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If EL were RL.....

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Wait...if el were rl..does that mean radu would be president?? Or...would Bush be teh_g0d?

Radu would be god... scary thoughts... :ph34r:

 

 

your joking ?? nothing is more scary than Bush in charge.. :)

 

 

and if EL was RL people would bitch and refuse to drive there car just because the makers changed the design :icon13:

 

Yeh and if they degrade it the ebul Tankel breaks it. "Oops i ruined your shiny BMW X5"

Edited by Scorpius

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Dragons? At the Drag Strip! :)

 

Hardcore, for shame! That's really softcore!

 

Don't forget, we can sit out the bad news with our legs crossed and not eating for years.... or months, anyway...

Edited by Mugwump

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If EL were RL.....there would be no horses :omg:

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If EL were RL, how'd we do a #help_me request? ^^

 

Oh and imagine harvesting dung!! You'd have to be a mining engineer or something :D

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If EL were RL I would curse cold winters and "You are already wearing an item of similar type" whispers in my head.

 

Scottys would soon be extinct.

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Everybody would spend first minutes of an hour at somebody elses backyard picking vegetables like mad and then throw them away.

 

Tankel would be in the lead of Microsoft.

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If EL was RL, we'd all stink horrendously because we never change or shirts or pants!

 

There'd be these booming voices out of the sky telling you not to leave stuff behind unless you want to lose it (blue spam and db).

 

There'd be some really filthy rich people and a lot of really poor people who don't really have a clue what to do about that -- oh wait, we already have that in RL, don't we?

 

We would also have green men running around, and they wouldn't be from Mars, but from places like PL and they'd all be called Bob!

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We would also have green men running around, and they wouldn't be from Mars, but from places like PL and they'd all be called Bob!

Not everybody from PL is called Bob, some have funny names like "misterbiter" and "mateys" ;)

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If EL were RL.. I'd probably we labled as Satan reincarnate for making animals go mad and summoning monsters to kill people...

 

...and I'd probably be thrown into the psych ward for having an alternate ego called Mortos..

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most people would be up for at least 2-4 days running and sleeping for 2

 

newborns are taller than dwarves if thier not gnome/dwarf

 

most of us will be obese but we'll never tell

 

we'll prop stink from the lack of bath

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If EL was RL: then the next person to tell me "so-and-so/such-and-such bot sells for less" would get a needle in the eye and I'd take out their kneecap with my manu hammer because everywhere is a PK map in RL.

Edited by CelticLady

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If EL were RL, what would AFK be?

 

When your brain oozes out your ears, you are away from cranium. :devlish:

or just sleep. :D

 

If El was RL, you could just call multiple personalties, ALTs :devlish:

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If EL were real life, I'd #suicide over and over for the hell of it xD

if EL were RL, i'd have my pockets full of coal :)

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