Mugwump Report post Posted November 9, 2007 Just a thread to let me make up rubbish while keeping me on topic in channels..... How does Bob the Gob try to catch fish? He drowns them! How many Goblins does it take to screw up in a light bulb? *Munch, munch* Yum! Pop Rocks!! How do you know when a Goblin is eating supper? He's a' gobblin'..... Yah? Let's see you do better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabRat Report post Posted November 9, 2007 How can you tell whether Bob is drunk? When he's a-wobbling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peeper :) Report post Posted November 9, 2007 (edited) since they're supposed to be stupid... One small step for an Orchan, Is one giant leap for a gnome. Edited November 9, 2007 by peeper :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hades Report post Posted November 9, 2007 How does Bob the Gob try to catch fish?He drowns them! lol i actually laughed with this one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rasere Report post Posted November 11, 2007 Why does the yeti always try to kill the trainers? he never wins, Yeti always tries again. hint for slow ppl: 2nd yeti = yet he Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
draegox Report post Posted November 24, 2007 How does Bob the Gob try to catch fish?He drowns them! lol i actually laughed with this one The French have a funny idiom, which, when translated literally, means, "to drown the fish". It actually means "to complicate the matter". Oh, and I loved One small step for an Orchan,Is one giant leap for a gnome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy Report post Posted November 25, 2007 Why did Bob cross the road? To kill the n00b. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gohan Report post Posted November 26, 2007 A dirty joke.. Bob in the mud! Dirty! Dirtier joke. Bob and his family in the mud! Dirtier! Clean joke. Bob and his family taking a bath afterwards. Uhhh, yeah. -Blee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sadarar Report post Posted November 26, 2007 I was walking in Portland, and I saw a green guy sitting on the floor with his head between his knees. "Are you a goblin?" I asked. "No," he replied, "I was just feeling a little light headed" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted November 26, 2007 (edited) Must have been sitting on his toad's stool.... What do you call an Imp that runs from rabbits? A W-imp.... How about an Imp in a fur coat with golden chains round his neck? A P-imp! Edited November 26, 2007 by Mugwump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flexus Report post Posted December 10, 2007 How about an Imp in a fur coat with golden chains round his neck? A P-imp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Storm_Shadow Report post Posted January 6, 2008 The itsey bitsey spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and took the spider out. *smacks goblin* that's not nice. hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lyeowar Report post Posted February 4, 2008 "There once was a guy mining iron, Who had an assortment of gear on. He ran from the wall When it started to fall, But then died from a big pouch of radon." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted February 18, 2008 Good ones!! What do you call a Goblin with no arms and no legs floating in Portland Bay? Bob How many Orcs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, the hard part is getting them into the light bulb! {Insert: cymbal crash} Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRealSakura Report post Posted March 16, 2008 How can you tell whether Bob is drunk?When he's a-wobbling LMAO XD I LOL'ed so bad on this one I thought I might throw up LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gohan Report post Posted October 13, 2008 Dunno, this just popped in my mind. Oo Some great summoners were discussing who was the greatest summoner with the most vicious creatures. Summoner1: Hah, I can summon an army of Fluffy Rabbits, they'll eat you! Summoner2: Don't make me laugh, I'll summon two Giants, they'll smash you badly. Summoner3: Well, not like your Giants could kill my Red Dragon. They continue to argue, when this newbie walks in. Newbie: Dudes, you all suck, yesterday I summoned a Skunk on IP and the newbie channel died. -Gohan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites