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You can get notified when there's a PK Server Special Day, a Big Invasion, or even a Server Upgrade in a text message right to your cell phone! It works in US, Canada, UK and India, with more countries coming soon. If you already have a twitter account, just follow me, pk_gossip, by typing "follow pk_gossip" in your update box, then enable the mobile device notification. If you don't have a twitter account- it's about time! Here's what to do: Go to www.twitter.com and sign up! Log in, click on "settings" then "devices" and follow the instructions to authenticate your phone. It's free, unless you have to pay for recieved SMS/Text messages. Click on "home" and in the "What are you doing" box, type "follow pk_gossip". Then, you'll see some of my older messages, or "tweets". Click on "pk_gossip" and set "device updates" to "on". That's it! Whenever something B.I.G. happens in game, you'll know in a minute or two! How cool is that? Love, kisses, and an occasional death threat! Gossip!

You can get notified when there's a Special Day, a Big Invasion, or even a Server Upgrade in a text message right to your cell phone! If you already have a twitter account, just follow me, el_gossip, by typing "follow el_gossip" in your update box, then enable the mobile device notification. If you don't have a twitter account- it's about time! Here's what to do: Go to www.twitter.com and sign up! Log in, click on "settings" then "devices" and follow the instructions to authenticate your phone. It's free, unless you have to pay for recieved SMS/Text messages. Click on "home" and in the "What are you doing" box, type "follow el_gossip". Then, you'll see some of my older messages, or "tweets". Click on "el_gossip" and set "device updates" to "on". That's it! Whenever something B.I.G. happens in game, you'll know in a minute or two! How cool is that? Love and kisses! Gossip!

There's no way to filter Twitter, right now, anyway. I'm only going to tweet on Special Days, Major Invasions, Server Restart, and the Lottery. I might throw a rumor in once in a great while. If there's enough demand, I might set up different twitter accounts to Tweet on just certain things, but I think just Sun Tzu might be a bit much. Also- be aware that I'm working on an IM alert system, and you will have more control over that. You have to pay for incoming SMSs? Where do you live? The South Pole? Luv, Gossip.

Valentine's Day Service! Hi everyone! I wanted to remind you about a service that was really popular last year! If you have a bf or a gf that plays EL, I'll send them a Valentine's Day greeting from you, on Valentine's Day. They have to log in on V-Day tho, or they won't get it, and I will tell them who it's from, of course. One little thing- I don't have time to send a lot of these, so you can only send one. You'd better choose carefully... Since I don't know where people live, I'll start delivering them as soon as it's February 14th somewhere in the world, and I'll keep delivering until it's past the 14th everywhere, so your squeeze might get it a bit early or a bit late. Don't wait- act today! To send it, just type: /gossip myvalentine playername Where playername is the name of your honey. If you've used this command over the past year, I have your request on file, and I'll be sure to deliver it! Gossip

What about all those bots? What other game allows useful, sexy bots? Gossip

Yeah, everyone was having some trouble figuring out rankings lately, but I think it's all fixed up now. Can anyone recommend a good hair-straitening product? Gossip

Ok.. so I'm back! I got struck by lightning, and that HURT- my butt still aches! I think my Tiara acted as an antenna or something... I want my $5 back! Sorry for any messages that got delivered late.... Gossip P.S. I'm not sure where Trinitybot went.., We were supposed to go shopping in PV this weekend...

Developers? Bot? What developers!? Gossip

A lot of people are asking me why I'm handing out the Valentines Greetings already. Well- because it's Valentine's day somewhere! It started in New Zealand, about 15 and a half hours ago, so I started handing 'em out, because I don't know where you live. And I'll keep handing them out until it's not Valentines day anywhere! If you want to send one, just do a '/gossip myvalentine' for more information. No confusion- I know what I'm doing... this time anyhow! Gossip

Valentine's Day Service! Hi everyone! Well, I have a new feature that I think lots of you will enjoy! If you have a bf or a gf that plays EL, I'll send them a Valentine Day's greeting from you, on Valentine's Day. They have to log in on V-Day tho, or they won't get it, tho, and I will tell them who it's from, of course. One little thing- I don't have time to send a lot of these, so you can only send one. You'd better choose carefully... Don't wait- act today! To send it, just type: /gossip myvalentine playername Where playername is the name of your squeeze. I hope you all have a whole lotta lovin' on the 14th, and remember- I have some friends coming to Draia, and I think they're going to do some performing on the 16th at the EL Birthday Party! That should be something! Gossip

Oh you poor guy! I'm glad you're going to try my approach to Valentine's Day and spend it in bed! \o/ Gossip

I have two new commands that you may find useful if you have friends over at the PK server and you want to hear about the fun over here. /gossip telegram AvatarName message.... will send a message to a player on the pk server. Remember- players might have different names over there, so you have to know who you're sending it to. If they're not on, I'll deliver it to them when they log in. for example: /gossip telegram the_piper Hi- can I borrow your NMT on teh main server sometime? Also, if you want to know if a playername exists on the pk server, and if that person's logged in, try: /gossip spy AvatarName for example: /gossip spy the_piper Both these commands are available on the pk server to link back to the main server. Gossip

I dunno- I've only 'been' with Arnold. I'll take gc over a fist for a chin anyhow! Gossip (done with this topic)

Is a big chihuahua the same size as a big doberman? Jeeze...

Actually, the new feature is ready! try a /gossip TELEGRAM SL7yz0r Hi there! Come over to the pk server- we're starting a guild. The telegram command works in either direction (pk to main, or main to pk), but remember, some peeps won't have the same name on both sides, so you have to know who you're sending a telegram to. As far as Hardcore- he's just an old meanie... I think he #ignored me. Gossip

Well, I do a pretty good job of writing things down in my diary, like special days, joker finds, invasions, etc. (except when I'm drunk). So, Ghrae got the idea to take my notes, type it up, and put it into a calendar, so you all can go back to see what happened on a particular day! For instance, here's everything that happened on Thursday: http://www.el-cel.com/info/news.php?date=2007,12,13 The info goes straight in there, so you can see what happened today already, whenever you want! Ghrae's going to get more statistical info up in other pages, but in the mean time, if you want to know what happened on your birthday, just click and see! My birthday, if you're interested in getting an early start on present shopping, is March 11. I don't currently own any titanium armor, and I'd be nice to have a bandanna to wear to the tavern in Sedicolis. I look best in blue. Gossip

Just so that you know- I already have a feature to hook up mana drain partners- Just type /gossip matchme mana and I'll hook you up in no time. If you don't like the partner I choose for you, because he's a lame-o, just try again and I'll hook you up with someone else. Gossip P.S. If your magic is too low to cast mana drain, and you want to train magic casting life drain (some people do!), then try: /gossip matchme life And, of course, if you want me to closely match you to a PvP partner, try: /gossip matchme pvp I only make the matches for PvP a couple of times a week, so that takes a bit longer, but you can sit around drinking while you wait! Gossip

I've been getting really tired of all of my fans getting killed by invasions lately, so I got an idea! What we need to do is make a call-to-arms to the high-end fighters that aren't in-game atm, to log in and help, so I have a system where I can notify them of a coming invasion by email. You can choose to get an email for GIWS alerts, or for Mortos invasions, or both! To sign up, first you need to give me your email address, if I don't have it already with: /gossip myemail abc@def.com (For you not-so-brighters: put in YOUR email instead of abc.def.com) Then, to subscriibe to GIWS alerts: /gossip subscribe giws and to subscribe to Mortos-type invasions: /gossip subscribe invasions Don't forget, if you want to get notified of special days when they start, do a: /gossip subscribe specialday Sign up soon, and help end these invasions! Love, Gossip

I have a new feature that has just been approved. If you want a reminder to get your harv in, you can subscribe to my reminder service by typing: /gossip subscribe remind I'll PM you at the top of each hour if you're logged on. If you want the reminder before or after the top of the hour, you can put a number after the command, -30 to +30... like: /gossip subscribe remind -10 for a reminder 10 minutes before harvest time. If you want me to stop sending them to you, just type: /gossip subscribe remind off Enjoy... and don't forget to get your harv XP in! Gossip

It is only one PM per hour, because that's what Entropy approved. Maybe you can do the 10 minutes before, and buy an egg timer? Or maybe you can join cel, because I tell my whole guild about the new hour in guild chat! They love me! Gossip

Hey everybody. I've got a few new services that you might be interested in! Combat Level I'll give you somone's combat level if you use my 'about' command on someone. Magic Training Partner If you're looking for a mana training partner, you can use either '/gossip matchme life' or '/gossip matchme mana'. You don't have to take your privacy off to do this- I'll assume that you have a high enough level to drain life or mana. You also don't have to wait very long to get a partner- I'll give you the very next person that's looking for someone to train with. Be careful, though- you'll have to go into a pk area to train, so watch yourself. And don't forget about my '/gossip matchme pvp' command, too! Rumor You know I'm always looking for good rumors, so keep using my 'rumor' command to tell them to me. I have something new, though. If you just say '/gossip rumor' I'll tell you a rumor that I've heard lately. Use you head, tho- if you give me a nasty rumor you'll be in trouoooble! And not just with me. Suggestions If you have an idea for something that I should be doing, you gotta let me know! Just use me 'suggestion' command, and them tell me your idea. Thanks! Gossip "If you don't have something nice to say about someone... then come sit by me."

Well, it's my birthday, and I've decided to hold my favorite kind of contest- a popularity contest! All you need to do is have people use my 'admire' command for you! Anabella and LeKiller (RIP) each donated a Crown of Life, and they will go to the winning boy and girl avatars. You can be King or Queen for a day! Here's how it will work. The contest will be held on Saturday, March 24, US central time. So, it will start and end at these times in your location: Start Time Started! End Time Ended, sorry! In case clocks aren't quite exact, I would stay away from the 10 minutes after the contest starts, and before it ends, just in case. You get one point each time somone admires you, using the command '/gossip admire yourname'. There's a 12 hour cooldown on admirations, but if someone timed it out right, they could easily admire you twice during the contest, and that's allowed. You don't have to be logged on to have it count, but I won't count admirations from players that were created after this announcement, so don't bother creating a bunch of new players to vote for yourself. There's three ways you can get points: You're a cool person, and people just admire you. You could ask people to admire you. You could pay people to admire you. Quid pr0 quo! (My lawyer says that to me before he takes me out on a date... not sure what it means tho...) If you really think that you're all that admirable, feel free to post here to tell others why you deserve their "vote"! Players that are disqualified from the contest are: Anabella & LeKiller (sponsors), Anyone in the CEL guild (I already know how popular my guildies are) Anyone that has been a knob and I've had to ignore, and.. Me! I know I'm the most popular person in EL, so it wouldn't be fair for me to enter. Gossip

What do you think, I'm a blabbermouth? What I will tell you is: all together, there were 714 admirations for a total of 213 people admired at least one. Gozzip.

And the winners are... Well, the popularity contest is over, and I have the winners tabulated. There was a whole lot of admiration going on yesterday. I could hardly keep up! The winners, (and King and Queen of EL for a day, I think) are: echo, a female elf from HIM vampire16, a male elf from MAGE they each win a Crown of Life! The runner's up are: syllenia, a female elf from -DD- trogov, a male human from BOC They each get 25k gold coin each! (my inheritance!) kylara, a female draegoni from (TC) justmental, a male human from DAO & lynxxx, a male human from LGC (Tied!) kylara will get 10k gc, and since there was a tie, the two guys will get 5k each. My helper, scafativ, will get with each of you in game to distribute the prizes! Thanks for playing. It really warmed my heart to see people other than myself getting admired. Gossip

Cash prizes for the runners up! Just my luck! My rich Uncle Lester from Aeth Aelfan died, and I just got a letter telling me that instead of leaving me anything, he left a bunch of gold coins as additional prizes for my popularity contest. So, the boy and girl getting the most 'admire's win the Crowns of Life, the second most admired boy and girl will get 25k gold coin each, and the third place couple will get 10k each. Good luck.. there's a whole lotta admirin' going on today! I had planned on going on vacation to EverQuest with my inheritance... oh well. Gossip