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spoon fork knife or... spork

which one?  

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  1. 1. which one?

    • spoon
      2
    • fork
      5
    • knife
      2
    • spork
      9
    • spife??? <--- ?
      12
    • --E
      12
    • --O
      1
    • ==#
      2


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its all about the

--E

babie!!! woot love that

--E

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..why is this in roleplaying??? hmm

*starts roleplaying*

 

Surprised, 007 quickly turned around and shot ShadowCircuit, saving Queen Ember and restoring all hope to everyone everywhere.

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Unbeknownst to 007, RakThul was hiding in the background, pretending to be a chair. *cue spiffy music*

 

RakThul leaps from his hiding place, bounds off 3 different walls and clubs 007 in the back of the head with his spork, knocking the hero unconcious! *cue dangerous music*

 

RakThul then grabs Queen Ember and takes her to Isla Prima, forcing her to heal every single Ant that appears! :twisted:

 

MUUUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ :twisted:

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Using the power of the all mighty --E Queen Ember manages to hypnotize Ant_3.**cue the hero’s big fight music**

 

Ant_3: RakThul I challenge you to a dual

 

Ant_3 pulls out his Spork and lunges at RakThul.

Queen Embers sees her only hope at escaping and makes a dash for the docks. With hope that Ant_3 can stall the mysterious RakThul long enof…*fade to black*

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007 wakes up and hears a Metallica song in the distance. He beams up and rushes to the docks, meeting up with the Queen and hurrying by her side to her throne in White Stone City.

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*picks up his graceful 3-~- and goes enjoying a sumptuous fruit buffet in style at Joker's hide-out*

 

Ow btw my dear sir Joker, Queen Ember says hi!

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Relaxes in style on her throne in White Stone City...thanking 007 for his daring rescue…

Hiding her priceless --E under her throne for safe keeping…

Ponders if Ant_3 faired well in his fight…

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Suddenly, QueenEmber's thoughts are shattered by screams of panic and despair....the Queens chamber doors burst open, leaving QueenEmber buried in a pile of splinters. When the Queen looks up, she gazes in horror at the site. It is RakThul, a Two-edged Thermal Titanium sword in one hand (on loan from Entropy!) and Ant_3's head in the other! The aura of magic is still visible around RakThul and his eyes burn with a dark, cold fire! *cue cheesy "Fright Night" scary music*

 

RakThul says not one word, only walks over to the Queen, tossing Ant_3's head onto the bed...

 

"I will have that --E...and your soul" RakThul booms with a toothy grin...

 

RakThul then points his sword at the window and shouts "BURST"!!!

 

The whole side of QueenEmber's bedroom erupts into a fiery ball of glass shards, wood splinters and rubble. Looking sheepishly at his sword, RakThul ponders "GEEZ, Ent didn't say it was THAT strong"!!! RakThul then grabs the precious --E and throws QueenEmber over his shoulder, determined to make QueenEmber a minion of his master's (Cicero's) guild, DOOM, and eternal slave to him....*Insert Megadeth music, loudly*

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Is in shock from the first blast from RakThul's sword, splinters bloodies her hands as she struggles in RakThuls grasp. "Help!!!" her screams are muffled into his shoulder. With hope that she would have a better chance of escaping she goes limp pretending to faint…

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[fijne popup 0.0 Achja...]

 

Hehe, you gotta admit, Dutch sites pwn yoo 0.0

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un benounced to RakThul Aerowind casually comes into the scene and tosses Rak a spork and pulls out another one

 

"Dig in" Aerowind excitedly says as he pulls out 2 boxes of cake and a bucket of ice cream

 

"now the great cause of a spork for now is very easily put by wut i just pulled out" Aerowind casually explained "See now imagine how difficult it would be if i had to bring a spoon and a fork."

 

As Aerowind and RakThul start to enjoy the cake and ice cream the scene fades out

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*rakthul aspldoes from ice cream*

 

Taking advantage of the fact that Spock can't spell, RakThul quickly loses his Aerowind disguise and steps over the remains of the original Aerowind, being careful not to slip on the blood and ice cream. RakThul then pulls out his super-duper uber tough Ice Maul and knocks Spock back into the Next Generation, where he makes several appearances and lives a rather dismal life because he lost his ears! :shock: *cue sappy, stupid, heartbreaking music*

 

RakThul then tries to figure out where the hell he is and why the hell he is eating ice cream there...all the while keeping an eye out for the elusive QueenEmber and the eternal --E. Irritated, RakThul destroys the entire scene in which he was just in and brings himself back to the original scene with him carrying QueenEmber (limply) in his arms, preparing to deliver her to his master, Cicero (wherever the hell he is.... :roll: ) RakThul, eyes ablaze with the need for the eternal --E and his lust for blood, runs through the lands of EL, hoping no one notices him or the lump on his shoulders..... *cue Metallica's "Frantic" song*

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the millions of pieces of Aerowind start to twitch and slowly connect together and it starts to get faster and faster and after a few minutes his bones are reasembled then his organs reasemble and grow then the flesh and nething else i forgot to say returns

 

"ha ha ha! U shall never kill the great Aerowind" takes his spork and eats the cake and ice-cream by himself this time

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007 springs forth from inside the cake and shoots the only undodgeable bullet that has ever and will ever be made ever ever anywhere at aero and aero decides not to mess with Texas.

 

007 slinks away from the taterred remains of aero to get a vaccuum.

 

007 comes back with a vaccuum.

 

007 plugs in a vaccuum.

 

007 pushes a vaccum foreward.

 

007 approaches aero's dust with a vaccuum.

 

007 uses all 5 vaccuums to gather aero's remains, separating him into fifths, and sending each vaccuum to a separate galaxy to be incinerated and mixed with pieces of John Ashcroft.

 

007 smiles.

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somehow I magically reverse time and instead of eating cake i throw it away 2 seconds before u jump out and when u jump out u 'SPLAT' hit the wall

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.........

And Jebus looks on ..........

 

menacingly!

:D

 

 

*cue lame Usher music .... you know the song ... dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo dooo doooo doooo*

:)

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There is a flash of blinding light.

 

The members of the chaotic group look on in wonder, as a leather-clad elf appears before them.

 

"I am the Frukas..." he speaks, opening up his arms. "Gimme all your forkin microphones."

 

 

"Arabians frighten me..." whispers 007 in ecstatic wonder.

 

 

"Hail the rain and slay thy neighbor!" roars the half-orc, grinning evilly in the eastern sunset.

 

 

Twitching in quite an odd manner, the Frukas questions, "That wasn't random."

 

 

Bob appears with his Sten 446 Carbine B.A.R. crossbreed sheepzooka and blasts the world to Eternity Lands.

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Jebus still sits amongst the chaos ...

 

menacingly!

 

*welcome to the jungle begins playing in the distance as the scene pulls and fades out*

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realizes she was totaly forgoten, that her plan had worked... she quickly makes her way through the remaining ruble avoiding making any and all sounds

 

*fade to black*

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