ninja2121 Report post Posted April 5, 2004 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killerlamb Report post Posted April 10, 2004 LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mekelo Report post Posted April 24, 2004 That was a nice one... Me next A african pirat with a parot on his shoulder got into a pub and ordered a beer. The innkeeper ask were he got that one. I bought him in africa........................... sad the parot!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jojomama68 Report post Posted April 24, 2004 wow.. thats really offending to me and my race.. i dont really appreciate how you ridicule me like i should be some sort of slave to the rest of the world just cuz i'm african american. shame on you. j/k i'm not black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
