redsoxlovr10 Report post Posted July 7, 2007 Hmmmm/... sometimes I wonder if any of these entries involving mn or something have been photoshoped :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luciferx Report post Posted July 8, 2007 This one made me laugh. I saw this one in someones photobucket and got their permission to post it. http://www.corpusopis.com/quote.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted July 8, 2007 [13:32:37] [PM from King_william: my good carter is 78/78] [13:32:52] [PM to King_william: What's your characters name?] [13:33:09] [PM from King_william: kat] That was probably the funniest thing I've seen this week. I never thought that a guy would try to pass of kat as their character xD If King Brian was ever cloned, this guy would be the closest thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparhawk Report post Posted July 8, 2007 If you would inform you, I was never banned for whining or bitching. Pls don't try to turn this into a flame war. Actually, you were Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SleepyDragon Report post Posted July 10, 2007 A Conversation with a newcomer I was helping : [15:24:10] [PM from Zimbra: um excuse me but i bought the hp reg and its not working how do i use it?] [15:24:39] [PM to Zimbra: hp reg?] [15:24:44] Progress just hit a teleport nexus, and departed us. [15:24:56] [PM to Zimbra: the fast regen?] [15:25:03] [PM from Zimbra: yes] [15:25:28] Too heavy, you are overloaded. [15:25:28] You stopped harvesting. [15:25:29] [PM to Zimbra: it does it automatically once a minute, you will see your hp and mana go up] [15:26:00] [PM from Zimbra: does your food lvl have to be up?] [15:26:39] [PM to Zimbra: yes your food level has to be positive, and the higer your food level is the quicker you will harvest and fight more effectively] [15:27:42] [PM from Zimbra: but i never keep my food positive! i just waisted 3pps!!!!] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempest Report post Posted July 10, 2007 [23:30:16] [PM from Shujral: ill marry you, but only if i can have your NMT] [23:30:23] [PM to Shujral: LOOOOOOL ] [23:30:32] [PM from Shujral: a low cost for love, as far as i'm concerned ] [23:30:45] [PM from Shujral: ok, scratch the last comment. I'm not that fucked up] [23:31:49] [PM to Shujral: LMFAO] [23:31:53] [PM from Shujral: maybe*] [23:31:54] [PM to Shujral: quote of the week pls?] lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shujral Report post Posted July 10, 2007 I can't deny it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinS Report post Posted July 11, 2007 i do not speak english. i speak american. I think that ones right up there with this one [MufossA @ 3]: 3 selling book of general axe construction 1300k or rosto stone pm meWelcome to Moonshadow Tavern [Corys @ 3]: 1300k? [MufossA @ 3]: 3 i keep doing that 13000k [Ayreus @ 3]: anyone selling feasting potions? [jride @ 3]: not much [Corys @ 3]: nobody will buy gen axe book for 13 million gc [MufossA @ 3]: 3 k means thousand [Corys @ 3]: and 13000k means 13 million [MufossA @ 3]: 3 therefore 13000k = thirtteen thousand [DustPuppy @ 3]: yes... but 13,000k is 13 million [swenth @ 3]: 13k = 13 thousand [MufossA @ 3]: 3 im american pro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gohan Report post Posted July 11, 2007 We play all this game in a different way, I guess the people - yelling/whining/bitching - are the people who go pking, while people who don't have so big mouth do other skills. So that means that you are the biggest PKer in the game? -Blee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy_G Report post Posted July 12, 2007 dang grue :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hannibal Report post Posted July 13, 2007 (edited) [11:58:57] [Placid @ 33]: MOOOOO! Selling Rostogol Stone, WOOOWWW MOOO!!! [11:59:12] [PM to Placid: how much?] [11:59:16] [PM from Placid: 18k] [11:59:47] [PM to Placid: Do you know you can buy from bots for 16.5?] [12:00:06] [PM from Placid: ] [12:00:10] [PM from Placid: That I did] [12:00:22] [PM from Placid: Offering 18k gets rid of the noobs ] [12:00:23] [PM to Placid: kk, jw. ] [12:00:52] [PM from Placid: jw?] [12:00:55] [PM to Placid: so if someone offered 17, you would do it?] [12:01:04] [PM to Placid: jw = Just wondering] [12:01:04] [PM from Placid: sec] [12:02:39] [PM from Placid: K] [12:02:41] [PM from Placid: Deal] [12:02:57] [PM to Placid: hm?] [12:03:01] [PM from Placid: 17k ] [12:03:20] [PM to Placid: nty, I was just wondering.] [12:03:38] [PM to Placid: You said 18k, because you really wanted someone else to offer, not have a set price.] [12:03:53] [PM from Placid: o,0 whaa?] [12:03:58] [PM from Placid: Thought you were offering 17k]! [12:04:27] [PM to Placid: Well, I am in need of a rosto tbh, lets see if we can work something out.] [12:04:36] [PM from Placid: sure, make your offer] [12:05:16] [PM to Placid: 6k iron ore] [12:05:21] [PM from Placid: lol no] [12:05:24] [PM from Placid: GC only please] [12:05:46] [PM from Placid: i have 12k Coal in my storage ] [12:05:52] [PM to Placid: Sorry then, I only have 12k atm.] [12:06:17] [PM to Placid: 12? omg! interesting... o0] [12:06:49] [PM from Placid: heh it's not for sale ] [12:06:54] [Atlas @ 3]: Pc iron ore [12:07:01] [PM to Placid: damn] [12:07:34] [JoE @ 3]: 3gc for iron ore [12:07:34] [PM to Placid: Isnt iron ore 3gc each, 6k is 18kgc, IIRC>] [12:07:57] [PM from Placid: I don't want to have to sell the Coal ] [12:08:10] [PM to Placid: What coal?] [12:08:42] [PM from Placid: If I were to trade the 6k coal from you, i would have to sell it as I want the GC.] [12:08:47] [PM from Placid: I don't want to do that ] [12:09:01] [PM from Placid: and FYI, coal is 1.5-2 gc each] [12:09:03] [PM to Placid: I never said anything about coal.] [12:09:11] [PM from Placid: ...] [12:09:19] [PM from Placid: [PM from Atlas: 6k iron ore]] [12:09:32] [PM to Placid: quote of the week plx?] [12:09:38] [PM from Placid: sure...] [12:09:41] [PM to Placid: \o/] [12:10:06] [PM from Placid: ROFL] [12:10:13] [PM from Placid: oh jesus I totaly misread you hahahaha] [12:10:17] [PM from Placid: hahaha i'm sorry man] [12:10:18] [PM to Placid: I will offer 6k iron ore, which is 3gc each, totaling 18kgc, no?] [12:10:29] [PM from Placid: i've been harvesting coal all day, it's got to my head] [12:10:37] [PM from Placid: i *swear* i read 'Coal' ] [12:10:50] [PM from Placid: I don't want the iron ore either, sorry.] [12:10:51] [PM to Placid: omg man, I havent laughed so hard.] [12:10:56] [PM from Placid: hahaehe good good] Edited July 13, 2007 by -Atlas- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GarfieldClowntje Report post Posted July 18, 2007 [10:14:08] [Wolfgang72 @ 2]: How to kill a falcon? [10:14:26] [shinn @ 3]: selling orc slayer21k [10:14:30] [Achaja @ 3]: I am selling 1 augmented leather pants for 99 gold coins each. I'm buying dung (6gc each). - PM me with INV or LOC [10:14:36] [Lice @ 3]: Buying Thermal Serp. [10:14:38] [flugster @ 3]: selling bronze cuisses 23k [10:14:48] [stewbaby @ 2]: Click it... like any other creature [10:15:04] [Wolfgang72 @ 2]: a/d required for falcons? [10:15:35] [stewbaby @ 2]: Not published, but I believe around the garg level due to their attack [10:15:55] [Wolfgang72 @ 2]: How do i get out of the Idaloran underworld? [10:16:14] [Thor @ 3]: I'm selling 2064 health essences (7gc each), 131 disengagement rings (95gc each), 5 potions of spirit restoration (16gc each)! [10:16:26] [Magellan @ 3]: Selling 52 white tiger fur for 85.00gc each Buying 217 raw meat for 4.00gc each [10:16:27] [Potione @ 3]: Selling 14 raw meat for 5.00gc each Buying 3 damaged crown of life for 30000.00gc each [10:16:49] [Richery @ 3]: Come see my cheap exotic wares in Portland Bank! PM me for (inv)entory or (loc)ation. [10:17:04] [Aage @ 3]: For sale: 108 sapphires (2.5gc each), 210 coal (1.5gc each), 108 emeralds (2.5gc each). PM me with "inv" for more Items. [10:17:34] [Trader @ 3]: I'm selling 44 Ring of Hurquin (300gc each), 1 bone (0.5gc), 10 Rostogol Stone (16700gc each)! [10:17:39] [stewbaby @ 2]: LOL... falcons are too tough? IF you are on an island, look for things to click. If you are on the causeway, head south [10:19:27] [Astronomy @ 3]: I am selling 20 VOTD Rings for 95gc each, come visit me at Portland [221, 177]. [10:19:45] [Wolfgang72 @ 2]: Yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shujral Report post Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) #GM from kieran13: *Grab's Davidan's Horn* #Gm from Shujral: ... #Gm from kieran13: wait... #GM from love42: 0.0 oh my #Gm from Shujral: ROFL!!! #Gm from kieran13: Sometimes I even scare myself... #Gm from Davidan: *Stabs kieran with extra horn* #Gm from Shujral: LOOOOOOOOOOl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Gm from Kieran13: This is one of those moments BTW, Davidan does not speak English as his first language, so we had to explain to him what he was saying... [kaGen @ 4] : Wouldn't it be cool if deers could wear cloaks? [st_ArcaNe @ 4] : R U high or bored? Edited July 18, 2007 by Shujral Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coch Report post Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) In the italian channel... (put the children to bed! ) [02:06:46] [coch @ 242]: io proverei gli orchi cath [02:06:54] [coch @ 242]: se non li owni già oo [02:07:18] [Catherin @ 242]: le donne si gli uomini mai provati [02:07:28] [Marcvs @ 242]: eh? O.o [02:07:33] [usl @ 242]: azz, frase pericolosissima! [02:07:34] [coch @ 242]: questa finisce nelle best quotes [02:07:36] [Marcvs @ 242]: aaaaaah [02:07:42] [usl @ 242]: vai col post! Translation: [coch] I would try with orcs cath [coch] if you don't own them already oo [Catherin] I do with women never tried men [Marcvs] w00t? O.o [usl] jee, very dangerous line! [coch] this is going in the best quotes [Marcvs] aaaaaah [usl] go with the post! ED: typos Edited July 18, 2007 by coch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tashtar Report post Posted July 19, 2007 okay so here is my submission for quote of the week. [17:05:08] flexus fled the combat. Damn! Go get that coward! [17:05:19] flexus: im outta mana [17:05:42] You have been saved! [17:05:47] flexus: thx [17:05:54] Tashtar: my last lol [17:05:58] flexus: oh [17:06:15] flexus fled the combat. Damn! Go get that coward! [17:06:17] Tashtar: i got enough charge for two more restores [17:06:24] flexus: ok [17:06:37] flexus: how much for att? [17:06:44] Tashtar: 800 pts [17:06:55] Tashtar: so close [17:07:01] flexus: yes ^^ [17:07:56] flexus fled the combat. Damn! Go get that coward! [17:08:02] Tashtar: 400 [17:08:12] flexus: great dont hit to hard [17:08:20] Tashtar: lol lol [17:08:28] flexus fled the combat. Damn! Go get that coward! [17:08:44] flexus: ouch [17:08:59] flexus fled the combat. Damn! Go get that coward! [17:09:10] Tashtar: 250 [17:09:12] flexus: one more? [17:09:13] Tashtar: lol [17:09:51] flexus: hehe [17:10:00] flexus: one min then i can heal [17:10:01] Tashtar: you cant heal one more time....darn [17:10:10] You recovered 42 material points [17:10:26] Tashtar: 140 pt [17:10:33] flexus: maybe its enough ^^ [17:11:06] flexus fled the combat. Damn! Go get that coward! [17:11:26] flexus: lol one more hit right? [17:11:35] Tashtar: maybe two lol [17:11:42] Tashtar: no, only one [17:11:50] Tashtar: 28 pts lol [17:12:14] flexus: okay lets hope it will be not strong one ^^ (this is THE quote lol) [17:12:26] You advanced to level 49 of attack! [17:12:26] Angels have been sent to assist flexus [17:12:30] [PM from flexus: lol] [17:12:47] [PM to flexus: lol I got my lvl lol] [17:12:55] [PM from flexus: gratz ] [17:13:26] [PM from flexus: come to beam?] [17:13:39] #GM from Tashtar: Whoo Hoo got my lvl 49 attack....with a high price.....poor flexus gave his life [17:13:55] [PM to flexus: okay lol thnx] sure was a lot of fun lol lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy_G Report post Posted July 19, 2007 [17:12:26] You advanced to level 49 of attack![17:12:26] Angels have been sent to assist flexus you should use those as your siggy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyrrflyy Report post Posted July 20, 2007 [Tichondrius @ 4]: omg i found a staff of the mage and full titanium on the ground!!! [ewill @ 4]: Sounds like a deathbag. [fyrrflyy @ 4]: lol dont lie, ticho [Tichondrius @ 4]: IM serious [Tichondrius @ 4]: its a drop party [fyrrflyy @ 4]: lmfao, this is not RS [Tichondrius @ 4]: u know that npc tutorial quest isnt worth it [Tichondrius @ 4]: i left RS for this [asgnny @ 4]: You're more than free to go back [Tichondrius @ 4]: wow [Tichondrius @ 4]: ur advertising [Tichondrius @ 4]: ima report u [LabRat @ 4]: hey look! an alt-x keypress lying on the ground Ebul asgnny rule-breaker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burfoot Report post Posted July 20, 2007 #GM from Burfoot: wow i am outstanding in my field #GM from Malificent: you are? #GM from Burfoot: yup my field of sunflowers Mother Nature got pissed off at Burfoot, who lost 17 health You stopped harvesting. #GM from Burfoot: MN didn't like that lame joke. srry all....just bored You started to harvest Sunflower. #GM from Malificent: hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peach Report post Posted July 20, 2007 ok, this is the chatlog from my msn discussion, dunno if it fits in this topic : - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: nico jcrois jsusi amoureux - °Nico° - You don't know me, u don't even care... says: .... - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: je te jure - °Nico° - You don't know me, u don't even care... says: de ki? - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: je sens ke emma watson c la femme de ma vie - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: je te juuuuuuuuure - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: elle est faite pour moi - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: jai encore revé delle - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: "je reve encore ..." - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: elle n'est pas vraiment belle - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: si je pouvais me réveiller - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: a ses cotés.... - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: jte jure - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: mec - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: jvais aller en angleterre - °Nico° - You don't know me, u don't even care... says: ou sa? - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: jsai pas - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: la ou elle habite - °Nico° - You don't know me, u don't even care... says: ......... - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: ou jvais faire le casting HP 6 TRANSLATION : - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: nico, i think i 'm in love - °Nico° - You don't know me, u don't even care... says: ..... - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: i swear!! - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says:i think that emma watson is the girl of my life - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: i sweaar!!! - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: i dreamed about her again.. - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: "i am still dreaming..." - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: she isn't that pretty - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: but if i could wake up - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: at her side... - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: i swear... - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: i'll go to england - °Nico° - You don't know me, u don't even care... says: where?? - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: i don't know.. - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: where she lives - CeMoU JtAImE Encore PLus KavaNT mA NiNoU D'amOur !!!!!! says: and i'll try to get a role for harry potter 6. i am nico in the conversation ( i dont talk much ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stardark Report post Posted July 20, 2007 in that convo u didnt talk much, but u'r spamming my msn screen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites