shasso Report post Posted April 24, 2005 News!! EL TIMES IS GONE, FINITO, KAPUT... EL Sun rules all now! THE EAF CHAMPIONSHIP IS BACK!: Get ready to rock'n'roll. ROSTOGAL STONES!: Never leave home withouth it. GAMBLE BOT!: In VOTD taverm for all your gambling pleasures. OMFG I GOT A GF And she is hot too! --------------------------------------------------------------- From our correspondent in Denmark: Olaf the bunny ripper After three months of investigation, Danish police finally solved their freakiest case in the last fifteen years. Near the town of Odense somebody was sneaking in local farmhouses in the middle of the night and killed rabbits. But not all rabbits, just the white ones, all the others were spared. Authopsy revealed that they were killed by a bare hand and police was even more baffled when all the clues they found were a few empty vials and some old books. Having no other choice, they made a stakeout at one of the farms and waited for the perpetraitor. The third night he came, a man in his fifties, six feet tall, wearing a viking helmet with huge horns and a white cape made from a sheet. He crawled out of the bushes and headed straight for the barn, but he was intercepted by the men in blue. It took 5 policemen to hold him down and stuff into a police vehicle for a ride to the station. While getting arrested and driven downtown, the man kept yelling weird things like: 'Omfg, I was just about to level!!' and 'You are all on my PK list!' or 'You and your guild better not show up in KF, omg!' In prison, he calmed down after getting the requested laptop and a broadband internet connection and now he is calmly waiting for the trial, only sound coming from his cell is 'click..click..click..' ------------------------------------------------------------- Gamble addict? Visit me at VOTD tavern and make some fast money, the name is Gamble. Guaranteed no beautiful music <wink> ------------------------------------------------------------- Secrets revealed: How Entropy won Roja’s heart ------------------------------------------------------------- How to: Get banned [fag_smegsex]: u r teh gayest !!!11!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Play of the week: [kadi]: today is pk day, i will pk every1 who i see in kf [kadi]: today is pk day, i will pk every1 who i see in kf kadi was seriously injured but the soul still burns ... [shasso]: kadi, send a postcard from hell --------------------------------------------------------------- Place your ADD here! --------------------------------------------------------------- Teh Paparazzi: OMG, who is the noob the mysterious girl is touching?! Catfight! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Links to old issues: Season 1, Issue 1 Season 1, Issue 2 Season 2, Issue 1 Season 2, Issue 2 ----------------------------------------------------------------- EL Sun, numero uno newspaper in all of Seridia. Be afraid, mortal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sistema Report post Posted April 24, 2005 ahahah! this is soo cool! lol! very nicely done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daxon Report post Posted April 24, 2005 Catfight! LMFAO You should have made teh banned 0n3na a rat though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soldus Report post Posted April 24, 2005 OMFG, this is hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy Report post Posted April 24, 2005 U r teh r0x! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acelon Report post Posted April 24, 2005 LMFAOROTFL!!! The rest was ok but the plat/roja picture was HILARIOUS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justice_knight Report post Posted April 24, 2005 take em down roja..........make more of these......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daxon Report post Posted April 25, 2005 If that had been a black cat.. that would have been absolutely perfect. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangeYourName Report post Posted April 25, 2005 (edited) ...........damn shasso you're getting to be almost as funny as I am now. oh and by the way I guess i will ask in game if i see you b4 u reply but wtf is that a picture of in your avitar lol.........damn thing is gonna give me nightmares. Edited April 25, 2005 by ChangeYourName Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted April 25, 2005 gotta love that Shasso. I am looking forward to the next issue already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Shasso, that rocked :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reza*o* Report post Posted April 25, 2005 LOL i like it shasso REZA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasberrybeard Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Nicely done. But Honestly you should have more papparazi pics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justice_knight Report post Posted April 25, 2005 those are just creul lol yet funnyer then heck i like the ants and my favs are the paparazzis and thed pic of the day roja and teh banned 0n3na goin at it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain_Smile Report post Posted April 25, 2005 The Captain sees nothing really funny in this picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ks_copy Report post Posted April 25, 2005 very funny stuff Shasso! :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daxon Report post Posted April 25, 2005 The Captain sees nothing really funny in this picture. 156159[/snapback] Normal people would. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain_Smile Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Normal people would. :lol: 156161[/snapback] haha. very hilarious Daxon <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justice_knight Report post Posted April 25, 2005 (edited) haha. very hilarious Daxon <_< 156167[/snapback] just the facts man just the facts Edited April 25, 2005 by justice_knight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kat Report post Posted April 25, 2005 lmao! well done shasso, u put a smile on my face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whanley123 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Thats great Shasso :lol: lookin forward to next issue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shasso Report post Posted April 25, 2005 I am looking forward to the next issue already 156086[/snapback] You can't push these things. Sit down, think pleasant thoughts and let nature do its thing. Or else its just crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
