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More stupid EL jokes (vol. IV)

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Just a thread to let me make up rubbish while keeping me on topic in channels.....

 

How does Bob the Gob try to catch fish?

He drowns them!

 

How many Goblins does it take to screw up in a light bulb?

*Munch, munch* Yum! Pop Rocks!!

 

How do you know when a Goblin is eating supper?

He's a' gobblin'.....

 

:)

 

Yah? Let's see you do better!

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How can you tell whether Bob is drunk?

When he's a-wobbling

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since they're supposed to be stupid...

 

One small step for an Orchan,

Is one giant leap for a gnome.

Edited by peeper :)

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How does Bob the Gob try to catch fish?

He drowns them!

 

lol i actually laughed with this one :P

 

The French have a funny idiom, which, when translated literally, means, "to drown the fish". It actually means "to complicate the matter".

 

Oh, and I loved

 

One small step for an Orchan,

Is one giant leap for a gnome.

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A dirty joke..

 

Bob in the mud! Dirty!

 

Dirtier joke.

 

Bob and his family in the mud! Dirtier!

 

Clean joke.

 

Bob and his family taking a bath afterwards.

 

 

Uhhh, yeah. :)

 

-Blee

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I was walking in Portland, and I saw a green guy sitting on the floor with his head between his knees.

 

"Are you a goblin?" I asked.

 

"No," he replied, "I was just feeling a little light headed"

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Must have been sitting on his toad's stool.... :o

 

What do you call an Imp that runs from rabbits?

A W-imp....

 

How about an Imp in a fur coat with golden chains round his neck?

A P-imp!

Edited by Mugwump

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Funnay-Certificate.jpg

 

The itsey bitsey spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and took the spider out. *smacks goblin* that's not nice. hehe

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:( Good ones!!

 

What do you call a Goblin with no arms and no legs floating in Portland Bay?

 

Bob

 

 

 

How many Orcs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

Only two, the hard part is getting them into the light bulb!

 

{Insert: cymbal crash}

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Dunno, this just popped in my mind. Oo

 

 

Some great summoners were discussing who was the greatest summoner with the most vicious creatures.

 

Summoner1: Hah, I can summon an army of Fluffy Rabbits, they'll eat you!

Summoner2: Don't make me laugh, I'll summon two Giants, they'll smash you badly.

Summoner3: Well, not like your Giants could kill my Red Dragon.

 

They continue to argue, when this newbie walks in.

 

Newbie: Dudes, you all suck, yesterday I summoned a Skunk on IP and the newbie channel died.

 

 

-Gohan

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