Phax Report post Posted March 9, 2011 what i do to join?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted March 9, 2011 Use the Force. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aislinn Report post Posted March 11, 2011 I thought there was going to be a Joke of the Day now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forgiven Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted March 11, 2011 The wife was having a go at me. "Life's just one big joke to you isn't it." "I don't know what you mean. Sit down love and let's talk about it." That's when I pulled her chair away. - Also bad times for Japan :< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted March 13, 2011 My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute. I like this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forgiven Report post Posted March 13, 2011 Should start a daily humor thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hussam Report post Posted March 13, 2011 My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute. I like this! It's funny because it's true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted March 13, 2011 Should start a daily humor thread I'll get bored of/forget to do this soon... Also shows people the mega fun they could have in Hc if I ever played :S Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted March 17, 2011 My mate was telling me that there's rumours flying around that I secretly download dated, manufactured British pop. That's Hear'say, Pure and Simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted March 18, 2011 Was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted March 29, 2011 An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?" "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted March 31, 2011 lol <3 u Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted April 1, 2011 <3 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sometimes, life throws you a curve ball and you just don't know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted April 5, 2011 Ahaha, so true: Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hussam Report post Posted April 5, 2011 Ahaha, so true: Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C ^^ Hehe. PS. I was sad when a few days had passed and you hadn't posted a new joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) Ha, I have to find ones that aren't too rude to post here I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation. Edited April 5, 2011 by Zaer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted April 8, 2011 A guy comes to a bar and throws $100 on the counter "Give me something strong, I just got to know my dad is gay". A week later, the very same guy comes to the very same bar. Throws $100 and says "Give me something strong I just got to know my bro is gay". A week later, ther very same guy comes to the very same bar. Throws $100 and the barman says "Is there anybody in your family that does it with women?" "Yes, my wife. Just got to know." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted April 8, 2011 I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on 'Your Account'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted April 11, 2011 This one makes me laugh every time: I put some body spray on last night, but I only managed to pull Anne Robinson. It must have been the weakest Lynx. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted April 13, 2011 Ack-Ack. I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted May 21, 2011 People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow. Hc is still recruit :> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted May 21, 2011 You've been inactive for way too long. I captured all your recruits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaer Report post Posted May 21, 2011 scammer! i demand satisfaction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites