diablox Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious. Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK? I didn't say I don't like them, I just don't CARE for them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted March 25, 2006 (edited) Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious. Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK? I didn't say I don't like them, I just don't CARE for them... *roundhouse kick* *after while* *punch and roundhouse kick* Edited March 26, 2006 by Vanyel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted March 26, 2006 Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious. Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK? I didn't say I don't like them, I just don't CARE for them... *kick* *after while* *punch and kick* You ain't Chuck Norris!He only uses roundhouse kicks! *Pity* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted March 26, 2006 They were roundhouse - just didn't know how to describe what Chuck Norris is dealing with you two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KibblesAndBits Report post Posted March 26, 2006 When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesnt get wet... the pool gets Chuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlantis Report post Posted March 26, 2006 Whats the difference between Chuck Norris and God? Trick Question - Chuck Norris IS God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted March 26, 2006 They were roundhouse - just didn't know how to describe what Chuck Norris is dealing with you two. I saw you editing your posts,turncoat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted March 26, 2006 (edited) Sure I did... had to... once I knew how is 'kop z polobrotu' in English Am to afraid of Chuck to leave it like this. Edited March 26, 2006 by Vanyel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FirEBallS Report post Posted March 28, 2006 The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablox Report post Posted March 28, 2006 I had no idea how much people enjoy Chuck Norris, c'mon, what's so great about him? I mean, besides his fighting skills, "great" movies/shows, etc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted April 2, 2006 (edited) The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind. Actually, more like the reason bullseys designs still exist - not because someone doesn't know or care, but so they have an easy target. Edited April 2, 2006 by Arnieman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted April 2, 2006 Man... Chuck Norris forever! Chuck Norris sforza! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Infamous Report post Posted April 3, 2006 (edited) lol there are facts of vin diesel and mr T too Mr T ownzzz and the only reason i'm still alive now (even though chuck norris readed this) is cuz chuck = scared of t3h T ^^ Edited April 3, 2006 by Hardcore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cho-yun Report post Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) lol i remember these Edited April 4, 2006 by cho-yun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spounty Report post Posted April 8, 2006 #1 is my fav : everynight before bed the boogyman checks his closet for chuck norris -.- and another one i seen on another game life is like a box of chocolates,you never know when chuck norris is going to kill you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grayseraph Report post Posted April 18, 2006 I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass." The infidel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted April 19, 2006 I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass." The infidel. Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted April 24, 2006 I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass." The infidel. Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad). If Superman exists his real life name would be Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted April 25, 2006 They say that if you dream that you die, you die irl... actually, if you dream that you die, Chuck Norris hunts you down and kills you. Scientists estimate that the force given off by the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted April 25, 2006 Yay, ggm Some new ones! PS. I'm only seeing you in www.projectwasted.com lately:/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goatsgomoo Report post Posted April 25, 2006 Yeah, I've kind of forgotten about these forums for a while... By the way, once Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar immediately exploded, as that much awesome cannot be contained in one building. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grayseraph Report post Posted April 25, 2006 (edited) lol good one, vanyel. Edited April 27, 2006 by Grayseraph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted April 25, 2006 I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass." The infidel. Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad). If Superman exists his real life name would be Chuck Norris. Lol,superman is a pussy compared to Chuck Norris! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted April 25, 2006 I went to Six Flags, and some girl argued with me when I said "Chuck Norris can kick Superman's ass." The infidel. Duh!You're both wrong.Superman doesn't exist.If he did,he would be yet another victim of the Superman curse(every actor who played him ended up......bad). If Superman exists his real life name would be Chuck Norris. Lol,superman is a pussy compared to Chuck Norris! :nods: Batman as well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KibblesAndBits Report post Posted April 26, 2006 Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites