I_am_Spock Report post Posted January 3, 2005 >A guy from Cincinnati dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man >his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a >sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the >humidity. > > > > After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he >is >suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Cincinnatian is happily >swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him >and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's >humid, >you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?" > > > > The Cincinnatian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, >"This >is great! It reminds me of August in Cincinnati. Hot, humid, a good place >to >work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!" > > > > The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Cincinnatian's >remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain >and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to >his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the Cincinnatian is happily >slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. > > > > Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. > > > > The Cincinnatian replies, "This is great! Just like April in Cincinnati. >It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!" > > > > The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the >Cincinnatian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is >blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the >Cincinnatian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at >what >he sees. The Cincinnatian is dancing, singing, and twirling his >sledgehammer >as he cavorts in glee. > > > > "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams >the >devil. > > > > Jumping up and down the Cincinnatian throws a snowball at the devil and >yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Bengals won the Super Bowl!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirKillAlot Report post Posted January 4, 2005 hahaha bengals suck - go pittsburgh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuhan1 Report post Posted January 4, 2005 i live right out of cincinnati, we do have odd weather but i don't get it....probably because i don't watch sports Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I_am_Spock Report post Posted January 4, 2005 i live right out of cincinnati, we do have odd weather but i don't get it....probably because i don't watch sports open your new paper look at the bengal's record, all will be enlightened Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
