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Facts About Chuck Norris

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Here's a really funny site for anyone who's watched "Walker, Texas Ranger" or seen Chuck Norris movies. I was reminded of it because someone made the character chuck__norris today :blush: Enjoy :)

 

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

Here are the top 10:

 

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

 

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

 

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

 

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

 

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

 

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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hehe, one of my guy friends brought in 14 pages of those jokes to school a few weeks ago...

funneh indeed ^^

 

 

-kat

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If any of you play Guild Wars or World of Warcraft, this Chuck Norris stuff is getting way out of hand.... (after the 134th joke, it gets old)

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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You've been missing my favourite:

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinitum.... Twice.

 

This one is nice as well:

 

Chuck Norris is sleeping with the lights on. It's not that he is afraid of darkness. The Darkness is afraid of him!

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Chuck Norris is sleeping with the lights on. It's not that he is afraid of darkness. The Darkness is afraid of him!

 

Niiiiiice Vanyel

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Nitager, polish answer on Chuck Norris :)

 

Chuck Norris is gona kick ur butt for that coment :) better start running now i think he's hunting u down as i type!

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I'm glad Chuck Norris jokes haven't come into Canada yet..

This is the first I've ever heard of them.

Why do you think they're funny?

Really dumb, in my opinion.

Worse than "YO MAMA" jokes even.

 

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Chuck Norris writes all the facts abot himself - in karate kicks to the abdomen and intimidating stares...

 

...please Mr. Norris, no more! *kick*

 

Chuck Norris has no use for computer geeks - he finds karate kicks and intimidating stares as useful on machines as they are on humans.

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Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious.

Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one :D

HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK?

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Lmao, I don't really care for any of his movies, but that's hilarious.

Oh now you're done it!I see a very sudden death for you-a roundhouse kick induced one :D

HEY MR. CHUCK I DISAGREE WITH HIM!I REALLY LIKED YOUR MOVIES PLZ DON'T KILL ME NOW KK?

 

*roundhouse kick*

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