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#41 Raz

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 12:09 PM

It takes quite a bunch of good notion
To add to the game a new potion
Too bad - overkill
and ruining one's skill
You deal with mad players emotions

:)

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#42 Pyewacket

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 02:34 PM

There was a young ELer drinking guinness,
Whose talent at limericks would never diminish,
He was doing just fine,
Til he got to the last line,
Then a dragon et him before he cou..

Edited by Pyewacket, 18 March 2009 - 02:35 PM.


#43 Jezebelle

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:38 PM

There was a young ELer drinking guinness,
Whose talent at limericks would never diminish,
He was doing just fine,
Til he got to the last line,
Then a dragon et him before he cou..



Pye..that just made me laugh so hard my pup woke up!!
GREAT one :P

Jez

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:58 PM

Like normal I train by the hour
Slowly increasing my power
I suddenly lag
Die dropping a bag
Of corse lost all but a flower



Not much xp needed to lvl my pot
The ores I need are in my favorite spot
Wow this makes me sick
"Ores require a pick?"
Came all this way and forgot



Started about a weeks back
Finished EL, how 'bout that?
I expected more features
And more than 4 creatures
Whats that? Theres more than 1 map?




Was gone a min while using the john
I was here first, so please just move on
I hope you just might
find a new place to fight
and GOD DAMMIT STOP SERPING MY SPAWN



Limmerics and EL are difficult to me
Lost my thought when I autowalked into a tree
I guess this limerick will end at line three

Edited by jjk, 15 January 2010 - 10:09 PM.


#45 Jezebelle

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 02:20 PM

Very nice, JJk, and welcome back :evilgrin:

This one is a bit meloncholic..but I'm sure some of you will know what i mean by it..enjoy :evilgrin: If you read it with your heart you will find pieces of the el community in it..

as time fades away in the Land that i love
I sit by the water, see eagles above
and can't help but wonder
because there up a yonder
could be the one that I love

at night when the sun leaves
both the moon and myself greeves
I can't help but think
could there be a link
between ficton and make-believes

if that is the case
then life is a race
between lovers and dreamers and those who just live
the reward in the end is not what one gives
but the smile on the dreamers face..

Jez

Edited by Jezebelle, 16 January 2010 - 03:28 PM.


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Posted 16 January 2010 - 06:24 PM

I can't help myself..lol..



I once loved a man named Crannog
Kisses and Hugs filled my chatlog
but the Dragon was stronger
and the man was no longer
now my love's out of sight in the fog..

Jez

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 12:26 PM

*** The shadows in the mist ***

In the mist i sees you dancing
Memories strokes back, a walk in pale moonshine
Never we was afraid a mysterie exploring
Gratefull I am for you handed me your time

Beleave me some things just never leaves ones heart
In the fog i still sees things manifested massively
On that beach i now, prints my view over ocean
Carriad in the mist i still sees you dancing

*** The pillow of clouds ***
Proud and strong as noone else i sees you
The things which takes shape in any size
You with a magic stroke pets to pure bless
The demanding crowd takes nest with you

You finds time and space where such not are
Love and tenderly care you most willing hands out
My life you filled with light and conformable joy
I ask myself is this something i can ever repay enough
The pillow of clouds to me you are Blossom :)

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 11:39 AM

here is my go at limericks

the grud

There once was monster called the grue
He was eating players from the shadows
Then he met a player called the_grud
Who Sliped in the mud
Grud fell on the grue now hes burred in mud



TOKIE

There once was a player calles tokie
Who had a big smokie
Tokie tryed the smokie
And he had a big chokie
So now he sticks to coffee

#49 the_grud

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 03:24 PM

There once was a dwarf called Bomwan,
who was shorter than every other man.
He,d run thru tokies legs,
Drink the last of his coffee dregs,
and say can I have another one

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 12:02 AM

Once in a land made eternal
Lived a leopard who was mostly nocturnal
He'd stalk the land
Whether green or of sand
and write his kills in his journal.

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 08:22 PM

*co* is tough they always must fight
crack of dawn or late in the night
This thought I have held
about the second EL guild
The Rangers were first get it right

Radu, gotta get this off my chest
unless I tell you i just cannot rest
and all of the mods
players and gods
This games more than fun, its the best!

Nardo my friend you are groovy
Jeze my dear youre a cutie
Learners so smart
I loves Rojas art
not meaning to make this sound fruity

Edited by jjk, 21 January 2010 - 08:24 PM.


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Posted 22 January 2010 - 11:57 AM

The limericks from pye were a stink,
So he had to sit down and think,
Then at half past two,
He cried "I know what to do!"
And wrote his next one using bleach as ink.


#53 Jezebelle

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Posted 23 January 2010 - 03:50 PM

Guys..I must admit..you all are great!

No matter whetter the limiricks are well-written, or simply great..or.. (JJK) awfully SWEET..You are all hugged for simply making an effort..Hugs and Chocoalte cookies for ALL of you!!

Jez

Edited by Jezebelle, 23 January 2010 - 03:51 PM.


#54 Elgoran

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:53 PM

There is this one game called EL
which keeps you once for it you fell
Even though you once stopped
as soon as you logged
back in you can't quit, WTH


There's a mine in EV once a secret
the way it seems people can't keep it
you get out your pick
and mine for a brick
the crowd is so thick, you can't leave it


Some mages harm you with a blast
the damage they're doing is vast
I trained without sleep
and tried to compete
Now a-gain though iron i cast

Edit: inserted Nr.3
Edit: Edited Nr.3

Edited by Elgoran, 05 August 2010 - 11:32 PM.


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Posted 05 August 2010 - 05:33 PM

There once was an idiot called Morath
Who thought he was bagjumping Horus (god)
He took one jump to hasty
When he bagjumped DP's Casty
Now the idiot is no more among us


Davy :P

#56 littlebro2

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 07:43 PM

OK, I'll give it a go:

Here I sit
all day long,
my days I commit
to the "Eternal Lands" throng
(Consequently, where I feel I am starting to belong)
And lately, I have sung such a steady little song:

"selling steel chains,
selling steel shields,
titanium shorts and leather armors.

selling steel chains,
selling steel shields,
titanium shorts and leather armors."

For wealthy and experienced I want to be,
Oh, and I am not bot so pm me!

:)


And one more:

Oh the thrill!
that comes after the Orc I've just killed...
But not merely this,
that brings a moment of bliss,
no, its what now lies on the ground;
falling with a distinct sound.
A bag so neat
resting still near my feet.
Oh, the wonder of what's inside!
Slowly, my hands to its opening glide.
A pause, a thought, "Oh, could there be what I seek?"
Looking inside I carefully peek...
Doubt crosses my mind, "Oh, it can't be so.."
Yet just then, mine eyes tell me just what I want to know:
The unmistakeable oval shape, the shimmering green tone
For this lucky Orc once held a Serpent Stone.

:)

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 06:20 PM

There once was a guy that was fighting in the kilaran field,
He forget he had his rosto in inv that he didnt had to wield.
He got killed and lost the brick,
He knew, it was not very slick.

The second rosto was even dummer,
wearing a NMT on no grief day is a bummer!
After that day there was a no drop day,
he forgot to put the rosto away.....

Harvesting afkish on c2 silly,
Still he started to harvest tiger lilly.
Had the 3dr rosto in inventory,
met leonard and you get the story..

You cant blame him to loose his 4th,
in thelinor he met the PK god.
He was killed very keen,
the murderer was never seen.

The 5th one was soon after that kill,
he walked from hell on a mine hill.
Im such a jerk,
never had to take the ONE perk

The 6th rosto was really worse,
beginning to start to think of a curse.
He was killed by a yeti,
cause he really liked that girl betty.

The next day again playing Eternal lands,
the guy drunk beer, on every woman two hands.
He even drinks beer during invasion,
after losing 7 rostos he went to the play station...

Two days later he came back to fight,
After loosing the 8th rostogol he saw the light!
Sold his beloved jagged sabor,
he is now one of the best with tailor.

Also mixing can go bad,
Eating too mushrooms got the lad.
his 9th rosto was a fact,
time to talk to death to make a pact.

9 rostos is really the max,
Now Radu can pay his tax.
last thing is `killme yes`
even that didnt work, what a mess

He doesnt lose his rostogol when he wants,
now he is wandering happy trough the lands.
Looking Joker till heS found,
and helping newbies all around.



Bins

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 05:16 AM

Not much of a lyric here but here it goes :


Eternal Lands is that damn game named

And the girl is Immortelle

Not much she wanted to do

But a rank to get through

But they forgot to mention her

There was this place quite dangerous

And only a picture was to be made

With this hydro ore close to her.....

[end of part 1 :devlish: ]

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Posted 21 August 2010 - 11:29 PM

It happened today that I was mixing at Raven, and Dreamyn noticed that I was the author/owner of Rraisa. She wanted to show some appreciation, so we shared a bottle of wine, and I proposed her to deliver a toast... and here are the results:

Dreamyn clears her throat.

Dreamyn: Rraisa darling thanks so much
Dreamyn: For giving me info on so much stuff!
Dreamyn: I'm buying this and selling that,
Dreamyn: Rraisa tell me where the best deal's at!

Dreamyn downs a drink!

Ah, poetry! :)

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Posted 23 August 2010 - 01:13 AM

Marketing:
Into the wild strode the warrior bold,
Sword in hand, as the bards' foretold,
But they neglected to sing
Of his tiny dingaling
Or the fact he was suffering from a cold.

Business:
Into the wild strode the warrior bold,
Sword in hand, as the bards' foretold,
Til he found, lucky him,
Rent-a-sword Jim,
And loaned his serp out for a mere 10 gold.

Tactics:
Into the wild strode the warrior new,
All in leather, with his fearless retinue,
Whence upon a dragon they came,
He drank speed hax, which seemed lame,
Til he told his servants: "I just have to outrun YOU"

Surprise:
Into the wild strode the warrior grim,
His armour shining, his vorpal blade slim,
Silent he tred,
Then was suddenly dead,
As the trolls sniggered and said "saw him coming a bloody mile off"

EDIT:

OLDSKOOL:
Into Grahms Village strode a mighty mage,
His robes adorned with hemlock and sage,
Around the carts he did look,
But was so out of luck,
Coz Raven had moved (by heck he's showing his age!).

Edited by Pyewacket, 23 August 2010 - 01:34 AM.





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