Formal Proposal to Buy Eternal lands

[Mister_Q]

wtf is this all about??

[chatterbug89]

To...

 

"Bill Gates"

 

One more thing, I will be LMAO while you burn in hell because if you are *Bill gates, you have already sold your soul and you know it.

"Tomrmeting people is a good time for me"

Rot for all i care, Greedy Jerk.

BAM

 

I have already bought hell..it's quite nice there actually. It's a great place to melt down things and remold them....has made me millions so far.

 

Anyways, realy...Everyone at Micrsoft is Athiest....we don't believe in a God, Hell, or Heaven.

[midevilconevi17]

Anyways, realy...Everyone at Micrsoft is Athiest

 

LOL!!! You say that like i did not know that already! .

 

OK after hearing.....

 

"Tormeting people is my form of fun"

The breast thing...

And now this, my final conclusion is.....

"I already Bought hell its quiet nice there"

 

 

BILL GATES = THE 666

 

Thats right people, NIxon's Out, Bill's in, SO no more *Dose that stupid nixon rock sign whatever the hell he did that one time you know what im talking about if your over the age of 25 of course im not but anyway *

 

P.s. If your going to piss people off can you at least make it funny to SOME people i mean crap look at family guy for example then again this is kinda funny seeing as i hated bill gates years before you posted this topic chater, bored much? ha me too thanks for making me not bored for a second there , thats rare...

Edited April 1, 2006 by midevilconevi17

[midevilconevi17]

Also im wondering if ANyone else noticed, How He commeted on EVERYTHING i said EXCEPT how Xbox is just some clone,poseing knock off of sony/Playstation2 I wonder why he said nothing erm maybe beacuse....its true!

[sparhawk]

 

@med: I love that informative picture

 

So why does everyone hate bill gates?

[The_Piper]

So why does everyone hate bill gates?

 

Why not? Everybody needs a hobby.

 

Piper

[midevilconevi17]

So why does everyone hate bill gates?

 

Why not? Everybody needs a hobby.

 

Piper

 

LOL

[chatterbug89]

Also im wondering if ANyone else noticed, How He commeted on EVERYTHING i said EXCEPT how Xbox is just some clone,poseing knock off of sony/Playstation2 I wonder why he said nothing erm maybe beacuse....its true!

 

Well, actualy...that isn't true. However, We at Micrsoft will admit that the PS3 is far supperior than the Xbox 360, however, with our large advertising budget, we will, in the end, have more sales and make more profit. Sony does things well, but they dont' ahve the evil to do it.

So why does everyone hate bill gates?

 

Why not? Everybody needs a hobby.

 

Piper

 

I was born to be hated.

[midevilconevi17]

Well yes i also noticed the extinsive Advertising of xbox over ps2 , even thouhg i alreayd know for fact and alreayd had known this is just a april fools joke....well im bored and i have nothing better to do so i might as well contineu this.....

 

anyway ....

this time it will be alot difrent i have High Hopes for MGS4 and Medal of honor: airborn, a exterme new look on a FPS game.And the graphics and detailation down to the dirt on on the uniform shows this really is the next gen and this time we know what is to come you made your move faaar to soon trying to get the jump on us, but.... We are deveopeing our cosole even farther while you already relase so IMMATURELY soon that you Humilyatly became the firs of the 3 leading game brands (Nintin, PS, and xbox) That actually had to send all there units back to be fixed because the game fan was screwd up and was reaching to high heats and the game would crash OOOPS??, Jeeeez you guys bit the soggie end of the cookie on that one while you "Fixed" Your console we made ours even better than before w00t we were here first and we really are going to come out swinging this time round ,Nintindumb the one thing that sony and Microsoft can agree on is that you have completly lost your touch and are Miles behind us in this race with you DVD remote control with a anlog stick in the other hand you would think your flying some kind of plane altough i cant agree with our new Boomerang controllers i guess we could use some kind of change so that xbox and ps controllers wont get mixed up seeing as omg guess what color you picked? YOu copyed us again, SIlver!, even though sony started delvepment on ps3 longer wich means we started sooner and waited longer= better system all round.

 

-Mid

[SharkBite]

Also im wondering if ANyone else noticed, How He commeted on EVERYTHING i said EXCEPT how Xbox is just some clone,poseing knock off of sony/Playstation2 I wonder why he said nothing erm maybe beacuse....its true!

Xbox wipes the floor with playstation2... better graphics..huge storage. Surerior dvd play .

I always wondered why the store displays for Xbox and ps2 were never next to each other.... Until i saw them side by side with same demo on.... I am no fan of microsoft either..but I know a good product when i see it...

Who cares if it was a rushed out product..its still better.. (clone?? erm i think they have different specs and hardware).

 

I apologise for posting this here.(I dont consider Xbox OR playstation as outlaws ). And i will not continue the discussion here.. (feel free to delete the post if inappropriate).

[ohmygod]

Will this mean we don't need to try to do our own client update thingie for windows ourselves?

[midevilconevi17]

Ahh another halo-Drone Well theres 10k members on the fourms what do you expect Playstation lovers all know the graphics of current ps cant go head 2 head with Xbox thats because they realesd Much later than us, Stick to playstation orginal becuase we know our roots we know we weill PWN in the next gen he even admited it, the commercialism goe's far...

redvsbluestill rocks

 

Bow-Chicka-Bow-wow is the new gigiidy-gigidy-goo

[sparhawk]

So why does everyone hate bill gates?

 

Why not? Everybody needs a hobby.

 

Piper

 

Lol.

[sbarstow]

So why does everyone hate bill gates?

 

Everyone hates Bill Gates because he is a thief and a cheat. He became the richest man in the world by stealing an idea from Steve Jobs. He is the Devil!

 

Also im wondering if ANyone else noticed, How He commeted on EVERYTHING i said EXCEPT how Xbox is just some clone,poseing knock off of sony/Playstation2 I wonder why he said nothing erm maybe beacuse....its true!

Xbox wipes the floor with playstation2... better graphics..huge storage. Surerior dvd play .

I always wondered why the store displays for Xbox and ps2 were never next to each other.... Until i saw them side by side with same demo on.... I am no fan of microsoft either..but I know a good product when i see it...

Who cares if it was a rushed out product..its still better.. (clone?? erm i think they have different specs and hardware).

 

I apologise for posting this here.(I dont consider Xbox OR playstation as outlaws ). And i will not continue the discussion here.. (feel free to delete the post if inappropriate).

I am sorry but Xbox totally blows. The control - blows, the games - blow, the fact that the first like 100,000 units spontaneously combusted....blows! Playstation PWNS Xbox anyday. Besides PS had FF7 which pwns any other game in existance...with a very close second being EL

[chatterbug89]

LOL....April Fools :-P

 

I think a couple people may have actually thought I was Bill Gates for a little bit there

 

Anyways..that was a fun April Fools...can't wait for next year....I especialy liked Slashdot's "OMG Ponies!!!" layout.

 

Anyways...please don't hate me....I'm not bill gates...please....pretty please?

 

Oh, and I see this thread got moved..though, considering the change of topic in this thread and the fact april Fools day is over, the move of this thread was destiny :-P

[Prima]

if this is not bill gates, I hope you know that Microsoft has the full right to sue whoever this chatterbug is. This is not a joke, and you could be looking at several years in prison, chatterbug.

[sparhawk]

Your joking, right LP? It was april fools day, and who would want to sue a person who plays a mmorpg who has tons of lilacs??? Anyhow microsoft could never figure out who chatterbug really is . Also on the internet you can do anything...

[Grayseraph]

Didn't know "Bill Gates" had such horrible spelling...differnt? Probly?

 

Put down the laptop "Bill gates", and pick up a damn spelling book...

 

Plus, LP_Shinoda is right. A part of this could be considered libel...not good...

Edited April 18, 2006 by Grayseraph

[sbarstow]

if this is not bill gates, I hope you know that Microsoft has the full right to sue whoever this chatterbug is. This is not a joke, and you could be looking at several years in prison, chatterbug.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHA if Bill Gates could sue people for everytime he was made fun of on the internet he would be teh richest man....alive....oh man

 

Didn't know "Bill Gates" had such horrible spelling...differnt? Probly?

 

Put down the laptop "Bill gates", and pick up a damn spelling book...

 

Plus, LP_Shinoda is right. A part of this could be considered libel...not good...

 

What it comes down to is that chatterbug was joking around, it was April fools day and he was just being a wise guy in retaliation to Entropy's selling of EL...and it's not libel cuz he isnt' making money on it. Only publications where the author benfits financially can be considered libel...atleast I'm 90% sure of that.

 

Not to mention...Bill Gates is stupid...he dropped out of school and stole someone elses idea/company...I think he probly has grammar problems

Edited April 18, 2006 by sbarstow

[chatterbug89]

if this is not bill gates, I hope you know that Microsoft has the full right to sue whoever this chatterbug is. This is not a joke, and you could be looking at several years in prison, chatterbug.

uhh...I have realy good lawyers....and, "Chatterbug guy"...show some respect <_<

 

 

Your joking, right LP? It was april fools day, and who would want to sue a person who plays a mmorpg who has tons of lilacs??? Anyhow microsoft could never figure out who chatterbug really is . Also on the internet you can do anything...

I'm not realy trying to hide my identity on these forums...someoen who was clever could figure out where I live, my telephone number, etc....since, it's all public information under law due to what I own. Oh....for the lilacs..unfournately....I sold all 110k of my lilacs to some guy for a Magic Steel Long sword (The Yellow Bannana). I'm no longer famouse for my lilacs :S Though...Now I have three differnt glow swords...

 

Didn't know "Bill Gates" had such horrible spelling...differnt? Probly?

 

Put down the laptop "Bill gates", and pick up a damn spelling book...

 

Plus, LP_Shinoda is right. A part of this could be considered libel...not good...

 

...I have a realy bad keyboard..and...I was sleepy :S I wasn't trying to make Bill Gates look that great either way...

 

EDIT: By the way..I can get up to a 100wps...and my average is 80 for general typing, but I can easily type 90wps with very few errors... I won first place at the WITC skills competion in Ashland for typing (probaly about 40 other students competing...all the best in their schools)...they take two points off for every mistake you make. I'm not realy a bad typer....I need to buy a new keyboard :S I can provide a link to prove this to anyone who doesen't believe it :-P As for spelling...no..i'm not that great of a speller realy...i'm more of a grammar guy.

Edited April 18, 2006 by chatterbug89

[crypt1c]

Yeah, due to my mass popularity in the world's economy, I have choosen to mask my identitity untill now. I am actualy Bill Gates and after seeing this, I am outraged. As a large-scale promoter of world hunger and high costs for products, combined with outsourcing programing jobs to indians who make horrible code, I cannot allow the Free Software Foundation to achive such a milestone, even if it is just a minor game such as Eternal lands. With these facts, I must say that I would like to formaly offer $2,000,000.000 for the rights to all of Eternal Lands. Yes, that is Two Million dollars. I will have my personal contact you immedeately and I should have the money wired into a few differnt banks under your name within a couple buisness days. I look forward to ruining something else.

 

Sincerly,

Bill Gates

 

P.S. Make sure to buy Windows Vista when it comes out!

 

You spelled achieve wrong >.> noob

 

 

PWNED :>

Edited April 19, 2006 by Ryzin

[Grayseraph]

sbarstow, libel doesnt have to benefit the person who commmits it. It is defamation at the least, and no monetary benefit has to be achieved.

[sbarstow]

sbarstow, libel doesnt have to benefit the person who commmits it. It is defamation at the least, and no monetary benefit has to be achieved.

 

What part of Chatterbugs post is defaming Bill Gates though? He is just posing as him and I don't recall him saying anything that actually defames Gates' character.

[Learner]

Bill,

 

I'm still waiting for the check for my share of the EL purchase. Once it clears the bank along with Entropy's and Rojas, we can finish transferring it to you.

[Grayseraph]

Oddly enough, it doesn't have to "defame" someone to be defamation.

 

Libel is a FORM of defamation.

 

Also, there's no telling how Gates could take this joke if it fell into his hands...

 

Lol, I'm quite enjoying this idead exchange, sbarstow...

 

Also, "I look forward to ruining something else" could prove offensive to Gates. (The last line)

Edited April 19, 2006 by Grayseraph