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Are you inthinuating that uth Dwarveth only have one toof??

 

(..... it must be a good one, I don't get it!)

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What would you call it if there were 2 NPCs called Trik, and they would both meet Neo at the same time?

 

maTriks.

 

 

pfffff :D

Edited by Form_

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Groovy! Don't get it... Is that like a two Trik pony? Trix are for Orcs? Silly fluffy? Ma.... hmm, I keep thimking about that one... :)

 

Oop, forgot a joke: What do you do you with mouthwash in EL?

Gargoyle, of course!

Edited by Mugwump

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Gnome 1: Knock, Knock.

 

Gnome 2: Who's there?

 

Gnome 1: Pain.

 

Gnome 2: Come in.

Edited by BEAVER

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Elf: Aww, what a nice tree, I'll hug it!

Dwarf: If I had a coin for everytime he did that I'd have enough money to buy Mynadar...

 

-Blee

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, he hold on, and it screws in as his barrel rolls away.

 

Why did the flufffy cross the road? To get to the newbie on the other side.

 

What did the orchans have for desert? Brownies!

Edited by Dunian

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How many dwarves are needed to screw in a lightbulb?

5.

One holds on to the bulb, while standing on a chair. The other 4 each hold on to one leg of the chair and they drink 'till the room spins.

:D

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ok this long but funny here we go....

 

there is a man that like everthing to be red...he wakes up and gets out of his red bed goes into his red shower and wen he's fin he gets out and puts a red towl on....he hears a knock on the door and goes downstairs, he opens it and it is a girls wanting to sell things...his towel drops and the girls runs across the road and gets ran over....

 

so wats the moral of the story

 

dont cross the road when the red man's flashing...OMG!!! fantastic thank you i win XD

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you should just stop posting in el forums :doze::P

 

This joke wasnt EL related.. this is EL BAD JOKES... not NORMAL BAD JOKES.. :D:)

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Lot's of men in red in the game, tho' :)

MorathVeroll

post Dec 13 2006, 03:54 AM

 

Did you hear that the toothbrush was originally invented in Mynadar?

 

If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. :devlish:

Ka-dang! I got it after all!!

 

So.... Who washes all the clothes for the NPC's?

 

La Sud, who else?

 

:icon13:

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Dwarf 1: Im going to kill a fluffy.

Dwarf 2: You can't.

Dwarf 1: Don't call me that! :-/

 

 

tip: if you dont get it try to pronounce it with english accent.

 

yeah. :P

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A dude most foul!! Go wash yer mouth out with sulphur......

 

Okay, so there's this beaver, see?

He's got this problem with his tail, every time he smacks it on the ground it hurts like all get out....

So the beav goes to the Wraith, the smartest dude in Draia, to find a cure.

The beaver tells the Wraith: "Help me! My tail hurts when I do this..."

The Wraith says: "So, don't do that!"

 

:wub:

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How you call a male Player who has chosen the Antisocial Perk?

 

Antidood :o:hug::)

Edited by Scorpius

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A Skeleton walks into the PL tavern and says to the bartender:

-Give me a beer and a mop.

 

 

ghhh :)

Edited by Form_

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What do you call an imp on crutches?

"Gimp!"

 

How about an imp who runs away when you look at him?

"Wimp!"

 

An imp who eats bananas?

"Chimp!"

 

How about an imp hanging on the wall by a nail?

"Art."

 

:whistle:

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