Tanyia Report post Posted February 27, 2006 (edited) Here's a really funny site for anyone who's watched "Walker, Texas Ranger" or seen Chuck Norris movies. I was reminded of it because someone made the character chuck__norris today Enjoy http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Here are the top 10: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING Edited February 27, 2006 by Tanyia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEAVER Report post Posted February 27, 2006 ROFL Hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kat Report post Posted February 28, 2006 hehe, one of my guy friends brought in 14 pages of those jokes to school a few weeks ago... funneh indeed ^^ -kat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gecko_Master Report post Posted February 28, 2006 If any of you play Guild Wars or World of Warcraft, this Chuck Norris stuff is getting way out of hand.... (after the 134th joke, it gets old) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlantis Report post Posted March 1, 2006 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. - My Math Teacher! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted March 1, 2006 Imaginary numbers used to be real numbers until they crossed Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted March 1, 2006 Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted March 1, 2006 I posted this earlier but the topic isn't here anymore... So:Tanyia---->gnomeburger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoverptera Report post Posted March 1, 2006 nice nice joke i like the last and sixth best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparhawk Report post Posted March 1, 2006 A pretty good laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted March 3, 2006 Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. ROFLMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) You've been missing my favourite: Chuck Norris counted to infinitum.... Twice. This one is nice as well: Chuck Norris is sleeping with the lights on. It's not that he is afraid of darkness. The Darkness is afraid of him! Edited March 3, 2006 by vanyel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted March 3, 2006 Chuck Norris is sleeping with the lights on. It's not that he is afraid of darkness. The Darkness is afraid of him! Niiiiiice Vanyel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NitageR Report post Posted March 3, 2006 Nitager, polish answer on Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted March 4, 2006 Nitager, polish answer on Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is gona kick ur butt for that coment better start running now i think he's hunting u down as i type! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NitageR Report post Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) Nah CN sucks Villekpl pro Edited March 5, 2006 by NitageR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreyu Report post Posted March 5, 2006 I'm glad Chuck Norris jokes haven't come into Canada yet.. This is the first I've ever heard of them. Why do you think they're funny? Really dumb, in my opinion. Worse than "YO MAMA" jokes even. =\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjk Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Chuck Norris can drink SO much beer, that even Atreyu's momma looks hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NitageR Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Chuck Norris can drink SO much beer, that even Atreyu's momma looks hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gruby_mietek Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gecko_Master Report post Posted March 21, 2006 Chuck Norris desided to sell his urine as a canned beverage. This is now known as "Red Bull". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted March 21, 2006 Chuck Norris writes all the facts abot himself - in karate kicks to the abdomen and intimidating stares... ...please Mr. Norris, no more! *kick* Chuck Norris has no use for computer geeks - he finds karate kicks and intimidating stares as useful on machines as they are on humans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablox Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Raven Report post Posted March 25, 2006 Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious. Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanyel Report post Posted March 25, 2006 (edited) Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious. Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK? *roundhouse kick* Edited March 26, 2006 by Vanyel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites