo' in RL

[Zelse]

You go shopping for clothes or look at a magazine and ask yourself "Is my nexus high enough to wear that?" (I did that during school shopping)

 

You wish you could #beam me when your at school and hope you go home.

 

When a friend says/does something funny and instead of laughing you -in your mind- picture a lol and your right-hand ring finger twitches a lil bit.

 

When your invited to a friends house or you invite a friend over - you consider it PVP.

 

Before you go to sleep you want to give Gossip the 'remind' command for you in the morning.

 

You mentally call yourself by your character name (like conavar does).

 

You don't want to do yard work because your scared you'll hit a radon pouch.

 

Finally, You know you play EL too much when you turn on the TV/radio or read the newspaper to see if theres a 'special day' today. (I'm having trouble with this one the most LOL).

[Garnoo]

You know you play too much when you join a sport's team, club or anything you ask: "What's the name of the guild so i can type command?" and when you win a match or something "will i get rank x for this?"

Edited May 12, 2007 by Garnoo

[LilBear]

 

When a friend says/does something funny and instead of laughing you -in your mind- picture a lol and your right-hand ring finger twitches a lil bit.

 

Definitely guilty of that one. Here are a few more.

 

- You find yourself saying "yaaaaay" in RL all the time and throw up your arms to resemble \o/

- Real life events (such as work) start to seriously interfere with your playing schedule.

- This one is a good one cause I'm actually learning something that I didn't know before: You start asking people about the RL names of plants and flowers because they remind you of what you've seen in EL.

- You start using abbreviations and no capitalization in official work emails or letters.

- You find yourself wishing there was a "mix all" button for household work like cleaning or doing the dishes

- You think there is no such thing as "you have played too much EL"

 

lilbear

[2coolfool]

You start using abbreviations and no capitalization in official work emails or letters.

 

that reminded me..

 

You write your online nick instead of your real name on exam papers

[spoonman]

1. When you call a cashier an NPC

2. When your kid sister or bro ask you for money you say "go harv bl in pl"

3. when your mom asked you to buy something at the store you say "sorry mom i cant, i'm anti"

 

~spoon

[Scorpius]

You go shopping for clothes or look at a magazine and ask yourself "Is my nexus high enough to wear that?" (I did that during school shopping)

 

You wish you could #beam me when your at school and hope you go home.

 

When a friend says/does something funny and instead of laughing you -in your mind- picture a lol and your right-hand ring finger twitches a lil bit.

When your invited to a friends house or you invite a friend over - you consider it PVP.

 

Before you go to sleep you want to give Gossip the 'remind' command for you in the morning.

 

You mentally call yourself by your character name (like conavar does).

 

You don't want to do yard work because your scared you'll hit a radon pouch.

 

Finally, You know you play EL too much when you turn on the TV/radio or read the newspaper to see if theres a 'special day' today. (I'm having trouble with this one the most LOL).

 

I have to be honest at that one... since i start playing for a bit longer.. i dont laugh really anymore.. i dont

THINK "lol", "rofl" and "lmao"... i actually say that when something is funny... guess that makes me a geek

[maximos]

1 ask you teacher if he can call tests quests

2 meet a girl and ask her what level she is

[Aphistolas]

1) You pick all the flowers in your mothers garden claming you want to "alch them"

 

2) You scream at the sight of white rabbits you don't know

 

3) You keep the bones from food you eat because you are scared a "skellie" will spawn in your trash.

 

4) You go to your doctor claiming you have found the ultimate drug, consisting of one sunflower, one bottle of wine and one empty vial.

 

5) You wait at random locations then complain hours later about how your spawn is screwed and you need to report it.

 

6) You fall asleep every six hours saying you have been up all day.

 

7) You take a sword and armor into your work, to kill the Imps with.

 

8) You look around your home for bags fillied with bread and spare change.

[firevalor]

when some1 coughs off a bowl you call them a n00b

 

you tell people you dont like that your gonna "serp" them

 

you start calling your machette a cutlass

 

you wish that college was as easy as reading the book

 

you shoot something and look for a death bag

 

when you go to the zoo, you ponder if your defence level is high enough to be ignored by the animals.

 

you check your ficcus daily for a rosto

 

you pricecheck an item at the store, and tell the clerk you can get it cheaper on channel 3

 

you hate the fact that mercury can kill you, and that it doesnt spawn in your back yard

 

if you see someone bigger than you on the street, you check your pockets for a dis ring

 

you spend 15 mins typing this -_-

[Happy_G]

You keep hitting Esc in your IM windows and closing them

 

done that several times, gets very anoying

 

you keep typing " // " when talking in msn.. not kidding, i start doing that a lot at times now

 

same

 

You know youve played too much when instead of cussing, you say "oh smeg"

 

i do that

 

 

 

- you look at the periodic table and cant find the element iron......but you do find Fire Essences