ShYne Report post Posted January 26, 2007 (edited) What do you call a poor orchan ? a poorchan Edited January 26, 2007 by oDySsEuS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted January 31, 2007 Glim: "Emergency! Head to Irillion immediately!!" Glom: "I'll C2 it right away!!" (Booo! Ssssss!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted February 4, 2007 So anyway..... it just occured to me that I have a morbid hatred of Harvy in DP. This is because he's a skinflint and a chisler and a nogoodnik. That, and he reminds me of Howie, this guy I used to work with who is the epitome of a noodge (Yiddish.) Even looks like him! So I'm going to do some Harvy jokes.... A travelling salesorc approaches Harvy with a great deal: "I've got a tool here that can cut your work time in half!" So Harvy says: "Fantastic! Give me two!!" Ba-Da-Thump Well, one day Harvy was on his death bed, about to meet his maker, when Mrs. Harvy put one of his favorite Mugwort pies in the oven. Once the fumes reach the bedroom, Harvy stirs and awakens at the wonderful stench! He miraculously makes his way to the kitchen just as his wife puts the pie on the table to cool. As soon as Harvy reaches for the pie, Mrs. Harvy whacks him with the skillet; "Don't touch that! It's for the funeral!" Thud..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rasere Report post Posted February 5, 2007 (edited) at the wonderful stench! how can a stench be wonderful? Edited February 5, 2007 by Rasere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted February 5, 2007 On account of maybe because he might be a goblin wearing makeup? So Harvy walks into a general store and asks for 2 needles and 1 thread...... next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted February 15, 2007 OK, I'm drivin' this thread deeeep into the ground....... Upon which map do all the geeks hang out? Nerdcarn! (insert flatulent audio here) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scarr Report post Posted February 15, 2007 what do you call a japanese grue? glue -from the uncyclopedia sorry, had to share The Grudge ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sphere Report post Posted February 20, 2007 How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Draconey Report post Posted February 21, 2007 Mountain dwarf to land dwarf Mountain dwarf: wanna chuck up that mountain, I done it in 10 minutes Land Dwarf yells to VotD: This guy is going to eat that mountain in 10 minutes Mountain dwarf: you fool i said chuck not chuck Land Dwarf: chuck not chuck oh run up the mountain Mountain Dwarf: Amazing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
London Report post Posted February 22, 2007 Mountain dwarf to land dwarf Mountain dwarf: wanna chuck up that mountain, I done it in 10 minutes Land Dwarf yells to VotD: This guy is going to eat that mountain in 10 minutes Mountain dwarf: you fool i said chuck not chuck Land Dwarf: chuck not chuck oh run up the mountain Mountain Dwarf: Amazing I dont get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Draconey Report post Posted February 22, 2007 Mountain dwarf to land dwarf Mountain dwarf: wanna chuck up that mountain, I done it in 10 minutes Land Dwarf yells to VotD: This guy is going to eat that mountain in 10 minutes Mountain dwarf: you fool i said chuck not chuck Land Dwarf: chuck not chuck oh run up the mountain Mountain Dwarf: Amazing I dont get it Me too it is called a bad joke What happens if you breed and orc and spoon together? Sporc lol..... Lord of the Beans >_> <.< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Szatan Report post Posted February 22, 2007 (edited) A: hi B: hi B: damn my plate has been degraded A: np bye B: bye oO That has happened to me ;-) Edited February 22, 2007 by Szatan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stardark Report post Posted February 23, 2007 A: hi B: hi B: damn my plate has been degraded A: np bye B: bye oO That has happened to me ;-) rofl, was it a newb or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Szatan Report post Posted February 23, 2007 Person with bad english :-p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted February 23, 2007 A: The Underworld must be made of cotton! B: How could that be? A: The last thing I felt was fluffy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Report post Posted February 25, 2007 (edited) #GM from PKer: Our guild used to specialise in PK, it's all we'd do, we'd make a warparty and conquer KF on a regular basis! But that age is now gone, we recently decided to let in more alchemists, crafters and manufacturers. #GM from New_Recruit: Oh, branched out then? #GM from PKer: ... *sobs* Edited March 1, 2007 by Earl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted March 12, 2007 Hast thy guild a goblin in a tree?? *Ahem* Branch Manager?? *Ahem* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
