MorathVeroll Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Did you hear that the toothbrush was originally invented in Mynadar? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Are you inthinuating that uth Dwarveth only have one toof?? (..... it must be a good one, I don't get it!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Form_ Report post Posted December 16, 2006 (edited) What would you call it if there were 2 NPCs called Trik, and they would both meet Neo at the same time? maTriks. pfffff Edited December 16, 2006 by Form_ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted December 17, 2006 (edited) Groovy! Don't get it... Is that like a two Trik pony? Trix are for Orcs? Silly fluffy? Ma.... hmm, I keep thimking about that one... Oop, forgot a joke: What do you do you with mouthwash in EL? Gargoyle, of course! Edited December 17, 2006 by Mugwump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Form_ Report post Posted December 17, 2006 A Unicorn walks into the IP tavern, and Reca asks him: -Why the long face? *ducks* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rasere Report post Posted December 17, 2006 A Unicorn walks into the IP tavern, and Reca asks him: -Why the long face? *ducks* cuz u made a bad joke about him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted December 17, 2006 Another Unicorn walked into the bar. His horn got stuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rasere Report post Posted December 18, 2006 into wat? the other uncorns as- nvm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEAVER Report post Posted December 18, 2006 (edited) Gnome 1: Knock, Knock. Gnome 2: Who's there? Gnome 1: Pain. Gnome 2: Come in. Edited December 18, 2006 by BEAVER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gohan Report post Posted December 18, 2006 Elf: Aww, what a nice tree, I'll hug it! Dwarf: If I had a coin for everytime he did that I'd have enough money to buy Mynadar... -Blee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dunian Report post Posted December 22, 2006 (edited) How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, he hold on, and it screws in as his barrel rolls away. Why did the flufffy cross the road? To get to the newbie on the other side. What did the orchans have for desert? Brownies! Edited December 22, 2006 by Dunian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baloney Report post Posted December 22, 2006 Why did that mother swept by us running and screaming ? She got Mama burned... Bal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Form_ Report post Posted December 27, 2006 How many dwarves are needed to screw in a lightbulb? 5. One holds on to the bulb, while standing on a chair. The other 4 each hold on to one leg of the chair and they drink 'till the room spins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevstah Report post Posted January 1, 2007 ok this long but funny here we go.... there is a man that like everthing to be red...he wakes up and gets out of his red bed goes into his red shower and wen he's fin he gets out and puts a red towl on....he hears a knock on the door and goes downstairs, he opens it and it is a girls wanting to sell things...his towel drops and the girls runs across the road and gets ran over.... so wats the moral of the story dont cross the road when the red man's flashing...OMG!!! fantastic thank you i win XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpius Report post Posted January 1, 2007 you should just stop posting in el forums This joke wasnt EL related.. this is EL BAD JOKES... not NORMAL BAD JOKES.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted January 4, 2007 Lot's of men in red in the game, tho' MorathVeroll post Dec 13 2006, 03:54 AM Did you hear that the toothbrush was originally invented in Mynadar? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Ka-dang! I got it after all!! So.... Who washes all the clothes for the NPC's? La Sud, who else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Form_ Report post Posted January 5, 2007 Dwarf 1: Im going to kill a fluffy. Dwarf 2: You can't. Dwarf 1: Don't call me that! :-/ tip: if you dont get it try to pronounce it with english accent. yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted January 5, 2007 A dude most foul!! Go wash yer mouth out with sulphur...... Okay, so there's this beaver, see? He's got this problem with his tail, every time he smacks it on the ground it hurts like all get out.... So the beav goes to the Wraith, the smartest dude in Draia, to find a cure. The beaver tells the Wraith: "Help me! My tail hurts when I do this..." The Wraith says: "So, don't do that!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brein Report post Posted January 5, 2007 Unicorn: Beaver, why you have so big mouths? Beaver: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpius Report post Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) How you call a male Player who has chosen the Antisocial Perk? Antidood Edited January 5, 2007 by Scorpius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackLeonFraust Report post Posted January 8, 2007 what do you call a japanese grue? glue -from the uncyclopedia sorry, had to share Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Form_ Report post Posted January 12, 2007 (edited) A Skeleton walks into the PL tavern and says to the bartender: -Give me a beer and a mop. ghhh Edited January 12, 2007 by Form_ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baloney Report post Posted January 12, 2007 Who's Bob the Gob's girlfriend ? Babe the Gob. Bal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mugwump Report post Posted January 25, 2007 What do you call an imp on crutches? "Gimp!" How about an imp who runs away when you look at him? "Wimp!" An imp who eats bananas? "Chimp!" How about an imp hanging on the wall by a nail? "Art." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baloney Report post Posted January 25, 2007 Another on imp thematic : The imp boss to the imp employee : -"Hey, you're fired" -"Woah, thanks boss ! " Bal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites