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Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious.

Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one :D

HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK?

 

I didn't say I don't like them, I just don't CARE for them...

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Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious.

Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one :D

HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK?

 

I didn't say I don't like them, I just don't CARE for them...

 

*roundhouse kick*

*after while*

*punch and roundhouse kick*

Edited by Vanyel

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Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious.

Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one :o

HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK?

 

I didn't say I don't like them, I just don't CARE for them...

 

*kick*

*after while*

*punch and kick*

You ain't Chuck Norris!He only uses roundhouse kicks!

*Pity*

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They were roundhouse - just didn't know how to describe what Chuck Norris is dealing with you two.

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Whats the difference between Chuck Norris and God?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trick Question - Chuck Norris IS God

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Sure I did... had to... once I knew how is 'kop z polobrotu' in English :blink: Am to afraid of Chuck to leave it like this.

Edited by Vanyel

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The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

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I had no idea how much people enjoy Chuck Norris, c'mon, what's so great about him? I mean, besides his fighting skills, "great" movies/shows, etc...

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The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

Actually, more like the reason bullseys designs still exist - not because someone doesn't know or care, but so they have an easy target. :D

Edited by Arnieman

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lol there are facts of vin diesel and mr T too :angry:

Mr T ownzzz

and the only reason i'm still alive now (even though chuck norris readed this) is cuz chuck = scared of t3h T ^^

Edited by Hardcore

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lol i remember these

Edited by cho-yun

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#1 is my fav : everynight before bed the boogyman checks his closet for chuck norris -.-

and another one i seen on another game

 

life is like a box of chocolates,you never know when chuck norris is going to kill you

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I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass."

 

The infidel.

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I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass."

 

The infidel.

Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad).

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I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass."

 

The infidel.

Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad).

 

If Superman exists his real life name would be Chuck Norris.

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They say that if you dream that you die, you die irl... actually, if you dream that you die, Chuck Norris hunts you down and kills you.

 

Scientists estimate that the force given off by the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

 

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

 

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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Yeah, I've kind of forgotten about these forums for a while... :D

 

By the way, once Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar immediately exploded, as that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass."

 

The infidel.

Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad).

 

If Superman exists his real life name would be Chuck Norris.

Lol,superman is a pussy compared to Chuck Norris! :P

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I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass."

 

The infidel.

Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad).

 

If Superman exists his real life name would be Chuck Norris.

Lol,superman is a pussy compared to Chuck Norris! :P

 

:nods: Batman as well!

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