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How to make a woman happy.

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

 

1. a friend

 

 

 

 

 

2. a companion

 

 

 

 

 

3. a lover

 

 

 

 

 

4. a brother

 

 

 

 

 

5. a father

 

 

 

 

 

6. a master

 

 

 

 

 

7. a chef

 

 

 

 

 

8. an electrician

 

 

 

 

 

9. a carpenter

 

 

 

 

 

10. a plumber

 

 

 

 

 

11. a mechanic

 

 

 

 

 

12. a decorator

 

 

 

 

 

13. a stylist

 

 

 

 

 

14. a sexologist

 

 

 

 

 

15. a gynecologist

 

 

 

 

 

16. a psychologist

 

 

 

 

 

17. a pest exterminator

 

 

 

 

 

18. a psychiatrist

 

 

 

 

 

19. a healer

 

 

 

 

 

20. a good listener

 

 

 

 

 

21. an organizer

 

 

 

 

 

22. a good father

 

 

 

 

 

23. very clean

 

 

 

 

 

24. sympathetic

 

 

 

 

 

25. athletic

 

 

 

 

 

26. warm

 

 

 

 

 

27. attentive

 

 

 

 

 

28. gallant

 

 

 

 

 

29. intelligent

 

 

 

 

 

30. funny

 

 

 

 

 

31. creative

 

 

 

 

 

32. tender

 

 

 

 

 

33. strong

 

 

 

 

 

34. understanding

 

 

 

 

 

35. tolerant

 

 

 

 

 

36. prudent

 

 

 

 

 

37. ambitious

 

 

 

 

 

38. capable

 

 

 

 

 

39. courageous

 

 

 

 

 

40. determined

 

 

 

 

 

41. true

 

 

 

 

 

42. dependable

 

 

 

 

 

43. passionate

 

 

 

 

 

44. compassionate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

45. give her compliments regularly

 

 

 

 

 

46. love shopping

 

 

 

 

 

47. be honest

 

 

 

 

 

48. be very rich

 

 

 

 

 

49. not stress her out

 

 

 

 

 

50. not look at other girls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

 

 

 

 

 

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

 

 

 

 

 

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

54. Never to forget:

 

 

 

 

 

* birthdays

 

 

 

 

 

* anniversaries

 

 

 

 

 

* arrangements she makes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

Edited by scarr

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Gods..only the title of this topic and the one who posted made me laugh allready..:P

 

There only ONE thing to make a woman happy, Scarr..and that takes..a MAN!!

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huh? im sexy i know

 

 

When I was talking about a MAN, dear Scarr..I didnt mean wanna-be's :)

 

Jez

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How I make Kat happy:

 

I hug her.

Always ready to help out if somethings up and to listen if she's got probs.

 

How she makes happy:

 

She hugs me back. :)

Always ready to help me out if somethings up and to listen if I've got probs.

 

 

*throws scarrs list in the trashcan*

 

-Blee

Edited by BleedingSoul

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*jealous of blee* you always get the nice ladies blee. :):P

Edited by ELVARG

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we don't have a lot on our minds, that's why we rock at games like EL ;)

 

 

Its never the quantity that matters hun, its always the QUALITY...

 

 

Jez

Edited by Jezebelle

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we don't have a lot on our minds, that's why we rock at games like EL ;)

 

 

Its never the quantity that matters hun, its always the QUALITY...

 

 

Jez

 

And thats when we started making a scoreboard.

 

Jezebelle - Maximos

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-Blee

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OMG thats so funny!! LOL! But you know, its really true. You forgot one thing though, he must be a warlord and at the same time look good wearing her panties. ;)

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OMG thats so funny!! LOL! But you know, its really true. You forgot one thing though, he must be a warlord and at the same time look good wearing her panties. :P

 

You are scary, Enyo...

 

Very funny scarr ;)

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there was something like that on weaselcircus, but its show up naked, and bring beer

 

I think that was added Enyo, but just not by Scarr. :>

 

-Blee

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yeh beer would be gd, but i just did not change it, since it basicly is not my joke..

 

although it could be my joke cuz im the best and verry atractive playa ;*)

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yeh beer would be gd, but i just did not change it, since it basicly is not my joke..

 

although it could be my joke cuz im the best and verry atractive playa ;*)

 

I challenge you to open a poll on that one and only add yourself and me as options, let the best guy win. :)

 

-Blee

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