pk maps and rostos explained

[Stormie]

ok this convo took place some months ago but it was so funny i decided to post it

 

 

[21:00:07] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane what does pk map mean

[21:00:50] [McLane @ 7207]: uh?

[21:01:01] [McLane @ 7207]: those questions without a mod posting these messages?

[21:01:06] [stormie @ 7207]: i r n00b..what does pk map mean?

[21:01:15] [McLane @ 7207]: playerkissing map

[21:01:22] [DMan @ 7207]: lol

[21:01:29] [stormie @ 7207]: the why does it say u can die?

[21:01:31] [McLane @ 7207]: i already told you, remember?

[21:01:38] [McLane @ 7207]: you can die of love...

[21:01:46] [McLane @ 7207]: never heard about that? available in RL, too

[21:01:50] [stormie @ 7207]: ohhh yeh i remember

[21:03:00] [McLane @ 7207]: and if two player really like each other, they meet on those maps and one starts "hitting" on the other

[21:03:20] [McLane @ 7207]: normally the other one replies the hits

[21:03:28] [stormie @ 7207]: but i never been 'hit' on and i do hydro runs

[21:03:36] [McLane @ 7207]: the more one loves the other, the harder s/he hits

[21:03:49] [stormie @ 7207]: *feels unloved, neglected and rejected*

[21:04:01] [McLane @ 7207]: and what we call an orgasm in RL is called "going to underworl" in EL

[21:04:10] [DMan @ 7207]: lots of people must really love me then

[21:04:13] [McLane @ 7207]: and that's where EL lacks reality, only one has the pleasure

[21:04:14] [stormie @ 7207]: *chokes on coffee*

[21:04:20] [DMan @ 7207]: lmfao

[21:04:55] [McLane @ 7207]: but it's easier to meet people for an orgy here, only here it's called "to multi" (nice expression to take over to RL btw)

[21:05:08] [DMan @ 7207]: rofl

[21:05:20] [McLane @ 7207]: and those maps where you can "multi" are called (who would have guessed) "multicombat"

[21:05:27] [McLane @ 7207]: why combat in it you ask?

[21:05:47] [McLane @ 7207]: they fight on who is last and doesn't have "the pleasure"

[21:05:47] [stormie @ 7207]: *bites tongue*

[21:06:13] [stormie @ 7207]: awwww poor person left out

[21:06:27] [DMan @ 7207]: lmfao, that's very well put McLane

[21:07:12] [McLane @ 7207]: not really

[21:07:34] [McLane @ 7207]: the person left out can go "training on a monster" (called masturbation in RL)

[21:07:43] [DMan @ 7207]: roflmfao

[21:07:44] [stormie @ 7207]: i dont wanna be the one who doesnt 'have the pleasure'!

[21:08:00] [stormie @ 7207]: roflmao

[21:08:13] [McLane @ 7207]: and tantra is a really big issue in EL cause most people "training" don't wanna "have the pleasure"

[21:08:50] [stormie @ 7207]: maybe they should try reciting spells

[21:08:54] [DMan @ 7207]: lol

[21:09:08] [McLane @ 7207]: but there are always some unexperienced ones who can't wait for it

[21:09:24] [stormie @ 7207]: typical male :S

[21:09:55] [McLane @ 7207]: oh and another thing: when going to underworld (reminder: orgasm in RL) you lose stuff (calories in RL)

[21:10:10] [McLane @ 7207]: some people lose some nice stuff (in RL that's the males)

[21:10:10] [DMan @ 7207]: LOL

[21:10:23] [McLane @ 7207]: and what you call "condom" in RL is called "Rostogol Stone" in EL

[21:10:25] [stormie @ 7207]: oooooo i need to lose calories!

[21:10:37] [McLane @ 7207]: but the Rostogol Stones are much, much more expensive

[21:10:44] [stormie @ 7207]: roflmfao

[21:11:03] [McLane @ 7207]: which is a shame actually... although the EL commercials for them in channel 3 are almost as good as the ones for condom on comedy central

[21:11:20] [DMan @ 7207]: ROFL!!!!!!!

[21:11:35] [stormie @ 7207]: *g* go sugar pie!

[21:11:43] [McLane @ 7207]: anyway, if you have any more questions, ask your parents and/or local apothecary

[21:11:54] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane!!!!!!!!

[21:11:58] [McLane @ 7207]: uh?

[21:12:02] [stormie @ 7207]: whats a condom?

[21:12:38] [McLane @ 7207]: i'm neither one of your parents nor an apothecary; but did you ever hear about a "hotline"?

[21:12:56] [stormie @ 7207]: *shakes head*

[21:13:09] [McLane @ 7207]: in RL you use the "phone" to call someone for help, there are special ones for teenager questions

[21:13:26] [McLane @ 7207]: these "phones" connect you to people who will explain you all that stuff

[21:13:34] [stormie @ 7207]: but mclane i need to know what a condom is now!

[21:13:40] [McLane @ 7207]: in EL we've a similar thing, it's called "Moderation Team"

[21:14:02] [stormie @ 7207]: oooo i know a moderator shall i ask thery or soldus?

[21:14:07] [McLane @ 7207]: to call them simply type "#help_me " and then your question... they will call you back shortly

[21:14:07] [DMan @ 7207]: i'll show, ermmm.... tell you what it is

[21:14:34] [McLane @ 7207]: ok, DMan can show you but i've to warn you

[21:14:43] [McLane @ 7207]: there are two ways this can end in

[21:15:07] [stormie @ 7207]: *looks innocent*

[21:15:15] [McLane @ 7207]: either you LIKE it or you think it's disgusting

[21:15:38] [stormie @ 7207]: why is a condom disgusting?

[21:15:46] [McLane @ 7207]: DMan will show you

[21:15:49] [DMan @ 7207]: :>

[21:16:07] [stormie @ 7207]: Dman why is a condom disgusting?

[21:16:37] [McLane @ 7207]: actually it isn't

[21:16:47] [McLane @ 7207]: but some people (mostly women) think it is

[21:16:50] [DMan @ 7207]: i don't think they are necessarily disgusting, just not very comfortable

[21:16:56] [McLane @ 7207]: but it's very important to know it and how to use it

[21:17:14] [stormie @ 7207]: so i need the 'pointy finger'?

[21:17:47] [DMan @ 7207]: use with

[21:18:04] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane said USE not use WITH

[21:18:48] [McLane @ 7207]: depends on your stage in tantra, if you're single or not, how old/mature and how excited you are

[21:18:50] [DMan @ 7207]: well you need to use the condom on somethin

[21:19:08] [stormie @ 7207]: what do u use it on tho? i r confused!

[21:19:12] [DMan @ 7207]: or *with somethin* L:P

[21:19:31] [McLane @ 7207]: *imagines how stormie is laughing out loud*

[21:19:48] [stormie @ 7207]: <--- is crying

[21:19:50] [McLane @ 7207]: i will regret this chatlog the moment i've to tell my children about this stuff

[21:19:55] [DMan @ 7207]: lmfao! me too

[21:20:03] [DMan @ 7207]: lol

[21:20:22] [stormie @ 7207]: so mclane..........

[21:20:31] [McLane @ 7207]: ok

[21:20:32] [stormie @ 7207]: can u give me free st00f

[21:21:16] [McLane @ 7207]: maybe

[21:21:43] [McLane @ 7207]: thee who ask for free stuff have to help as they request for help

[21:21:43] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane why am i being told i need to wear leather to go on a players kissing map?

[21:22:10] [McLane @ 7207]: that's called a fetish; you won't need to know about that until you feel the urge to wear it

[21:22:17] [DMan @ 7207]: LOL

[21:22:21] [stormie @ 7207]: whats a fetish?

[21:22:35] [DMan @ 7207]: i knew you were gonna ask that ROFL!!!!!

[21:22:48] [McLane @ 7207]: a special preference on how to "face" each other on a pk map

[21:22:52] [DMan @ 7207]: *takes out whip* here i'll show ya :S

[21:23:12] [McLane @ 7207]: yep, that's a fetish, too... a very special one, called S&M;

[21:23:15] [stormie @ 7207]: mclane why does dman want to whip me?

[21:23:21] [DMan @ 7207]: rofl

[21:23:35] [DMan @ 7207]: you may like it :>

[21:23:44] [stormie @ 7207]: but it hurts!

[21:23:48] [McLane @ 7207]: there's a joke about it: masochist to sadist: torture me!; sadist responds: NO!

[21:24:15] [stormie @ 7207]: why does dman wanna hurt me? *cries*

[21:24:17] [DMan @ 7207]: lol

[21:24:34] [McLane @ 7207]: depending on the genetical evolution some people fancy to mix the nice feeling of kissing on a pk map with hurting each other

[21:25:08] [McLane @ 7207]: the purpose is to increase the intensity of the nice feelings they get by kissing with it

[21:25:09] [stormie @ 7207]: i dont want it to hurt!

[21:25:23] [DMan @ 7207]: ok ok *takes out feathers*

[21:25:28] [stormie @ 7207]: how can it be nice if it hurts?

[21:25:35] [McLane @ 7207]: that's another nice way to increase those feelings

[21:25:45] [McLane @ 7207]: some people like to be hurt physically

[21:25:51] [stormie @ 7207]: and round about now our ferny is choking

[21:26:07] [McLane @ 7207]: you don't have to understand it neither do you have to like it; but you've to accept that there are people who like it

[21:26:09] [stormie @ 7207]: i think that sux!

[21:26:53] [McLane @ 7207]: the most important thing about a pk map is to find out how the other one likes to be sent to underworld

[21:27:05] [DMan @ 7207]: exactly

[21:27:12] [Ferny @ 7207]: choking? no. Just interested in hearing it explained differently

[21:27:18] [DMan @ 7207]: LOL

[21:27:25] [McLane @ 7207]: there are several other things we haven'T talked about yet but you now know enough to start yourself; and to find out those other things on your own

[21:27:34] [stormie @ 7207]: ohhh but what if they prefer to 'train'?

[21:27:38] [McLane @ 7207]: since when are you here, ferny?

[21:27:46] [stormie @ 7207]: hours ago

[21:27:56] [Ferny @ 7207]: all the time McLane

[21:27:59] [McLane @ 7207]: /me is amazed he didn't have a type into local chat yet (sitting in srm sto and pretty full here)

[21:28:08] [DMan @ 7207]: *waves to Ferny*

[21:28:18] [Ferny @ 7207]: *waves back*

[21:28:18] [stormie @ 7207]: that would be hysterical mclane

[21:28:23] [McLane @ 7207]: lol, i hoope you enjoyed the show

[21:28:43] [stormie @ 7207]: our ferny has a FAB sense of humour

[21:28:53] [Ferny @ 7207]: mmhmm had never thought of S&M in those terms b4.

[larrystorch]

OMG that is great. Demented, sad and true, but great

[cho-yun]

:P

 

That was a good funny read

[Avalone]

Very Funny! ^^

PlayerKissing Map

[Dushan]

That really made me laugh

[Headbangster]

OMG! its really sad yes, but i laughed!

[Matty27]

Couldn't help laughing my arse off when I read this - especially:

[21:19:50] [McLane @ 7207]: i will regret this chatlog the moment i've to tell my children about this stuff

I got 2 sons and have been dreading this since the moment they were born!

[Talixim]

McLane r brilliant

[Astoral]

wow... ;P