I_am_Spock

wow something negative comnig from your mouth i didn't see that coming did i.

pwn=own i own you.

And no offense but i don't think anybody here is crazy enough.

funny mine was in general chat and never got modded

better be red i wanan make roja my sex slave too. ...:twistedangel:

See jesus really never died, jesus merely flew off into the himilayans mountains and over the past 2005 years grew a LOT OFD HAIR, and you see jesus was huge in stature spo he leave huge foot prints, that is why jesus is big foot.

i like the constant afk stuff harry and hermoine do XD

but she's like super cyborg, roja is like bad@$$ chick in tight cloths kicking yeti and robo jesus ass, plus i never watched that movie heard it was pretty bad.

dont' say bleep say @#!$, ooooh i said @#!$. wait no no cussing on this forums you god damned ass!!!

FAL face, ass, legs that's all i gotta say. and i dont' really care about how much you looks so much as your cool. but if your like a total turn off to me, then yeah i'll shoot for just being friends

PArt 2 is added even more random then the first. If you need the story of why jesus is a yeti just ask, i put robo jesus so as not to offend anybody.

ok i'll just write mesed up taking ent stories :lol:

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>A guy from Cincinnati dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man >his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a >sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the >humidity. > > > > After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he >is >suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Cincinnatian is happily >swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him >and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's >humid, >you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?" > > > > The Cincinnatian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, >"This >is great! It reminds me of August in Cincinnati. Hot, humid, a good place >to >work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!" > > > > The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Cincinnatian's >remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain >and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to >his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the Cincinnatian is happily >slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. > > > > Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. > > > > The Cincinnatian replies, "This is great! Just like April in Cincinnati. >It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!" > > > > The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the >Cincinnatian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is >blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the >Cincinnatian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at >what >he sees. The Cincinnatian is dancing, singing, and twirling his >sledgehammer >as he cavorts in glee. > > > > "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams >the >devil. > > > > Jumping up and down the Cincinnatian throws a snowball at the devil and >yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Bengals won the Super Bowl!!"

open your new paper look at the bengal's record, all will be enlightened

oh man i'm out of idea, how would roja kill giraffes and shiz..... Roja: #give m-60 that works, may not be able to type up anything else tonight got stuff to do palces to go, tool and audiovent cds to buy. Edit: they cancelled, figures. try and get a new post up if i can think of anything that comes from nowhere.

if it was copywrited, i wouldnt be giving it to el.net when im done now will I ? no no, my friend wrote a stroy like that, he didn't copywrite it though, that's where i got the quote 'found one head short after an accident with a mailbox' roflmao XD new idea btw:describe yourself if you want to have a part in harry potter, as there are a lot of characters to come and i need some ideas to make them each unique! except i_am_spock because ive got one picked out for you oh man couldn't i liek snift a potion, my head get really big, then a robot coems out of the closet and stab me with a knife and says "your head asplode" and then my head explodes and brains go everywhere

i try i try

if it was copywrited, i wouldnt be giving it to el.net when im done now will I ? no no, my friend wrote a stroy like that, he didn't copywrite it though, that's where i got the quote 'found one head short after an accident with a mailbox'

like teh omfg reboot you can't sue that like teh it's copyrighted..... my friend known as "blueseedfan" wrote a stroy in which I died and feel into beer bottles then come back from teh dead and kick this guys ass and liek i die from teh mailbox and liek he copyrighted it!!!!! Edit: (copyrighted my ass)

too bad harry potter doesn't have a guy that was found one head short after a accidetn with a mailbox, that is soososososo me.

at least you are a character too bad harry potter doesn't have stoners in general or a drunk.

SPARKNOTES!1!1!!!1!!1!!elventy~!!

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that's ok i'll take it from him