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[goatsgomoo]

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*7:42PM* <Waxx> "WWII for the 1337"

*7:42PM* <Waxx> Hitler is talking to these people

*7:42PM* <Waxx> and he's like

*7:43PM* <Waxx> "ph34r, i r 1337"

*7:43PM* <Waxx> and they are all like, "omgz k"

*7:43PM* <Waxx> thus, hitler rises to power in germany

*7:43PM* <Waxx> now

*7:43PM* <Waxx> the british and french are like "wtf"

*7:43PM* <Waxx> so they talk to him

*7:43PM* <Waxx> and they're like "d00d wtf r u doing"

*7:43PM* <Waxx> now

*7:44PM* <Waxx> well

*7:44PM* <Waxx> we'll skip in the middle

*7:44PM* <Waxx> September 1st, 1939

*7:44PM* <Waxx> Hitler invades poland

*7:44PM* <Waxx> the polish are like "omg wtf"

*7:44PM* <Waxx> and the germans are like "ph34r"

*7:44PM* <Waxx> polish are like "wtf no"

*7:44PM* <Waxx> and then the germans pwn them all

*7:44PM* <Waxx> poland falls to the germans

*7:45PM* <Waxx> next they march through belgium to go around the maginot line

*7:45PM* <Waxx> the french thought they were 1337 with that maginot line, but they were just n00bs

*7:45PM* <Waxx> anyhow

*7:45PM* <Waxx> with hitler marching through neutral belgium, the british are like "omg wtf"

*7:45PM* <Waxx> eventually, hitler gets through poland and attacks france, bypassing the maginot line

*7:45PM* <Waxx> the french are like "omg h4x"

*7:46PM* <Waxx> and the germans are, again, like "ph34r"

*7:46PM* <Waxx> France falls

*7:46PM* <Waxx> Britain now becomes involved in active combat against the germans

*7:46PM* <Waxx> now, there are about 300,000 british and french soldiers on the beaches of dunkirk

*7:47PM* <Waxx> and the germans are coming, they're all like "omgz pwn"

*7:47PM* <Waxx> and winston churchill says "n00bs, no"

*7:47PM* <Waxx> then all the british begin h4xing

*7:47PM* <Waxx> most of those 300,000 men are rescued and pwn another day

*7:47PM* <Waxx> things quiet down for a bit

*7:48PM* <Waxx> anyway

*7:48PM* <Waxx> things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia

*7:48PM* <Waxx> so, he does

*7:48PM* <Waxx> the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"

*7:48PM* <Waxx> and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"

*7:48PM* <Waxx> the russians fall back, all the way to moscow

*7:48PM* <Waxx> and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter

*7:49PM* <Waxx> the germans are like "wtf, h4x"

*7:49PM* <Waxx> now, the russians are like "omgz pwn"

*7:49PM* <Waxx> and so, the russians begin pushing the germans out of the soviet union

*7:49PM* <Waxx> so there you have it in europe

*7:49PM* <Waxx> but what's happening in the pacific?

*7:50PM* <Waxx> now

*7:50PM* <Waxx> japanese relations with the US had been deteriorating

*7:50PM* <Waxx> in fact, the japanese bought scrap metal off us up until a few days before pearl harbor

*7:50PM* <Waxx> the US was just like "omgz k"

*7:51PM* <Waxx> and the japs were like "thx"

*7:51PM* <Waxx> suddenly, on december 7th, the japanese attack pearl harbor, hawaii

*7:51PM* <Waxx> the americans are like "WTF"

*7:51PM* <Waxx> and the japanese, like their german allies, are all "omgz ph34r"

*7:51PM* <Waxx> seeing as the US had not developed proper h4x yet, they were unable to repel the onslaught

*7:52PM* <Waxx> roosevelt orders immediate h4xing, and war is declared upon the empire of japan

*7:52PM* <Waxx> the japanese were very 1337

*7:52PM* <Waxx> they really knew how to h4x0rz

*7:53PM* <Waxx> so the us suffered a string of defeats

*7:53PM* <Waxx> until an obscure island known as midway becomes a very pivotal point on the map

*7:53PM* <Waxx> the japanese sent out a 1337 battle fleet to take and occupy midway

*7:54PM* <Waxx> the americans, now becoming fluent in their h4xing abilities, managed to h4x the japanese code

*7:54PM* <Waxx> and learned of the plot

*7:54PM* <Waxx> so they sent out some h4xing vessels...er..i mean aircraft carriers, destroyers, and one or two submarines to deal with the japanese threat

*7:54PM* <Waxx> the japanese began their attack on midway

*7:55PM* <Waxx> they immediately were like "WTF are these planez0rz and shipz0rz doing here?"

*7:55PM* <Waxx> the americans are now like "omgz pwn"

*7:55PM* <Waxx> they now had the h4x with them, and sunkz0rz four front line japanese aircraft carriers, a major defeat for the japanese

*7:56PM* <Waxx> from this point on, the japanese would be playing a defensive battle for the rest of the war

*7:56PM* <Waxx> now, back to europe

*7:56PM* <Waxx> the year is now 1944

*7:56PM* <Waxx> the US 8th air force has been pwning the german industry by the air for some time now

*7:56PM* <Waxx> the british have been pwning them at night

*7:57PM* <Waxx> eisenhower the 1337 feels that it is time to stage the attack on fortress europe

*7:57PM* <Waxx> and thus, on june 6, 1944, operation overlord commenced

*7:58PM* <Waxx> the germans were like "wtf r they doing here", because we had h4xed them into believing the landing sites would be at calaise, far from the actual landing zones

*7:58PM* <Waxx> still, they put up a very 1337 fight

*7:58PM* <Waxx> rommel had wanted to use his 1337 panzer divisions to drive the allies into the sea

*7:58PM* <Waxx> but hitler was like "Wtf n00b, no, stfu"

*7:59PM* <Waxx> because of this, the allies were able to establish a beachhead and begin landing their massive amounts of war materiel

*7:59PM* <Waxx> after the beaches, facing the allies were many large bushes called bocage

*7:59PM* <Waxx> crisscrossing the french countryside

*8:00PM* <Waxx> the germans camped in them, waiting to pwn anyone who dared to go through

*8:00PM* <Waxx> this posed a severe problem for the allies

*8:00PM* <Waxx> some ingenious engineers, however, devised a contraption that, when fitted to the hull of a tank, could cut through the dense bocage

*8:01PM* <Waxx> when the germans first encountered vehicles with these contraptions, they were like "omgz wtf, h4x0rz"

*8:01PM* <Waxx> the americans were like "omgz pwn"

*8:01PM* <Waxx> though the fight was still tough, and many allied tanks and men were lost

*8:02PM* <Waxx> but the germans would not be lasting much longer

*8:02PM* <Waxx> with 1337 allied air cover now completely pwning the skies, they could now concentrate on close air support

*8:02PM* <Waxx> the germans now got to experience this on the receiving end

*8:02PM* <Waxx> needless to say, they were all going "omg wtf"

*8:03PM* <Waxx> with the russians having pushed the germans completely out of their homeland, the end was near for the third reich

*8:03PM* <Waxx> soon the allies reached the rhine river

*8:03PM* <Waxx> the germans, crafty as ever, blew up all the bridges across

*8:03PM* <Waxx> except one

*8:03PM* <Waxx> then some 1337 allies in some jeepz0rz ran across it

*8:03PM* <Waxx> the germans were like "OMGZ H4X"

*8:04PM* <Waxx> the allies had entered germany itself

*8:04PM* <Waxx> much fighting ensued, and eventually they reached berlin after much pwnage being dealt from both sides

*8:04PM* <Waxx> the russians, vengeful as ever, were allowed to enter berlin first

*8:04PM* <Waxx> where they proceeded to pwn everything, no matter what in hell it was

*8:05PM* <Waxx> hitler comes to his senses and goes "wtf..."

*8:05PM* <Waxx> he and his mistress commit suicide in an underground bunker deep in germany

*8:05PM* <Waxx> the war in europe is over.

*8:06PM* <Waxx> meanwhile in the pacific.....

*8:06PM* <Waxx> with the americans having dealt a major blow to the japanese at midway, they press their luck further

*8:06PM* <Waxx> they begin pwning islands

*8:06PM* <Waxx> island after island falls

*8:06PM* <Waxx> iwo jima falls

*8:06PM* <Waxx> okinawa falls

*8:07PM* <Waxx> not wanting to risk the insanely high casualty rate of an invasion of japan, the president decides to drop two atomic bombs

*8:07PM* <Waxx> the japanese surrender

*8:07PM* <Waxx> world war two is over

*8:07PM* <Waxx> everyone goes home and gets laid

*8:07PM* <Waxx> the end

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