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[PM from ThE_CroW: rofl i've played for years]

[PM to ThE_CroW: oh really?]

[PM to ThE_CroW: how many years?]

[PM from ThE_CroW: yes reall i have had many different charcters]

[PM from ThE_CroW: maybe 3]

[PM from ThE_CroW: years]

[PM to ThE_CroW: yes i play 3 years too]

[PM to ThE_CroW: what was your biggest character's a/d?]

[PM from ThE_CroW: MY A/D WAS 95/108]

[PM to ThE_CroW: oh really?what a/d for fluffs?]

 

[PM from ThE_CroW: i dnt look at all that shit but somewhere around 130 maybe ------->>>>HE SAID 130 A/D? WHAT??? !!? :wacko::wacko::wacko::confused::omg::omg::laugh::bangwall:

Bolded the real funny stuff ^^

 

ya, he also told me that hes going to gang me with his 3 90's a/d chars o_0

 

 

Lol wait you are wrong he must have 170 a/d to kill you :medieval:

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[Ringil_Oddsocks @ 24]: guilds come and guilds go...linux is forever

 

 

Considering Linux dominates around 2.5% of the computer market, I'd say it's pretty unknown mate, Windows will rule for awhile yet.. ;p

 

Well at least it's the top 2.5% ;p

 

A Windows user and a Linux user walked into a bar. The Windows user ordered a beer, paid twice as much as he had to, and passed out after one sip. The Linux user ordered an obscure drink that requires 11 ingredients, then went behind the bar to make it himself, and spent the rest of the evening standing on the Windows user's chest, bragging about his leet bartending skillz.

:D

 

LMFAO

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2c, u r sheik's son with 100 camels, every1 loves u, accept it :devlish:

everyone just wants the camels, not me :cry:

:P

 

Maybe they can't see the difference? :confused:

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So I am sure you all know those incessantly annoying people that spam your screen with the same lines over and over and over again... Its even worse when they have a repeated typo so heres one of those and my response to them...

 

Random Newb- Anybody have a wampon i can have

Random Newb- I need a sword

Random Newb- I need a wampon

Random Newb- Wampon please

London- Wampon? Oo is that like an absorbant cotton numchuck?

 

I typed it and pressed enter before i even knew what was happening. The responses around beam were... lets say varied :confused:

 

 

 

Hands down my favorite by far......still laughing

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I was helping newbies at the Beam one day, when mike22 approached... (apologies, it's kind of long):

 

[17:52:14] No line of fire!

[17:52:17] mike22: trad for the bow

[17:52:27] mike22 wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade.

[17:52:44] mike22: trad for bow

[17:53:01] You aborted the trade.

[17:53:10] Aphistolas: Hehe, this bow is worth 2k gold coins

[17:53:16] mike22: i was not don

[17:53:19] Aphistolas: you can go buy one just like it at Morcraven Marsh

[17:53:34] mike22 wants to trade with you. Use the trade icon then click on him/her in order to accept the trade.

[17:53:44] Aphistolas: And btw, when you're placing money

[17:53:51] Aphistolas: you don't need to just place 1 at a time

[17:54:03] Aphistolas: if you look at your inventory, there are numbers at the bottom

[17:54:10] mike22: i knownow

[17:54:19] mike22: trade

[17:54:46] Aphistolas: Unless you've got two thousand gold coins, it's not up for sale ;)

[17:55:11] Aphistolas: (or something of similar worth in items)

[17:55:24] No line of fire!

[17:55:26] mike22: i have 222 gold and i will put in my armer 2

[17:56:03] Aphistolas: Iron chain mail isn't worth that much sorry

[17:56:15] mike22: there woth 300 gold

[17:56:23] Aphistolas: 300+222 = 522

[17:56:29] mike22: i bot them for it

[17:56:32] Aphistolas: 522 does not equal 2000

[17:56:50] mike22: o comeon u jost woth more then what its woth

[17:57:02] mike22: i looked its woth 100

[17:57:08] Aphistolas: Then you looked wrong :P

[17:57:16] mike22: that is the tip i woth

[17:57:28] mike22: that 1 thay did not have

[17:57:32] Aphistolas: I bought this 2k gold coins, they're worth that much

[17:57:44] mike22: ok i am reporting u

[17:57:50] Aphistolas laughs

[17:57:52] Aphistolas: for what?

[17:58:08] Aphistolas: For trying to inform you that you're ripping me off, blatantly, and not succeeding?

[17:58:09] mike22: cheats thro trade

[17:58:16] Aphistolas: ???

[17:58:40] mike22: its aganst the rulls to sell somthing more then what its woth

[17:58:48] Aphistolas: 1) No, it isn't.

[17:58:58] Aphistolas: 2) It's worth at least 2k. Less if you're a friend.

[17:59:01] mike22: ya it is

[17:59:10] mike22: i jost came from there

[17:59:16] mike22: where thay sell them

[17:59:16] Jayim_Duinara: mike22, no it's not. You can sell something for however much you want to sell it for.

[17:59:30] Aphistolas: then you read incorrectly, hit the '?' icon, press the rules tab

[17:59:33] mike22: that bo is woth 100 gold

[17:59:37] mike22: and u know it

[17:59:39] Aphistolas: and please do tell me where it says what you say.

[17:59:44] mike22: so i am reporting u

[17:59:54] Jayim_Duinara: And don't you DARE waste the mods time by reporting someone for selling something at what you think is more than it's worth.

[17:59:54] Aphistolas: Go ahead, get laughed at :D

[18:00:06] Aphistolas: Indeed, Jayim.

[18:00:14] mike22: ok now i am reporting u

[18:00:17] mike22: for

[18:00:19] Jayim_Duinara: Bows are 2000.

[18:00:35] mike22: insating me

[18:00:35] Jayim_Duinara: You buy them at a blacksmith in Morcraven marsh.

[18:00:36] Aphistolas: Mike22, anyone moderator will tell you the same.

[18:00:45] Aphistolas: Insating?

[18:00:54] mike22: use appropriate language

[18:00:59] mike22: noooob

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i wont quote it since its so long but thats one of the funniest things ive seen in EL :D

 

'im gonna report you coz you wont sell me your stuff for 5% of what its worth'

 

roflmao

 

i hope he did you report you, i wonder what the mod would say back...

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Today, in the Valley. I heard:

 

pomsta: " buy crow of live trade me"

___________________________________

 

 

 

Erm..Pom? If you get one..let me know..I want one too :D

Jez

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[19:54:07] [sleepyJo @ 4]: hi girls, I am back

[19:54:15] [Dilly @ 4]: hi girl :)

[19:54:33] [shujral @ 4]: how was your nap?

[19:54:55] [sleepyJo @ 4]: Is PURE now going to accept or whimp out?

[19:54:56] [WolfWitch @ 4]: 4 it was fine after Mommy tucked him in with his fav blankie ;)

[19:55:16] [shujral @ 4]: gonna accept what?

[19:55:32] [WolfWitch @ 4]: 4 I offered you a fight....you didnt accept so I suggest you move over and let a real man take over ;)

[19:55:42] [sleepyJo @ 4]: we need to hurry! once we are done with them I already have the next target on.

[19:55:54] [shujral @ 4]: you're gonna try and kill Pure?

[19:56:05] [sleepyJo @ 4]: yep

[19:56:05] [radu @ 4]: omg, I think I am going to teleport all of you to KF

[19:56:25] [sleepyJo @ 4]: good. go ahead.

[19:56:29] [Tempestuous @ 4]: thinks that would be interesting to watch....

[19:56:35] [Thankel @ 4]: That would resolve the argument radu

[19:57:01] [radu @ 4]: so why don't you go to KF now, all of you who are complaining?

[19:57:11] [Thankel @ 4]: Works for me \o

[19:57:14] [sleepyJo @ 4]: there is no argument. I am just trying to put pepper in the game.

[19:57:22] [lu05 @ 4]: maybe they want a free ride?

[19:57:48] [radu @ 4]: ok, come to KF then, I am waiting for you

[19:58:15] [radu @ 4]: Mr. Sleepy and Mrs witch

[19:58:21] [Tempestuous @ 4]: radu is waiting for him...ok that is something i deffinately want to see

[19:58:26] [sleepyJo @ 4]: I am not complaining about anything. I just want PURE to accept the TW. But they whimp around.

[19:58:36] [radu @ 4]: tw?

[19:58:44] [lu05 @ 4]: new Mr Men and Little Miss characters?

[19:58:45] [shaitan @ 4]: total war =)

[19:58:49] [sleepyJo @ 4]: TW = total war

[19:58:50] [KageN @ 4]: tw = ttw = total war

[19:58:54] [radu @ 4]: kk

[19:59:00] [radu @ 4]: so come here

[19:59:13] [radu @ 4]: I am waiting for you, and we don't want to leave the god waiting, do we?

[19:59:28] [sleepyJo @ 4]: to fight you? that doesn't make no sense

[19:59:31] [shaitan @ 4]: hehehe^^

[19:59:33] [Tempestuous @ 4]: snickers

[19:59:33] [radu @ 4]: wolfwitch is already here

[19:59:33] [Thankel @ 4]: are you serious?

[20:00:30] [radu @ 4]: seems like Sleepyjoe got pwned

[20:00:33] [WolfWitch @ 4]: thanks Radu

[20:00:38] [Thankel @ 4]: dead already?

[20:00:41] [sleepyJo @ 4]: fuck the gods. I have been more than godless all my life.

[20:00:53] [stormie @ 4]: kitted up and headin to kf

[20:00:56] [Thankel @ 4]: I'm sure radu doesn't require intercourse with you

[20:00:58] [radu @ 4]: take care, or the gods might fuck you :D

[20:00:59] [Thankel @ 4]: too slow stormie :/

[20:01:01] [Celace @ 4]: Pure need help ? :P

[20:01:03] [stormie @ 4]: :(

[20:01:06] [WolfWitch @ 4]: 4 its done baby girl :)

[20:01:12] [WolfWitch @ 4]: lol ask Radu ;)

[20:01:22] [stormie @ 4]: thanx celace but unfuturnately the kid got pwnd

[20:01:32] [stormie @ 4]: unfortunately* typo fae u know :<

[20:01:35] [Celace @ 4]: mh.. np

[20:01:43] [sleepyJo @ 4]: alright radu. go ahead and fuck me now!!

[20:01:49] [Thankel @ 4]: Sleepy, me next?

[20:01:50] [Dilly @ 4]: O.O

[20:01:53] [radu @ 4]: kk :)

[20:01:55] [stormie @ 4]: go to kf i am omw sleepy

[20:01:56] [Celace @ 4]: bye sleepy..

[20:01:59] [Thankel @ 4]: make him pkable please?

[20:02:09] [lu05 @ 4]: reset his a/d

[20:02:10] [radu @ 4]: no, just banned him :)

[20:02:14] [Celace @ 4]: thanks

[20:02:16] [Thankel @ 4]: cool, thanks

[20:02:25] [Celace @ 4]: dumb kids..

[20:02:30] [stormie @ 4]: awww i didnt get to shake his hand :(

[20:02:38] [lu05 @ 4]: if u make him 0/0 I'll be able to kill him

[20:02:55] [KageN @ 4]: pfft, with therm + drag armor maybe :P

[20:03:12] [barold @ 4]: oh no .. now I must get grief councelling .. he will be missed

 

[20:03:28] [stormie @ 4]: lmao

[20:04:39] [lu05 @ 4]: o noes it's gone too quiet now

[20:04:49] [Dilly @ 4]: yes.. dont you love that?

[20:04:50] [KageN @ 4]: did you just say therm of fire? O.o

[20:04:52] [wittyname @ 4]: rule one should be don't mess with radu lol

[20:05:09] [lu05 @ 4]: that's rule 0

[20:05:09] [Tork_Unib @ 4]: i think that's rule 0 ;)

[20:05:13] [barold @ 4]: all greiving for sleepy .. 2 mins silence ;o)

[20:05:17] [radu @ 4]: well, he ASKED for it :)

[20:05:19] [KageN @ 4]: lol

[20:05:24] [busterblader @ 4]: 4 im gn now

[20:05:25] [Tork_Unib @ 4]: that he did

[20:05:31] [wittyname @ 4]: hehehe

[20:05:32] [Celace @ 4]: omg what if i ask for free stuff ?

[20:05:34] [stormie @ 4]: rule 2 dont ask for total war with a guild that has higher stats than u?

[20:05:43] [Thankel @ 4]: whats rule 1?

[20:05:55] [radu @ 4]: we never talk about the fight club

[20:05:55] [KageN @ 4]: rule 1. always, always, make thread while training.

[20:05:56] [lu05 @ 4]: dont go to c2 at night

[20:06:02] [Thankel @ 4]: Never get into a conflict with a Siciian when death is on the line? ;p

[20:06:06] [barold @ 4]: rule #1 .. don't talk about rules

[20:06:08] [Thankel @ 4]: Princess Bride quote? anyone?

[20:06:19] [lu05 @ 4]: never get bjed by some1 who can't talk your language

[20:06:21] [busterblader @ 4]: 4 back later cya

[20:06:26] [shujral @ 4]: 4 ok

[20:06:31] [radu @ 4]: why, they have cold lips?

[20:06:41] [Peeves @ 4]: #1 You must not talk about fight club

[20:06:42] [Celace @ 4]: O.O

[20:06:52] [lu05 @ 4]: isn't this a family channel?

[20:06:56] [shujral @ 4]: not sure radu ;p

[20:06:58] [KageN @ 4]: I hardly remember anything from that movie

[20:07:03] [shujral @ 4]: I doubt it, its not a 'family' game

[20:07:05] [radu @ 4]: it is?

[20:07:10] [lu05 @ 4]: yes it is

[20:07:11] [shujral @ 4]: at least i dont think it is o0

 

[20:07:22] [radu @ 4]: EL was never designed as a familyl friendly game

[20:07:24] [WolfWitch @ 4]: 4 no Radu but imagine how uncomfortable it will be if they mistranslate and bite :S

[20:07:25] [Peeves @ 4]: does EL even have an age rating?

[20:07:26] [lu05 @ 4]: i know an 11 year old who plays

[20:07:33] [radu @ 4]: so???

[20:07:35] [shujral @ 4]: I know an 8 year old who plays

[20:07:41] [Peeves @ 4]: shhh shuj

[20:07:44] [stormie @ 4]: my 8 yr old plays :)

[20:07:48] [WolfWitch @ 4]: 4 *g* bdsm in el thats new ;)

[20:07:49] [shujral @ 4]: but doesnt mean anything, people still say fuck without any consequences

[20:07:50] [radu @ 4]: this is not Disney

[20:07:52] [lu05 @ 4]: ok, I meant Bagjumper

[20:07:58] [stormie @ 4]: well he harvests and has fun bashin rabbits on ip

[20:07:59] [barold @ 4]: and I'm not even 1 yet!

[20:08:04] [lu05 @ 4]: QOTW to Radu

[20:08:12] [shujral @ 4]: I went to disney, it was overrated

[20:08:24] [Peeves @ 4]: i went to disney, it was awesome

[20:08:35] [Titch @ 4]: I've never been D=

[20:08:38] [stormie @ 4]: <---wants to go to disney :(

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[20:01:43] [sleepyJo @ 4]: alright radu. go ahead and fuck me now!!

 

He got banned for saying that?!

Didn't he get fucked? :)

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lol can we qotw from the qotw thread? that has to be a winner and a quote that the first ever winner of qotw has to bow down to :)

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[20:01:43] [sleepyJo @ 4]: alright radu. go ahead and fuck me now!!

 

He got banned for saying that?!

Didn't he get fucked? :)

 

Thats like provoking someone to say something to ban him lol. Fucking sad imo.

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Why?

[20:00:41] [sleepyJo @ 4]: fuck the gods. I have been more than godless all my life.

[20:00:58] [radu @ 4]: take care, or the gods might fuck you :)

[20:01:43] [sleepyJo @ 4]: alright radu. go ahead and fuck me now!!

[20:01:53] [radu @ 4]: kk :)

 

How did I provoke him?

 

P.S. The ban was originally intended to be short duration, maybe a few hours or so. But seeing that he is leaving, I guess it doesn't matter now, does it?

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