Moutos Report post Posted January 19, 2011 Confucius says: Man behind car, gets exhausted! Confucius says: War does not decide who is right, but who is left. Confucius says: Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius says: He who plays with self, pulls boner. Confucius says: Man trapped in brothel get jerked around. Confucius says: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. Confucius says: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father. Confucius says: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner. Confucius says: Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands. Confucius says: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. Confucius says: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed. (I can take this off if anybody gets offended) Confucius says: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Confucius says: Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. Confucius says: Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser. Confucius says: Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Confucius says: Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff. Confucius says: Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Confucius says: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. Confucius says: Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eagleprince Report post Posted January 19, 2011 Confucius says: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner. Confucius says: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. Confucius says: Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser. I think those three are hilarious, although the second one made me wince! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moutos Report post Posted January 19, 2011 lmao, yeah =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
