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xxx will LOVE the next place he's going, says the devil himself

xxx is now acomidating the dirt

xxx will be sending you a postcard from the underworld!

xxx bought a ticket for the hell express

xxx is now helpless

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xxx is on his way to the "promised land" // quoting the forementioned highway to hell

xxx's gone and ain't comin' back.

xxx g07 pwn7 b9 73h r37r053xu41!!!!!!!

xxx is migrating to the fiords. (Alto we already have one from that sketch ;))

xxx wishes you were there.

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xxx can't be helped

xxx is now usless

xxx died with honor, ahahah!!!! he got pwnd by a rabbit!!!1111!!

xxx shouldn't have gotten to caulky with that rabbit back there lolz..

xxx has permantly checked out

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xxx shouldnt play with fire.

xxx tried to go to Heaven, but they rejected him.

xxx has been n00bified.

Sephiroth has pwned xxx. Yay ^^

We just made xxx STFU.

xxx has learned his lesson.

xxx was kidnapped by Mortos.

Aluwen hates xxx, so this is the result.

xxx tried to unicycle over a volcano, and failed miserably.

xxx go boom.

Pop! goes the xxx.

*insert screams of pain from xxx here*

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Here are some of the messages I selected (with a few new ones done by me):

 

xxx has made the news.... the obituaries!!! loooool

xxx has gone by way of the Dodo bird.

This death message sponsored by xxx.

The death song plays along with xxx

xxx now sees dead people.

xxx is having drinks with the Reaper

xxx is on the Highway to Hell

xxx's death certificate has just been signed..

xxx has patheticly failed at living.

xxx is lying on the wrong side of the grass

xxx followed the bright light

XXX was a good man

XXX should have cut the blue wire

xxx is on his way to the promised land

xxx's body cannot live without the mind

xxx is hunting rabbits in the Elysian fields.

xxx spent one US cent for the ferryman

 

If you have other suggestions, let me know.

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please oh please do this one!

 

xxx got a "flesh wound" rofl!

or a different version

Tis merely a flesh wound says xxx

 

another:

xxx gets dumped in response to "Bring out your dead!"

Edited by shallara

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xxx pushes daisies

xxx is dog food

xxx is on permanent vacation

xxx returns to the earth

xxx had to learn the hard way

xxx will meet you at the beam

Edited by boognish

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xxx has had an accident. I hope he remembered to wear clean underwear.

xxx should have read the directions.

xxx should have known not to play with matches.

xxx should never have run with scissors.

I wonder if his/her parents had any offspring that lived.

xxx just lost his last x chromosome.

xxx wont be donating to the gene pool.

Edited by Sheesh

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xxx ticket has expired please donate

xxx has become a problem and have been exterminated

xxx has decreased his brain cells way to go:D

the idiot who parked has been removed permenantly

xxx is on his way to hospital

xxx has degraded plz repair

xxx is on his way to heaven or is he?

xxx has croaked

xxx joins the others

xxx has run out of air

xxx has been murdered now run

xxx has been rejected for a new birth certificate

xxx has had enough

xxx has been muted permenantly

xxx is back where he belongs

xxx is dancing with the devil

do not disturb xxx

hope u like

 

cloud

Edited by cloudstrife99

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Send Love and Greetings to family and Friends if XXX

XXX is down for the knockout

XXX Will Always be remember.......

And they said driving Drunk couldn't kill be like XXX

XXX can you hear me now? good

XXX is having a tea party with Goldy the fish

See Why we don't smoke? Bad XXX

XXX is now in a better place

XXX took a swim with the sharks

XXX is having a sleep over with George Washington

XXX learn how to disappear

1+1 = Death of XXX

Edited by Kommosta

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XXX should have looked both ways before crossing the street.

XXX shouldn't have pressed the red button...

XXX has learned the importance of not mixing energy essences with water.

XXX had a viability malfunction.

XXX now gets to learn what Custer said at his final stand.

 

XXX shouldn't have called Mortos'(s's?) bluff.

XXX has finally realized that wasn't such a good idea.

XXX's final words: "What's the worst that could happen?"

XXX should have read the fine print.

 

This is too much fun :P Will edit if/when I think of others

Edited by Kendai

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Knock, Knock. Whose Dead? ________

 

_____ is now on a cart with DOA on his/her toe.

 

_______'s batteries dead and no longer can be jumped.

 

_________ just got pickled and was put in a jar.

 

Want to be mummified ask our first customer ________.

 

Need flys, bugs or maggots ask or death investor _______.

 

Have your face put on a warm, sour milk carton like _______.

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XXX thought He could fly....

XXX didn't see the stop sign...

XXX had a dream....

XXX is done playing hide and go seek with Sharks

XXX was kicking rocks

Its a bird, its a plane, its the death of XXX

See why you should play Footbal wiht out protection? bad XXX

XXX learner not to play tag with Strangers

XXX just came out the closet

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xxx's death certificate has just been signed..

yey! you did mine!

 

here is more

 

xxx was punished for his/her n00bism! lolz!!!

xxx is experiencing death

xxx will know better than to die nextime!

xxx's request to take a trip to the underworld has just been accepted!

open your eyes nextime xxx.....

xxx has taken a trip to the deep south

xxx is now accomidating death..

 

 

:P

 

xxx has just learned buying cheap armor doesn't pay off

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xxx hang off the phone , the line is DEAD now !!

xxx has left the building !!!

xxx who do u think u r ?? some kind a hero ??

xxx if u r thinking of revenge remmember this .... U R DEAD NOW !!

attention every one , who ever wana go to hell , plz sign in with xxx

wrong time , wrong place , wrong move , xxx

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An Army of Ducks just owned xxx!

 

xD

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XXX was taken away with the wind.

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xxx was introduced to the Grim Reaper.

xxx didnt know that eating spikes is bad.

xxx is still living. -Benedict Arnold

xxx shouldnt have touched that last cupcake...

xxx learned the hard way.

xxx found out bombs arent toys.

Remember folks, never act like xxx.

xxx went to the place where the sun doesn't shine.

xxx fiddled with his lfe, and paid for it.

xxx got supercagifragilisticespialidocious-ified.

 

:icon13:

Edited by Just_A_Guy

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