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Well i use to play runescape(yer i know sad but im over it now) and i relised when i use to browse the forums that i got the biggest laughs outa the newbiest thing you ever saw posts...

 

And anyway i thought hey both the games are practically based on same thing why cant both games have newbs?

 

So i posted this be nice to see everyone post here and post there funny noob stories it can ever be your own newb story

 

 

~Rules~

1.Dont talk about runescape

2.Dont talk about runescape

3.Stop looking at me that way...

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lol well once i had to stop this guy from buying s fur cloak for 700gc i think he was pretty newbish :blush: and i used to run away from white rabbits when i was new cos i thought all white rabbits were fluffy's :P

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Rofl! well i got a noob story too =)

 

Well it isnt really a noob story more bad luck after resetting

 

 

Well i reseted one time(hated PH perk) and anyway i had like 30 hp -.- anyway most of you would see where this is going i went to harvest sulfur =)

 

KABLAAMMOOOO!!! radon pouch

 

spounty = pwnt

spounty ate dirt

 

etc you get the point

 

And thats my story i look back on it now and laugh when i was spewing about losing my fur top...

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Hehe. first few thousad red roses I picked from Tahraji Desert, that was only place i had found them. And no, I didn't have mm cloack or perk, learned to dodge monsters pretty well :blush:

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the first time i went to C2 i was always dieing coz of the cold coz i couldnt understand what was happening

 

the second time i went i was in my full leather and i was walking round with #beam me on the whole time coz i thought that the place was swarming with chimmys

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lol i kept dieing from heat and i kept trying and in process i lost MM cloak and tit chain

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I saw ridic calling desdamona hacker... desdamona had sold him steel chain and.. guess what, it went to his storage! That is of course hacking :):D :D

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Hopefully a mod posts soon =)

Hmmm no idea why you would wish that, because most likely if a mod posts, it will be to point out how newbish spamming forums is and the results of that....

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This guy wanted to trade his iron sword and steel shield for my iron broad sword of ice...

wow good deal :P

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When Kusamura first opened up and the forest chimerans were added. There was this guy walking through without mmperk/cape trying to find the exit. I still remeber when the chimmie finally got him he actually took the time to type "Oh No! the Chimmy!" before trying to get away.

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I liked the guy that tried to charge Entropy to cross a bridge.
I still remember this too! There was also a guy that told him that if you type #suicide and then click someone, it kills them instantly :ph34r:

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WS sewers, i was told the water will kill you, I went in it with alot of stuff and died ><

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A selection of things that people have PM'd to Adarah, the Rivan Bot at Raven. Names removed to protect the n00bocent:

calc 1.75*200

hi are you a bot?

do i pm you now

hi what you for?

wats a gd way to make monry

i am recruiting

r u a mod

want to go out?

i died you know whrer i can find my stuff?

can u hook me up wit some free weapons please??

can u pleaseeeeee give me some good free weapons and armor?!?!?1 please!??

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