Things That Make You Love Bill Gates...

[swisstest]

Hmm, aparently as long as you don't have people look at pictures on their computer this isn't a problem... I don't know anyone who looks at pictures on their computer do you???

 

CNet News Story

 

Makes me want to curl up tight with the penguin at night...

~E.S.

[Placid]

Thank f*ck for linux.....

 

Get your lazy arses of your chairs, buy a linux cd, install it, rarely be insecure again....

[chatterbug89]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE HORROR! DID I REALY HAVE TO SEE THIS BEFROE GOING TO SCHOOL! I WILL HAVE NIGHT MARES N MY DAY DREAMS AT SCHOOL!

 

The Alllmighty Peguin of Slackware is NOT happy!

 

Bill Gates scares us...my peguin and I......

Edited October 28, 2004 by chatterbug89

[fred_penner]

This is cute:

Microsoft does not consider this a high risk to customers...

I guess that's why images are, by default, not displayed in HTML emails in the latest upgrade of Outlook Express. They're not worried. Next year they'll be pitching their new and improved Internet Explorer, now all text based! Whee!

[Placid]

In ten years, microsoft are planning to only allow Microsoft Certified Websites to be viewed on windows.....

 

 

Dont ask me where i heard it....its a secret.

[fred_penner]

In ten years, microsoft are planning to only allow Microsoft Certified Websites to be viewed on windows.....

 

 

Dont ask me where i heard it....its a secret.

You're an MS plant here to monitor EL, aren't you!?

 

They're everywhere!

 

Soon MS will ride in and take over the game, secretly implanting subliminal messages in the animation that will make users chuck their Linux boxes and start using leagally registered and activated copies of Windows XP.

 

Just watch... the first steps will look like good things: like MSN IM incorporated into the game... then only MSN IMs are allowed - no more PMs...

 

then anti-MS comments will "dissappear" from the forums...

 

then certain Linux users will "move on to other games" and never be heard from again...

 

It's started.

It's started.

 

 

 

This Hallowe'en horror story brought to you by The King of Harvesting. Butcher an innocent pumpkin today!

[Placid]

shit.

[fred_penner]

shit.

I KNEW IT!! BASTARD!!

 

Somebody get me my pitchfork and bring a torch! Let's get him!

[Placid]

oh god no.

 

He offered me sweets and a cheap version of win xp, you cant blame me!?!....

Edited October 28, 2004 by Placid

[Guest Anchesenamon]

I am using Linux. I have no idea how does it works as a system or something - I can't install stuff on it, all I can do is log in and run kde. :lol: but I see it never crashes and I can do on my account what I want and never get a virus. I think if someone can't underestand linux he may always pay someone to install it and configure so it will be nice. like mine is. :lol:

[fred_penner]

He offered me sweets

I laughed my ass off when I read that....

 

SWEETS!

[chatterbug89]

leagally registered and activated copies of Windows XP.

Leaglally?! You gotta be kidding me!

 

LOL...j/k

 

 

Anyways, Linux isen't goign to die...ever. You guys are going way over board...LOL. You are scaring the Almmighty peguin of Slackware <_<

 

Oh, for the person who uses KDE and probaly dosen't even use Console....Read Up!!!!! LOL.

 

Remember...Slackware is the best

[Placid]

He offered me sweets

I laughed my ass off when I read that....

 

SWEETS!

lol, im a sucker for candy/sweets (im being pc you know...)