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#61 ElvishPresley

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 08:19 PM

A bag jumping numpty from YARR,
Spied a little tan bag from afar,
He jumped on in a flash,
Expecting armour or cash,
But all he got was a racoon hat,
HarHar!

#62 ElvishPresley

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 08:50 PM

An evil attack god named Mortos,
Had the hots for a beautiful tortoise,
As he poked at her shell,
He said we'll both go to hell,
Thank heavens that no one has caught us.

#63 OlenTheRed

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 04:07 AM

There once was a man with much power, he read pm's every hour
Helpful at first, but took a turn for the worst
Envy and rage brought the beast from the cage
Perched on his throne he sits all alone
Questioning the perk to his power

#64 starscreamer

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 08:37 PM

A flea and a fly in a flue, Were trapped and knew not what to do, 'Let us flee', said the fly, 'Let us fly', said the flea, So they flew through a flaw in the flue.




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