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The Gnome Song

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Hi everyone!

So, a few days ago, while under the influence of not having had anything to eat, I wrote a song/poem about...someone... :ph34r:

So here it is:

 

In the mountains of Seridia

There's a tiny little creature brave and bold

Everybody likes him and everybody cares

Even though he smells like mold

 

[Chorus]Yes he is Tiras Tiras Hazor

A wild wild gnomey from the wild wild west

He doesn't like to boot or banzor

And he has a really nice chest!

 

Just don't let the truth be known

He's actually a crazy party gnome

Everybody likes him and everybody cares

With his hinge-like nose and hair like a dome

 

[Chorus]

 

Hazor thinks that I'm insane

He takes offense at nearly all I say

But everybody likes him and everybody cares

So now let's all just go out and par-tay!

 

[Chorus]

 

Just don't let the truth be known

He's actually a crazy awesome superbly cool party gnome!

 

The End

 

I'm not obsessed. Not obsessed. Not. Obsessed. :P

But I should be crowned the queen of bad rhymes and dreadful-er rhyming meters.

Thank you for your time.

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I dont beleive you are obsessed, really i dont. Thats one bizarre peice of work :P .( hmm i wonder if that would annoy tiras..)

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( hmm i wonder if that would annoy tiras..)

No. o0

 

Yeah, what is it with people and Gnomes. Yeah they're small but so are dwarves..Fluck all wrong with them.

Dwarves are buff, Gnomes aren't. =d Edited by Hazor

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dwarves just smell to bad to hang around with, ONLY if we have been in the mines tho

 

or when we had beer and start farting off course...

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hmm... 1 drunk dwarf + 1 Fire Essence = FUN! :rolleyes:

 

lol :mace: r u planing a BBQ? Count me in i'm hungry!

I was thinking more of a dwarf rocket... forgot - need a wooden staff or a suicidal gnome for the FE application - last thing I want is to set a dwarf in orbit and become immolated before I can enjoy it.

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