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  1. X-Mas Story

    My dad and I were watching the snow falling out of the cloud s from our kitchen window. There was a big crash on the street and only minutes later the police arrived with disaster medical assistance team! It seems there was a breach from a pipe from which water spilled on the street which froze instantly. There was also some chemicals leaked from the car exident. The weather got worse and worse by the hour. The extreme weather bestow us a power outage. . There was suddenly a bright lightening in the nightsky that almost looked like a worm. Thunder bursted out of the sky. Our phone was now dead too and gave us a denial of service dial tone. I was so bored so I took a peace of paper and began writing: Dear nSanta, ... We are all very cold and my mom says that if we are exposed long enough, everyone will catch a flu. In candle light we could hear the blizzard outside. Too bad that Uncle Bart and Aunt Marta are not here with US. Whatever happens they always know how to improvise. They are currently in Nigeria .. Under the christmas tree I spyed a suspicious package. Maybe it was from nSanta ? Then I noticed the smell that came out of the living room which was somewhat chemical. The candles had burned down and released a toxic gas. The little flame had turned into a wildfire ! One of our neighbours came to aid and terminated the fire. This is so agro! Next year we will spend our hollidays in Afghanistan says my Mom, but I know she is not serious. I can sense it in her voice when she is joking. Where is Afghanistan? Probably on the southern hemisphere - I'm thinking . But the thought alone of travelling by airplane makes me explode out of happyness. I ask my Dad: Do people in China have snow too? Snow? Yea I guess so. But hey, have you heard about the new star war s movie ? H5N1 has a main role this time! The roboters name is R2D2 - Dad. You never get his name right. I have an idea ! Instead of going to church, how about we all go to the cinema tomorrow ?
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