StormDaughter Report post Posted December 21, 2005 Hi everyone! So, a few days ago, while under the influence of not having had anything to eat, I wrote a song/poem about...someone... So here it is: In the mountains of Seridia There's a tiny little creature brave and bold Everybody likes him and everybody cares Even though he smells like mold [Chorus]Yes he is Tiras Tiras Hazor A wild wild gnomey from the wild wild west He doesn't like to boot or banzor And he has a really nice chest! Just don't let the truth be known He's actually a crazy party gnome Everybody likes him and everybody cares With his hinge-like nose and hair like a dome [Chorus] Hazor thinks that I'm insane He takes offense at nearly all I say But everybody likes him and everybody cares So now let's all just go out and par-tay! [Chorus] Just don't let the truth be known He's actually a crazy awesome superbly cool party gnome! The End I'm not obsessed. Not obsessed. Not. Obsessed. But I should be crowned the queen of bad rhymes and dreadful-er rhyming meters. Thank you for your time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparhawk Report post Posted December 21, 2005 I dont beleive you are obsessed, really i dont. Thats one bizarre peice of work .( hmm i wonder if that would annoy tiras..) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kat Report post Posted December 21, 2005 hehe, nice work ^_^ -Kat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagpieLee Report post Posted December 21, 2005 Obsessed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoJo Report post Posted December 22, 2005 Yeah, what is it with people and Gnomes. Yeah they're small but so are dwarves..Fluck all wrong with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazor Report post Posted December 25, 2005 (edited) ( hmm i wonder if that would annoy tiras..) No. o0 Yeah, what is it with people and Gnomes. Yeah they're small but so are dwarves..Fluck all wrong with them. Dwarves are buff, Gnomes aren't. =d Edited December 25, 2005 by Hazor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssjgohan Report post Posted January 1, 2006 dwarves just smell to bad to hang around with, ONLY if we have been in the mines tho or when we had beer and start farting off course... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted January 4, 2006 O.o.....I'll just....pretend I don't know that information Gohan...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssjgohan Report post Posted January 4, 2006 sure but you will smell it when we have had too much beer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted January 4, 2006 hmm... 1 drunk dwarf + 1 Fire Essence = FUN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entris Report post Posted January 4, 2006 hmm... 1 drunk dwarf + 1 Fire Essence = FUN! lol r u planing a BBQ? Count me in i'm hungry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssjgohan Report post Posted January 4, 2006 1 drunk dwarf coming right up! pass me some more ale! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnieman Report post Posted January 5, 2006 hmm... 1 drunk dwarf + 1 Fire Essence = FUN! lol r u planing a BBQ? Count me in i'm hungry! I was thinking more of a dwarf rocket... forgot - need a wooden staff or a suicidal gnome for the FE application - last thing I want is to set a dwarf in orbit and become immolated before I can enjoy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssjgohan Report post Posted January 5, 2006 you won't be able to enjoy anyway i'll blow the whole planet away while you're standing on it!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites