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If Chuck Norris played EL

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Ok, so we were goofing off in guild chat and came up with these...

 

  • Chuck Norris can eat on fasting day
  • Chuck Norris makes mother nature mule his iron to storage
  • Chuck Norris doesn't go to invasions, Chuck Norris *is* an invasion
  • Chuck Norris eated Leonard
  • Chuck Norris will meet you at the beam, and kill you again
  • Chuck Norris killed Scotty
  • Chuck Norris can kill the Unicorn
  • Chuck Norris uses radon pouches to carry his gold
  • Chuck Norris makes Scotty beam him where he wants to go

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If CN visited EL and tries his roundkick, we will have rollback again.

 

*correction: from that time we don't have to use the #save command, because CN will bring his friend Bruce Willis, who will save everything.

 

... and here comes our old guild logo (to stay with topic):

 

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Edited by csiga

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Chuck Norris has an OA above 172.

 

When Chuck Norris eats toadstools, the people around him get poisoned.

 

Chuck Norris did pvp with someone. The whole guild went to underworld at once.

 

When Chuck Norris trained ranging on C1, critters on C2 were dying.

 

Chuck Norris has no spells in his quickbar. He's never cast restore.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't train a/d anymore. The dragons were dying too fast.

 

Chuck Norris can harvest hydro. From C1.

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If Chuck Norris played EL, he would have 20hp, 4 p/c/r/i, give pr0 exp and always wear full dragon, nmt and thermal serp w/o rosto....

 

Too bad noone can beat him :s

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chucknorrisua0.th.jpg

 

Enough said.

of course ! he faked his stats to attract more pkers ! he is the white dragon in bunny fur ...

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If chuck norris played el, he would be the new ranger god

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- Chuck Norris doesn't research books, he stares them down to get their knowledge.

- Chuck Norris didn't spawn on Isla Prima, IP spawned out of him :D

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If Chuck Norris Played EL he'd be able to walk through KF during NDD and make people lose items

 

If Chuck Norris Played EL the Wraith would get perks / attributes / nexus from him

 

If Chuck Norris played EL he'd be part of some elaborate quest for insta-100/100-a/d

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a pickaxe to harvest ores, he just rips them out of the wall

Chuck Norris doesn't need a positive food level to mix

Actually Chuck Norris has never even used the mix window, he just looks at the ingredients and they mix themselves

Leo doesn't stalk Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stalks Leo. And by stalk I mean Chuck Norris whistles and Leo comes to him with his tail between his legs.

This is the 10th time Entropy has had to create a Tankel. Every time Tankel fails to repair something Chuck Norris kills him

Edited by LevinMage

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nah Chuck Norris's item's never degrade ^^

 

Chuck Norris has never broke his Bronze Sword

Chuck Norris's Thermal Serp does wind damage

Chuck Norri's harms for Infinity

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