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"Magic Bear Hammer"

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Have some fun :-)

 

 

[PM from Lukargo: you want to hear a secret?]

 

[pm to lukargo: ...?]

 

[PM from Lukargo: i am the only mod in disguise left in this game]

[PM from Lukargo: all the others have been banned]

 

[PM from Lukargo: i am willing to give you a great deal on a enchanted bear hammer that is worth 100,000,000 gc if is was actually available in the game]

 

[PM from Lukargo: would you be interested in buying it for only 600gc?]

[PM from Lukargo: it kills bears in one hit every time]

 

[PM to Lukargo: i think about it. i tell you in ~1 minute, ok?]

 

[PM from Lukargo: alright]

 

[PM from Lukargo: i shall give you some background on the weapon]

 

[PM from Lukargo: This modded weapon is the only one of its kind. It was made with hours of scripting.]

 

[PM from Lukargo: i didn't think it would work at first but then when i attacked a bear it worked perfectly]

 

[PM to Lukargo: i dont have 1m, only 675k gc]

 

[PM from Lukargo: i will sell it to you for only 100k. How about that?]

 

[PM from Lukargo: will you buy it for 100k?]

 

[PM to Lukargo: ok, i think about it. i'll let you know in 1 minute]

[PM from Lukargo: ok]

 

[PM from Lukargo: but like i said it works like a charm]

 

[PM to Lukargo: ok, i buy]

 

[PM from Lukargo: alright. come to coordinates 127,701 where you last saw me]

 

[PM from Lukargo: you have all 100k?]

[PM to Lukargo: yes... come to naralik catacombs please]

[PM from Lukargo: give me the coordinates]

 

No player is in the game with the name of Lukargo

 

[PM from The_Piper: nee, nur gebootet. mal schauen was die admins von ihm halten. ich habe dein chat log im mod forum gepostet.]

 

[PM from Molado: you got my character banned!!!]

 

[PM to The_Piper: geht noch weiter... PM from Molado: you got my character banned!!!]

 

[PM to Molado: what?]

[PM from Molado: my other character was lukargo!!]

 

[PM from Molado: how long will he be banned??]

 

 

[PM from Molado: I am very sorry for the mis-understanding but can you make him unbanned?]

[PM to Molado: what is with the magic bear hammer?]

 

[PM from Molado: did you cause Lukargo to be banned?]

[PM to The_Piper: ich poste mal das komplette log, er fragt mich ob ich lukargo unbannen kann...]

 

[PM from Molado: because I can't log back on as him?]

 

[PM to Molado: no. i'm waiting in naralik catacombs for him]

 

[PM from Molado: ok just wait for a little bit longer and i will come with the bear hammer]

 

[PM to Molado: i have the 100k with me. are you comming with the hammer?]

 

[PM from Molado: yes i will be there in just a few minutes]

[PM to Molado: why not now?]

[PM from Molado: meet me back where you last saw Lukargo]

 

[PM to Molado: i'm in the catacombs. i'm sitting there on a big bag - cant leavse]

[PM from Molado: i just started a new character becasue Lukargo was banned and I have to complete the scripting for this character]

 

[PM from Molado: ok fine i will come]

 

[PM from Molado: just wait a little bit]

 

[PM to The_Piper: ... also der typ ist lustig... ]

 

.....

 

[PM to The_Piper: www.thierolf.org/scam.txt -> geht noch lustig weiter. wo hast du geposted? outlaws?]

 

 

[PM to Molado: but i've informed a real mod about your actions and i'll post it in the outlaw forum]

 

 

[PM from Molado: so you don't wan the hammer anymore?]

[PM to Molado: with both of your names, lukargo and molado]

[PM from Molado: is that why you are turning me in?]

[PM from Molado: please don't do it!!!!]

 

[PM from Molado: i promise i won't scamm a singlemore person]

[PM to Molado: too late]

[PM from Molado: i was just joking]

 

[PM from Molado: i can't mod anything!!]

 

[PM from Molado: i don't know how!!!]

[PM to Molado: i'm not joking]

 

[PM from Molado: please!!!]

[PM from Molado: i am only a newbie!!!]

 

[PM from Molado: please oh please!!]

 

[PM from Molado: I will give you evreything my players have!!!]

[PM from Molado: please i am only 6 years old ini real life]

[PM from Molado: please mr.]

 

[PM from Molado: please]

 

[PM from Molado: please don't do it]

 

[PM from Molado: please stop it]

 

[PM from Molado: dammit i don't know who you are but my son is crying becasue of you!!!]

Edited by DrMabuse

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[PM from Molado: please i am only 6 years old ini real life]

 

 

[PM from Molado: dammit i don't know who you are but my son is crying becasue of you!!!]

 

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Hilarity XD How could I have missed this?

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Maybe he was actually telling the truth?...

 

What would happen then?...

 

1st

look at the stats, here:

http://eternal-lands.solexine.fr/~radu/vie...hp?user=Lukargo

http://eternal-lands.solexine.fr/~radu/vie...php?user=Molado

or with iknow.

 

2nd

if it's possible to "mod" an item, i'm sure you need a high manu level + some enriched things like efe, ewe, eme, ...

 

3rd

you can't manu iron hammers

 

logic dictates (sic) that he tried to scam me

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Erm I thought Placid was being funny...as in telling the truth about being the last mod in disguise...

Heh... :)

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lukargo u did it all wrong i cant believe u did that u idiot bear hammer thats just plain stupid sry everybody my mistake i got lukargo in 2 scammin my bad wont happen again im tryin 2 quiet scammin well peace out everbody lol

 

Maybe he was actually telling the truth?...

 

What would happen then?...

 

1st

look at the stats, here:

http://eternal-lands.solexine.fr/~radu/vie...hp?user=Lukargo

http://eternal-lands.solexine.fr/~radu/vie...php?user=Molado

or with iknow.

 

2nd

if it's possible to "mod" an item, i'm sure you need a high manu level + some enriched things like efe, ewe, eme, ...

 

3rd

you can't manu iron hammers

 

logic dictates (sic) that he tried to scam me

 

u a smart kid lol i dont no logic worth crap so well i dont hav a clue wat the hell u just said lol i think i mite no tho lol :D

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lukargo u did it all wrong i cant believe u did that u idiot bear hammer thats just plain stupid sry everybody my mistake i got lukargo in 2 scammin my bad wont happen again im tryin 2 quiet scammin well peace out everbody lol

...

u a smart kid lol i dont no logic worth crap so well i dont hav a clue wat the hell u just said lol i think i mite no tho lol :)

 

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Do not feed the trolls

Edited by DrMabuse

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lmao This is a very funny story. I love the part were *the mother* types{ dammit i don't know who you are but my son is crying because of you!!!} because you say your six. lol But form the way you acted you seem to be a real smart six year old...

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lmao This is a very funny story. I love the part were *the mother* types{ dammit i don't know who you are but my son is crying because of you!!!} because you say your six. lol But form the way you acted you seem to be a real smart six year old...

 

 

Yes I know I am a very smart little six year old! But well, imaging if there actually was a magic bear hammer! Woudn't it be sweet :evilgrin: ?

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must say that it wwas pretty funny! Why did you have to go report me though DR.Mabuse? You better watch out in those PK maps! :icon13:

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Why did you have to go report me though DR.Mabuse? You better watch out in those PK maps! :evilgrin:

 

 

lukargo 
Main Attributes 
Physique: 12/12 
Coordination: 5/5 

Skills 
Overall: 16/16 
Attack: 7/7 
Defense: 7/7 

 

:icon13:

 

Man this one's really funny :P

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Nuuuuuuuuu... Aislinn lost her hammer :P it's the black day for all of us - no more making people perfectly flat :D.

Serious.... erm... can't be serious while reading it - lovely one.f

@ lukargo

Hope you will. Then you might want to stop being in disguise - yay!

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