sparhawk Report post Posted November 16, 2005 (edited) Apallis after talking to Lord Luxin was curious about the gnomish gauss cannon. He travelled far and wide across the land trying to discover their secrets. Speaking to many gnomes he gleaned no information, for they were very secretive. After a while Apallis managed to find a gnome who explained the gauss canyon! The traitors name was (page is ripped).(page is ripped) gave Apallis a strange book of knowledge and translated it for him. (page is ripped) At last he had discovered the Gnome secret! Apallis still did not know what to do with this valuble information. For now he keeps it until he makes up his mind..... Help i am now captured by the gnomes! They are hidding me( page is ripped) Gnome: Apallis is now ours! We have "edited" the knowledge. Now no one will find out the secret of the gnomes!Be careful where you tread! Or Else. Edited November 17, 2005 by sparhawk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark_Nightmare Report post Posted November 17, 2005 (edited) GNOMES! RELEASE APALLIS, OR I SHALL RELEASE THY WRATH OPON ALL OF YOU, FOR I AM BANE!!! Shadowbane bursts into their hideout, and smtes all the gnomes with his mighty sword. He then disappears in a flash of blinding light. Edited November 17, 2005 by Dark_Nightmare Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted November 17, 2005 ..., FOR I AM BANE!!!.... Blasphemy! The one true Lord Bane is the deity that knows it all, and he will face you on the day of the shining path. Without darkness ther can be no light, but the rays of the great one will obliterate darkness and bring oblivion to the ignorant. So repent before its too late. Derin Grand Inquisitor of Bane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sora_barzahd Report post Posted November 18, 2005 Nooooo! Now the gnomes will atack and take all the bacon and shinny things! *runs screaming* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark_Nightmare Report post Posted November 18, 2005 Derin, thats what happens when you drink 66660 gallons of whiskey in a day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derin Report post Posted November 18, 2005 Derin, thats what happens when you drink 66660 gallons of whiskey in a day Apology accepted Delusion of grandeur is a know side-effect of using too much of the firey waters spawned by Mortos. D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark_Nightmare Report post Posted November 18, 2005 Sorry, master Derin, but I was drunk, and had been reading some texts about the Monastaery, learning about it and the Bane of all evils, the great Overdeity. I am terribly sorry, and will never associate alchohal with any God again. Anyways, I'm more of a wine person, no joke intended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
