Torg Report post Posted August 22, 2007 I'm sure it has been mentioned many times before, but I saw this sig again and I have to comment. and the most tasty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garnoo Report post Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Why do ppl like to eat them? They barely have any meat on them. Skinny lil' gnomes. Dwarves on the other side have lot's of meat and they're more tasy from orchans point of view Edited August 22, 2007 by Garnoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BloodSucker Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Leave the gnomes alone! I won't let you eat me! Even with caramel or ketchup! Forget about gnome-on-a-stick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gohan Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Leave the gnomes alone! I won't let you eat me! Even with caramel or ketchup! Forget about gnome-on-a-stick! What my bro said. Or you'll meet the end of our tiny swords. And believe me they hurt. -Blee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hyperion Report post Posted August 22, 2007 a sword aint gonna stop this guy from eating tasty gnomes when I feel like it. neither are you bleeding never was scared of you never will be! afterall your from belgium! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Why do ppl like to eat them? They barely have any meat on them. Skinny lil' gnomes. Dwarves on the other side have lot's of meat and they're more tasy from orchans point of view Perhaps, but all the hair is just a major turnoff. And shaving a dwarf before cooking him is frankly just too much work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garnoo Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Som1 should make a Poll questioning which is more tasty: Gnome or dwarf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BloodSucker Report post Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) a sword aint gonna stop this guy from eating tasty gnomes when I feel like it. neither are you bleeding never was scared of you never will be! afterall your from belgium! You forgot about something. We can get out of your stomach using our lil' swords Ever wonder how does it feel when lil' alien comes out of you? ;P Like the 8th passenger of Nostromo ;P Edited August 22, 2007 by BloodSucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hyperion Report post Posted August 22, 2007 hmm good point... geuss ill have to improvise and knock you KO before I eat you then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BloodSucker Report post Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) hmm good point... geuss ill have to improvise and knock you KO before I eat you then. Naaaah, It's not easy to hit such lil' nasty creature, running between around your legs ;> Edited August 22, 2007 by BloodSucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creedka Report post Posted August 22, 2007 hmm good point... geuss ill have to improvise and knock you KO before I eat you then. Naaaah, It's not easy to hit such lil' nasty creature, runngin between your legs ;> *tries not to reply* *tries NOT to reply* *runs away laughing histerically* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BloodSucker Report post Posted August 22, 2007 hmm good point... geuss ill have to improvise and knock you KO before I eat you then. Naaaah, It's not easy to hit such lil' nasty creature, runngin between your legs ;> *tries not to reply* *tries NOT to reply* *runs away laughing histerically* >.< I'll get you u u u... u carrot! And try harder next time... !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Why on earth would anyone like to eat gnomes? And anyway, we gnomes are the intellect, we rule the other races. So keep your hairy hands off me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grum Report post Posted August 22, 2007 And anyway, we gnomes are the intellect, we rule the other races. Actually, that would be the mice. But since we don't have those in EL, I guess the rats run Draia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hyperion Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Iirc dreagoni aren't exactly stupid either why does it have to be small things that run everything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gohan Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Big things come out of small packages. -Blee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chosen Report post Posted August 22, 2007 I like to eat gnomes. www.gnomeroast.com ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peeper :) Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Dwarves are just as small and have much more meat, roast them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hyperion Report post Posted August 22, 2007 no ty, way to high alcohol lvl way to much iron and way to much hair in that meat if you ask me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jarld Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Yes true, too much alcohol, iron (or titanium ) and hair on dwarves. And we don't let people eat us anyway Off topic: I noticed Hyperion's signature and remembered Sistema's one... How many princes of Dra Syn are there?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BloodSucker Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Yes true, too much alcohol, iron (or titanium ) and hair on dwarves. And we don't let people eat us anyway Off topic: I noticed Hyperion's signature and remembered Sistema's one... How many princes of Dra Syn are there?! There's "Prince of Dra Syn" and "Royal Prince of Dra Syn" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Visvate Report post Posted August 22, 2007 Sun dried elf ears are almost as good snack as salted gnome fingers ~ -Vis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torg Report post Posted August 22, 2007 You forgot about something. We can get out of your stomach using our lil' swords How you gonna come out when I've chopped you up into little pieces for gnome stew? Why on earth would anyone like to eat gnomes? Ummm... did you miss the first post? Cos they are tasty! You really should try some of my marinated gnome. Firstly, get your gnome and dunk them into a bawwel of ale for 6 months or so. Then, when roast them over an open flame, turning slowly rotisserie style, occasionally sprinkling on some herbs, until crispy brown. Finally, serve beside some simple boiled veggies with a big jug (or 2) of your favourite ale. Notes: Be careful with your flame. You want to roast your gnome gently all the way through, not burn the outside leaving the inside uncooked. Also, be careful not to boil the veggies too much or they will lose their flavour. For information on which herbs go best with gnome, please ask your local alchemist. Sun dried elf ears are almost as good snack as salted gnome fingers ~MMMmmmm.. Haven't tried that one! Sounds nice. *Waaaayy off topic* Off topic: I noticed Hyperion's signature and remembered Sistema's one... How many princes of Dra Syn are there?!Out of interest, they are also brothers. ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boognish Report post Posted August 23, 2007 <-- bite me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShYne Report post Posted August 23, 2007 (edited) gnomes, yummy ^^ They are good deep fried and covered in chocolate Edited August 23, 2007 by XitragupteN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
