EL ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny rip-off ^)^

[peeper :)]

old mufossa was hopping around

KF like a big play ground

when suddenly Luciferx jumped from the shade

and hit mufossa with a BroD grenade

mmufossa got pissed and began to attack

but didnt expect to be blocked by toomass

who proceeded to opeen up a can of toomass fu

when azrakan_falcon came out of the blue

 

who started beating up toomass, who tried to heal

then they both fell over a banana peel

but before they were even ready to stand

Masterpiter took them out with one hand

and took a thermal serp out from under his hat

and blew them away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of energy and he ran away

because baddude came to save the day

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

 

mufossa took a shot at baddude

because he was in a very bad mood

and then toomass came back covered in banana peel

but mufossa jumped out and landed on his heel

and Lucifer was injured, and trying to get steady

when baddude came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

ohmygod took him out with his whip

 

then he saw mufossa sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his serp which he just couldn't find

'cause Lucifer stole it and he swung it but he missed

and scarr deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a twist

while Abraham Lincoln tried to play unfair

with baddude, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

 

angels sang out in immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

who deliver a kick which could shatter brass

into the crotch of toomass

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Lucifer disguised himself as Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed luficer's head in between his thighs

 

Then =HC=, PL *CO* and Ca$h

came together in a flash

and all the other ebul guilds who want a blast

all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle Draia ever saw

with eternal-landians looking on total awe

 

and the fight raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

peeper standing in a some bloodstained leather

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Ultimate Destiny

 

just took the names from the top 50 a/d list

sorry if im not very up to date

[Derin]

Interesting. It is more like a rap text that a pomem in my eyes.

It is till a nice fan contribution to the fan-fiction department. It will never fit the offical storyline though.

 

The use of: "BroD grenade", "got pissed" and the player names tend to make it very un-official, but it is a nice effort and I suspect the parties involved to be flattered.

[scullsyk]

its a makeover from a song

[Matrixx_sh]

Link = http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

 

and also its horrible because I'm not in it.... =)

 

 

jk really...but...I truly pwn all <.<...ask anyone

[Derin]

its a makeover from a song

ok that explains it, ty

[Pride]

wheeeeeeee lemon demon \o/

[evilmangopie]

I really like it.... Im also a huge fan of the original but your version is just as hilarious

[Pride]

haha our responses are more than half a year late rofl

[Arockalypse9696]

lol,id like to see lemon demon make this and turn it into a FLASH® movie, lol, it'd be funny, but with the chuck Norris part u shudda put the wraith and tutorial NPC into it lol

 

old mufossa was hopping around

KF like a big play ground

when suddenly Luciferx jumped from the shade

and hit mufossa with a BroD grenade

mmufossa got pissed and began to attack

but didnt expect to be blocked by toomass

who proceeded to opeen up a can of toomass fu

when azrakan_falcon came out of the blue

 

should be:

The old Wraith was hopping around,

Isla Prima

like a big playground

 

when suddenly a goblin jumped from the cave

and hit the wraith with a BroD grenade

wraith got pissed and began to attack

but didnt expect to be blocked by a gargoyle

who proceeded to opeen up a can of satue fu

When the tutorial NPC jumped out of the blue.....

 

thats just how i woul have put it if i wrote it, but othwerwise...That is really Awesome!!!

Edited September 26, 2007 by Arockalypse9696